Welcome to Geisler's Guidelines, the blog-turned-podcast! Sit down with the slightly informed, sarcastic, and somewhat innocent Jordan Geisler and his very special guests as they jump into lively discussions and bizarre tangents. Enjoy almost-edgy and occasionally irreverent topics paired with out-of-the-box, Jordan-original games and segments. Tune in to hear what absolutely no one is (but should be) raving about!

Geisler's Guidelines
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Podcast Overview
Welcome to Geisler's Guidelines, the blog-turned-podcast! Sit down with the slightly informed, sarcastic, and somewhat innocent Jordan Geisler and his very special guests as they jump into lively discussions and bizarre tangents. Enjoy almost-edgy and occasionally irreverent topics paired with out-of-the-box, Jordan-original games and segments. Tune in to hear what absolutely no one is (but should be) raving about!
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6/18/2019
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Recent Episodes

May 12, 2020
S2 E16: Power, with Susan Silva
To celebrate the series finale, Jordan invites the guest who helped push him to pursue doing a podcast: his cousin, Susan Silva. Together, the two discuss the meaning of power in their lives, whether they consider themselves powerful, times they've been powerless, and the most valuable kind of power. Later, they engage in Mad Lib Dating Profile where they create people they instantly fall in love with. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening and being a part of the journey! And be sure to look for Jordan’s upcoming project, the Roast and Toast Podcast, when it debuts in a few weeks!

May 5, 2020
S2 E15: Pain, with Ashley Ward
Jordan’s good friend Ashley comes on the podcast to talk about their problems with pain. Together they delve into the problem with the concept “forgive and forget,” the differences between emotional and physical pain, and the importance of learning to let things go. Later, they play a game of Hot or Not that unintentionally involves a lot of Marvel characters. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

April 28, 2020
S2 Episode 14: Roast & Toast, with John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer
Former guests John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer (S2 E1) come back on the show to roast and toast (more roast than toast) the heck out of the 2006 flop "Zoom." Together they go through the many plotholes of the movie, how Chevy Chase is essentially Elton John, Courtney Cox's inability to walk, the worst superhero fight in movie history, the disgust of Spencer Breslin's superpower, Tim Allen’s pervy finger, and much, much more! They also introduce a new Roast & Toast segment dedicated to viewing 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 star movie reviews. Later, they play a game of Shoot Your Shot and instantly regret it. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!
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