Gary is Still Alive!

About Gary is Still Alive!

Me making words out of my noise hole which may or may not do things to your emotional pants. You can find/download all of the end-of-episode songs through my musical project, A Huddled Mass, available on all streaming services. Unless otherwise noted, instrumental music throughout each episode is sourced from Suno AI. Theme song: Lyrice - G.T. Watson; Music, arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

Publisher

Gary T. Watson, Jr.

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

29 Jun 2024

Latest episode

3 Dec 2025

Latest episodes

19 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   3 Dec 2025

   Episode 19 - Hey Nineteen, That's 'Retha Franklin

   It's been quite a while! On this episode, I talk about some recent breakthroughs I've had, the bizarre origin of some familiar phrases, how strange A.I. can be (with examples), and a prog rock tune from me and a bunch of algorithms.

2. 

   16 May 2025

   My Podcast Can Vote

   On this, the "finally legal" episode, I discuss regrets, the differences between a million and a billion, a couple short Mom stories, and a new song kinda by request. ENJOY!

3. 

   23 Feb 2025

   Episode 17 - And You Know What I Mean

   In this, the 17th episode, I catch you up on the last few weeks of my life; discuss parliaments, crashes, and murder; present a tale of my high-school escapades; and give you a new song called "Superhero." I Hope you enjoy!

4. 

   7 Jan 2025

   Episode 16 - Kinda Sweet, Kinda Sour

   In this episode, I open up about one of my most haunting and distressing intrusive thoughts, I explain why medicine and power tools should rarely mix, I tell a story about my shoeless and shameless grandmother, and give you a new song with the updated AI engine (spoilers... it sounds amazing). Chainsaw Sound Effect by u_zpj3vbdres from Pixabay

5. 

   16 Dec 2024

   Episode 15 - The Ides of Episodes

   Gary Vaynerchuk and Darby Dunn discuss friendship, inventions, tree dangers, and a Bill-themed song in this lively conversation about life's unexpected moments and connections.

6. 

   22 Nov 2024

   Episode 14 - Mental Illness Alphabet Soup

   Gary Vaynerchuk discusses how his PTSD manifests, shares a surprising Egypt fact, and opens up about his songwriting process in a candid conversation.

7. 

   28 Oct 2024

   Episode 13 - The Birthmas One

   In this episode, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Darby joins me again as we talk about the anniversary of my uterus departure, the blessings of horseshoe crabs, and a spoopy story. No song this week (sorry), but you can find all my songs under my artist collection called "A Huddled Mass" on all streaming serices!

8. 

   21 Oct 2024

   Episode 12 - The Dirty Dozenth

   On this episode, I have a special guest, my oldest loin fruit! We discuss my worst nightmare coming true kinda, a queer fact, my first car's untimely demise, and I present a banger of a song that will be stuck in your head for days.

9. 

   30 Sept 2024

   Episode 11 - Hashtag GDB

   On this week's episode, I'll be thanking friends, naming animals, telling a Bill story, and recycling an old tune for new ears. Join me, won't you. Please... I need a hug.

10. 

    22 Sept 2024

    Episode 10 - The Decasode

    This week, I get a little deep about some new meds, I talk about the animal kingdom's longest...spoilers, I recite poetry, and a song where I wrote the music and AI did the rest!

11. 

    9 Sept 2024

    Episode 9 - Who the HELL is William IV?

    This week, I talk about a feel I'm feeling a lot lately, the oldest animal on the planet, my dad's sure-fire mosquito extermination method (pun included), and I finish with a song I wrote to spite my ex!

12. 

    1 Sept 2024

    Episode 8 - The Tao of Phuck-it-all.

    This week, I catch you up on my living situation, I'll present a dinosaur fact that will fry your brain, I'll tell you how NOT to accidentally grow 'shrooms, and I have a kick-ass rock tune at the end.

13. 

    26 Aug 2024

    Episode 7 - The Grapevine Can Suck It

    In this episode, I talk about how the grapevine can be pretty thorny sometimes, the nature of the universe, the time I got married in a burning building, and a brand new blues song!

14. 

    18 Aug 2024

    Episode 6 - The Word of the Day is BLAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

    This week, I talk about anxiety and depression, what kind of music is best for cheese, why we never said the F-word in front of my mom, and I have a happy little country tune for ya! Don't Forget to share, rate, and subscribe! Music: Suno AI Without Bees There'd be No Flowers: Lyrics - G. Watson; Music/Arrangement/Vocals - Suno AI

15. 

    11 Aug 2024

    Episode 5 - I'm a Loser, Baby, so why don't you kick back and listen to my podcast.

    One day, I'll write better descriptions for these things. Today's episode is about loss, shit I bet you didn't know about the human body, the time I vaporized a squirrel, and a new song called "My Breath." www.garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI My Breath: Lyrics - G. T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno Ai

16. 

    3 Aug 2024

    Episode 4 - Better Sometime Than Never

    It's been a rough last couple of weeks, so forgive the extra long break. Here's some fresh nonsense for you, straight from my larynx to your tympanic membrane. garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI Idle Idol: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

17. 

    14 Jul 2024

    Episode 3 - Ooftah, she's a heavy one.

    It's episode three time, boils and gurrs. And shit's gettin real up in this bitch. garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI
Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI Boogie Your Face Off: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

18. 

    7 Jul 2024

    Episode 2 - The Voices.....THE VOICES!!!

    Well, I did it. I did a #2! I also produced a second episode of my hopefully soon to become viral (or at least highly contagious bacterial) sensation that is The Gary is Still Alive Podcast. Speaking of viral and/or bacterial, I have to go do another episode... like NOW! garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI A Box You Carved: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

19. 

    29 Jun 2024

    Episode 1 - The Beginning of a Beautiful Acquaintance

    Greetings Friends, Family, and Others; I’m sure many of you have the same question I ask myself every time I look into the mirror: “What the fuck happened to you?” Well… it’s complicated… and a whole lot. First, I’d like to apologize for falling off of the Earth. I am fighting a relentless battle, and I just couldn’t relate to anyone anymore. The mess in my head is not clearing, and I have all but completely lost hope that I will ever be myself ever again. What I have been through over the last four years has turned me into someone whom I don’t know or like very much. To say I’m struggling would be a gross understatement. I know what you’re probably saying. “Jeez, Gary… You should get over it. It’s just a relationship. You’ll find love again. You’re better off without her.” I couldn’t agree with you more. Saying it, wanting it, hoping for it, however, doesn’t make it happen. I wish I could have just moved on, but the entirety of the situation’s big picture prevents me, and I ran out of ways to tell people that this is not a regular break-up. I got so exhausted just trying to explain to people where I am in my head, only to be cut off and told that what I’m feeling isn’t what I’m feeling. What REALLY hurt was people telling me that “The boy isn’t [my] kid anyway.” I will NOT justify my relationship with a kid to whom I was the sole reliable and ever-present parent for the most developmentally important years of his life. That’s when I finally went silent. I couldn’t keep retelling the story over and over again to get people to understand what has happened to me. If you have not been in a relationship with a covert malignant narcissist, believe me, you DO NOT understand. But I will try to explain, or at least, sum up. In 2017, I left Shreveport to start a new life with --------. We lived in Iowa for three years, then we moved to Connecticut in 2020. During that time, I dedicated my entire existence to her, and to thank me for running the house and raising her kid AS MY OWN, she emotionally abused and tormented me every day. When she no longer needed me, she marooned me in a state I’d never even visited before I moved there, in the middle of a pandemic, with no means to support myself, no necessities to start a new life, in the throes of a complete emotional collapse, she did nothing she promised she would do, and everything she promised she wouldn’t. I was left with precisely nothing. In the years since, I have gained little else; lost even more. I’m at the precipice of complete personal, financial, and emotional collapse; and in dire need of assistance. I’m scarcely a week from being homeless (no… really), I’m suffering from all kinds of mental disorders. I can’t get caught up with anything, much less ahead, because I was forced to start over SO behind. I have no friends. I have a shit job that pays shit (Connecticut is expensive). I hate literally every ounce of my existence. I know… this isn’t like me at all. “I love being me,” used to be a thing I said, because it was true at the time. Not so much these days. So what does a mentally ill, lonely, and financially destitute bitter old radio fuck do when they have nowhere else to go to beg for money in a classy way? By making a podcast, of course. I present to you, The Gary is Still Alive Podcast! This will answer many of the questions you might have. I do ask you to listen. It’s not just me bitching and crying. No. There’s entertainment, there’s songs, there’s bitching and crying, there’s me talking. What else do you need? I need help… in many areas… financially is where I need it most. Even if you can’t give; please listen, like, share, rate, and all that. garyisstillalive.com (www.garyisstillalive.com) Sound FX: Pixabay⁠ (https://pixabay.com//?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=198411)/dffdv (https://pixabay.com/users/dffdv-42492812/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=195840), and Otto (https://pixabay.com/users/voicebosch-30143949/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=198411) from Pixabay (https://pixabay.com//?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=198411) Theme: Lyrics - G. Watson; Music - Suno AI (https://www.suno.com/create) Transitions: Cartoon - SergeQuadrado (https://pixabay.com/users/sergequadrado-24990007/) from Pixabay Songs: Entrance of the Gladiators - Julius Fučík - Public Domain; The Stripper - ©1967 David Rose; Smoke A Bowl With Jesus: ©2007 - G. Watson/G. Krepak

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)

4.4 / 5

7 ratings

Spotify

4.7 / 5

12 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 32 / 100

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Quality

44

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

51

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