Grab your Barbies and come along with Delaney (she/her) and Vero (they/them) on a journey through the wild, whimsical world of girl pervert media - a secret garden for the weird, melodramatic little girl inside all of us.
Get your blonde on and dive face-first into a spaceship: Vero & Delaney are having fun in the sun with cult classic Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)! What sets this alien sex comedy apart from the notoriously sketchy 80's? What killed the era of the himbo? And who's gonna send us their ancient Earth Girls Are Easy fanfiction?
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00:00:00 Intro
00:11:32 Girl Perv Roundtable
00:50:40 Into the Archive & Final Rankings
ABOUT US:
Vero (https://www.instagram.com/ginkgocrown/) (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.
Delaney (https://linktr.ee/infinitesnowpro) (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.
Theme music by Kirsten Carey! (https://www.instagram.com/kircareygtr/)
17 Sept 2026
Van Helsing (2004) - "Carl Yaoi"
Don your masks and steer clear of mirrors - Vero (https://bsky.app/profile/ginkgocrown.bsky.social) and Delaney (https://bsky.app/profile/infinitesnow.bsky.social) have a monster-slaying date with Van Helsing (2004). What's the appeal of vampiric hypnosis? Does this movie kind of hate women? And how the hell is Frankenstein yet again the best Barbie?
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00:00:00 Intro
00:04:27 Girl Perv Roundtable
00:49:50 Into the Archive & Final Rankings
ABOUT US:
Vero (https://www.instagram.com/ginkgocrown/) (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.
Delaney (https://linktr.ee/infinitesnowpro) (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.
Theme music by Kirsten Carey! (https://www.instagram.com/kircareygtr/)
20 Aug 2026
The Phantom of the Opera (1986) - "With the Doll?"
Sing, my pervert of music! Vero (https://bsky.app/profile/ginkgocrown.bsky.social) and Delaney (https://bsky.app/profile/infinitesnow.bsky.social) are taking on one of the big dogs with Andrew Lloyd Webber's girl pervert megamusical masterpiece The Phantom of the Opera (1996)! How does the musical hold up after 40 years of activating perverts around the world? Can we avoid Love Never Dies spoilers in the AO3 tags? And most importantly, does the Phantom know what sex is, and has he had it before?
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00:00:00 Intro
00:16:12 Girl Perv Roundtable
01:11:38 Into the Archive & Final Rankings
ABOUT US:
Vero (https://www.instagram.com/ginkgocrown/) (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.
Delaney (https://linktr.ee/infinitesnowpro) (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.
Theme music by Kirsten Carey! (https://www.instagram.com/kircareygtr/)
16 Jul 2026
One Piece: Whole Cake Island (1998 - ) "Deconstructed Brulee" (ft. Melonteee)
The Sanji Squad reunites! Vero (https://bsky.app/profile/ginkgocrown.bsky.social) and Delaney (https://bsky.app/profile/infinitesnow.bsky.social) are joined by video essayist Melonteee (https://www.youtube.com/@MelonTeee) to break down the Whole Cake Island arc of One Piece. Does everyone's favorite pervy chef contain multitudes? How much boy damseling can one shonen arc take? And what kind of unhinged animal would deconstruct a creme brulee?
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00:00:00 Intro
00:15:16 Girl Perv Roundtable
01:22:02 Into the Archive & Final Rankings
ABOUT US:
Vero (https://www.instagram.com/ginkgocrown/) (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.
Delaney (https://linktr.ee/infinitesnowpro) (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.
Theme music by Kirsten Carey! (https://www.instagram.com/kircareygtr/)
18 Jun 2026
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) - "Doctor Batman"
Vero (https://bsky.app/profile/ginkgocrown.bsky.social) and Delaney (https://bsky.app/profile/infinitesnow.bsky.social) pay tribute to the late, great Anthony Head by venturing into the Spencer's Gift Shop of horror musicals. Is this the perfect amount of Baby's First Edge? How does this film have alumni from Spy Kids to House of 1000 Corpses? And just how crazy do these Repo AMVs get?
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00:00:00 Intro
00:07:20 Girl Perv Roundtable
00:59:20 Into the Archive & Final Rankings
ABOUT US:
Vero (https://www.instagram.com/ginkgocrown/) (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.
Delaney (https://linktr.ee/infinitesnowpro) (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.
Theme music by Kirsten Carey! (https://www.instagram.com/kircareygtr/)
21 May 2026
Frankenstein (2025) - "He's Not the Monster, Gaston"
It's alive...Girl Perverts* is alive! Vero (https://bsky.app/profile/ginkgocrown.bsky.social) and Delaney (https://bsky.app/profile/infinitesnow.bsky.social) inaugurate this graveyard smash by diving into Guillermo Del Toro's latest passion project. How does it shape up to the peaks of his previous spooky romances? Why are spending so much time on this damn boat? And seriously, who's really the monster?
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! (https://www.patreon.com/c/infinitesnow) Contributions at any level unlock exclusive access to our full length Perv-Along film commentary tracks and keep the show going.
00:00:00 Intro
00:08:36 Girl Perv Roundtable
00:46:37 Into the Archive & Final Rankings
ABOUT US:
Vero (https://www.instagram.com/ginkgocrown/) (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.
Delaney (https://linktr.ee/infinitesnowpro) (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.
Theme music by Kirsten Carey! (https://www.instagram.com/kircareygtr/)
8 May 2026
Girl Perverts* 101 (TRAILER)
Have a thing for monsters? Watch too many fairy movies as a kid? Unpacking weird tropes you don't know when you got into? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation (or at least a little exposure therapy).
Check with the experts and stay tuned for Girl Perverts* - a secret garden for the strange, melodramatic little girl inside all of us.
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