“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday.
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Shane Gillis, Cornell, and Kelly Clarkson vs. an Animatronic Bird (w/Milly & Alise!)
Topics: Druski, Pete Davidson, and Shane Gillis (The Discourse), Kelly Clarkson vs. The Art of Play (Grasshole Honorable Mention), Michael Tracey (Grasshole of the Week)
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Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here. (https://www.youtube.com/@gotouchgrasspod)
Follow Milly on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/?hl=en) and Twitter (https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor).
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7 Oct 2026
The Many Beefs of Cardi B (Live at Cheerful Earful!)
Performed live for this year's Cheerful Earful podcast festival in New York.
Topics: Historic Latina Tweets (Game), The Many Beefs of Cardi B (Discourse)
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon (https://patreon.com/GoTouchGrassPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink).
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/go-touch-grass/id1719896189) and Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/2lpoRnykHVB8b230B6Vz6w) and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here. (https://www.youtube.com/@gotouchgrasspod)
Follow Milly on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/?hl=en) and Twitter (https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor).
Follow Alise on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pandalise/?hl=en) and TikTok (https://www.tiktok.com/@alisenavidad).
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod (https://www.instagram.com/gotouchgrasspod/)
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod (https://www.tiktok.com/@gotouchgrasspod)
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30 Sept 2026
The COVID-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Greenfield, Mass (w/Alise & Milly!)
Guest: Patreon Re-release! No guest, just gal
Topics: Life of A Showgirl: The Encore (Mini Topic 1), Clavicular SA accusations (Mini Topic 2), The Covid-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Greenfield, MA (The Discourse)
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon (https://patreon.com/GoTouchGrassPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink).
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/go-touch-grass/id1719896189) and Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/2lpoRnykHVB8b230B6Vz6w) and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here. (https://www.youtube.com/@gotouchgrasspod)
Follow Milly on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/?hl=en) and Twitter (https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor).
Follow Alise on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pandalise/?hl=en) and TikTok (https://www.tiktok.com/@alisenavidad).
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod (https://www.instagram.com/gotouchgrasspod/)
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod (https://www.tiktok.com/@gotouchgrasspod)
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