What happens when three delusional idiots decide to take up a free internship and listen to all your voice messages in the name of God? You get this podcast – a complete waste of your time. Well, let’s not pretend your time is worth that much anyway. Sit back and take notes while they ponder life’s most important topics. 100% interesting! 100% mindblowing! I’m telling you! All the topics. Every single one. No topic is too ridiculous. Sure, they may not have divine wisdom but... Actually, that’s it, just but.
SEASON FINALE! God’s interns welcome their first guest, Prakhar applies for a new job, Alex deals with a bodily problem, Floris contemplates impregnating a queen and our guest learns the true value of eggs.
22 Sept 2024
The Shittiest Episode
The interns deep dive into the dark complexities of the human existence, exploring the messy reality of life, all while unloading the mysteries of what truly connects us as living beings.
15 Sept 2024
Religion 2.0
GAM tackles the age old issue with religions: they are not FUN enough..
A curated collection of unhinged derailments. Alex loved editing these.
28 Jul 2024
Our Apologies to Floris
21 Jul 2024
Japan
Floris and Alex embarrass the nation of Japan. Babies are crying. Prakhar is shocked.
フロリスとアレックスは日本国民を当惑させた。赤ちゃんは泣き、プラカールはショックを受ける
Furorisu to Arekkusu wa nihonkokumin o tōwaku sa seta. Akachan wa naki, purakāru wa shokku o ukeru
14 Jul 2024
Dictators
Men who look good in uniform!
7 Jul 2024
You're Fired!
My boss is a clown, I didn't know!!!
29 Jun 2024
Baby Boners
Can boners get babies?
The interns are back for Season 2 and asking, no, wait, BEGGING to be cancelled! Will the first episode be the last of the season?
28 Oct 2023
From Thailand with Love
SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!!
Who dunnit... is it the Russian Spy, with the pigeon in in the townhall...?
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22 Oct 2023
Clone Wars
'I AM THE ORIGINAL, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!'
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15 Oct 2023
The Fight
What do turtles and vegetables have in common? What can be used to cut things, is round and dulls over time? End up in fight, this is what NOT to do!
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8 Oct 2023
India
Should you trust a good samaritan with a screwdriver? Ever fancied working in a circus? How do you pick up girls in Bhutan (the country, not the gas)
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1 Oct 2023
Potato
PO-TA-TO! What would you rather do besides sex?
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24 Sept 2023
Dates & Kopkaas
How do you get out of an underage date? How do you use ‘kopkaas’ for your own good? Hear all about it in this episode!
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17 Sept 2023
Time Travel & Acid
Where would you go if you could time travel? How do you poo in the dark? What does Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mean? Find out in the this episode.
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11 Sept 2023
The Poop Knife
Is there such a thing as free chicken? Are superpowers overrated? Ever taken a dump so big it needs to be sliced? God’s Answering Machine has all the answers.
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18 Aug 2023
God's Answering Machine Teaser
Dive into the depths of absurdity as three self-proclaimed interns take on the divine duty of answering God's voicemail messages – because why not, right? Our teaser offers a taste of the upcoming podcast that promises to waste your time in the most spectacular fashion. Sit tight, chuckle, and prepare for a rollercoaster of ludicrous conversations!
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