Two rats broadcasting from the center of the galaxy. Welcome to GOONBASE, a special wavelength of cheese to feed your rotten soul. Kick back, gub it up, while we drift through the universe. The station is under control. So long as you stay gooning.
GOONBASE tells the tale of Nate Paul, the infamous real-estate wunderkind at the center of Ken Paxton’s impeachment trial. Welcome to Texas, where the britches are big, the oil money flows, and there ain't no term limits.
1 Aug 2023
Ep 15. - La Cultura w/ ”Fred”
White, Anglo-Saxon, cishet male teaches GOONBASE how to indoctrinate children with novel pedagogical strategies (we define 'woman' in this episode)
2 Jun 2023
Ep. 14 - The Undisclosed Location is Compromised w/ Daniel
Comfortable, ball-cupping pressure in the front. Loose, ass-breathing freedom in the back. Steal it, and I'll sue.
18 Apr 2023
Ep. 13 - Back to Basics w/ Will
The rats return to the undisclosed location with guest "Will" to discuss business pitches, growing as a person, and boats
8 Mar 2023
Ep. 12 - Engineer Brain
If you want to be an engineer, you better listen up, kiddo.
8 Feb 2023
Ep. 11 - A Lesson in Proper Rat Care
How are we going to handle all of these aging rat fuckers? Here at GOONBASE, we offer no solutions, only bile.
24 Jan 2023
Ep. 10 - Domo arigato, Mr. Ratboto
FM radio's fall from greatness and the music it committed suicide to
17 Jan 2023
Ep. 9 - Do Ghosts Exist?
GOONBASE levels up. It's time to start asking the big questions. Also we edit now.
3 Jan 2023
Ep. 8 - Happy GOON Year!
Does the Na'vi girl's exposed nipple count as child pornography?
23 Dec 2022
Ep. 7 - Give Me Christmas Special or Give Me Death
It’s the first ever GOONBASE deep dive. In this episode, your two favorite rats are sinking their teeth into the Tuttle Twins, the children’s book series that teaches kids about the free-market. Learn about the French Enlightenment, Utah state politics, and how Connor Boyack is definitely a pedophile.
20 Dec 2022
Ep. 6 - Gimigi Gimigi
Dylan recounts splooging in the digisphere and Amir cops to manslaughter
13 Dec 2022
Ep. 5 - In the French Sense
From now on, anyone not Chinese is a muggle
5 Dec 2022
Ep. 4 - Leslie’s Dead
Thank god a visitor emerged, or we would've just kept talking about Kanye
29 Nov 2022
Ep. 3 - Enter the Rat-Tang (36 Cheeses)
Chinese Radios Bad for GOONBASE Audio, Data Suggests
(All I want for Thanksgiving is to beat the snail)
22 Nov 2022
Ep. 2 - We Have a Confession…
The nerds and the bees and the Kristallnacht chicken sandwich with cheese
15 Nov 2022
Ep. 1 - Is that Legal?
We deliver the hard stinky cheese on pirate radio and Ted Cruz's gay lover
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