- 18
- Episodes
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- 2020
- First episode
About Grab The Tomatoes
Brandon, Matt, and Nyota, three experienced cultural commentators, discuss everything there is to know about the world we live in. Whether it's music, food, crime, or social media, no pop culture subject is safe from their loud mouths. Grab those tomatoes and limber up your throwing arm...you're going to need it 🍅
- Publisher
- Grab The Tomatoes
- Category
- comedy
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 13 Nov 2020
- Latest episode
- 16 Jan 2024
Latest episodes
18 episodes in the feed.
16 Jan 2024
Squid Games and Shein Doctors
We're baaaaack! New year, same podcast, and a new episode that'll make you say YEOWCH! One topic, two words -- SQUID GAME. After a thorough review of the greatest show of all time, Squid Game: The Challenge, we hop into our hosts' huge list of hate. Then we discuss some of the most divisive movies of the season, Saltburn and Thanksgiving, and one host gets so heated that he has no choice but to go on a passionate soliloquy about feminism. This episode will be sure to give you whiplash, as we swerve from Emmanuel Macron's dating history to the morals of Baddies ATL to the racial politics of eye color. You can't say we're not well-rounded! Finally, we close things out with one host's story of the worst doctor in medical history. Get ready for 2024, because you're now entering the Year of the Tomato 🍅 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
3 Oct 2023
Grab the Tomatoes Black People Game
Get ready to squelch with excitement, because we are BACK! This episode, we answer so many of the questions you have been dying to hear us answer, such as: What is the NYC Gay Boy Volleyball League? Can we run a 5K in 10 minutes? Would we eat 24 hour Mexican buffet? Why did one host delete their dating apps? Which host stands with the Swifties? Do we know the female anatomy? Just how large can a scrotum stretch? Why is one host's pee so hot? Would we ever sell feet pics? Which kinks should be shamed? What are our thoughts on the Alabama chair fight? Will we ever play the Black People Game? Why is British breakfast so bad? If you've been wanting the answers to these questions and more, then this is the episode for you. Come on in, the tomato juice is fine! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
27 Dec 2022
Bikini Bottom Smash or Pass
Happy Holidays Clowns! In our last episode of 2022, we start by discussing this year's Halloween and two of our hosts' birthdays. Then comes a much-awaited segment, celebrity smash or pass, and later, we go down undah for a round of Bikini Bottom smash or pass. Ever wanted to know if we would smash Larry the Lobster, Elon Musk, or Khloe Kardashian? Now's your chance to find out and play along! Next, we debate what everyone's thinking but no one want to talk about -- tipping and splitting the bill. You would think that would be our episode's big debate, but instead one of the biggest debates in GTT history comes from our shower food discussion. Two hosts agree that certain foods will taste better in the shower, while one host holds steadfast in their beliefs that only Laffy Taffy should be eaten where you bathe. The conversation hops to the captivating question of which celebrity would win in a headbutt fight, and with some real heavy hitters -- Tyra Banks, Yo Gotti, Plies, Tory Lanez, Ne-Yo, and Rihanna -- this is sure to cause some heated debate amongst our listeners. We round out the episode with a huge proposition, and introduce the Grab the Tomatoes Fuck a Fan Challenge! You guys will not wanna miss this one. Here's to more squelching in 2023! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
29 Aug 2022
Pick Your Favorite Ethnicity
BeReal, Belgium, and BBLs, oh my! In this episode, we discuss some of our hosts' recent vacations. While one happily reminisces on his life-threatening Waffle House debut, another gives a clown call to the entire European Union for its lack of A/C and quality cuisine. As three professionals in STEM, we lend our extensive logic to the monkeypox epidemic and question our POTUS's suspicious health patterns. One host leaks some confidential information about our listeners' eating habits, while another gets ridiculed for his taste in apps. Hold on to those tomatoes, because we're discussing some of our favorite and least favorite HBO shows -- Legendary, Industry, and Rap Sh!t. To round out this exciting episode, we expose some of our Twitter drafts, as well as reveal a dark secret in one host's test-taking past. Bon voyage, Squelchers! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
8 Aug 2022
Live from Atlanta, It's Grab the Tomatoes!
You've been asking for it, and we delivered! Our esteemed hosts came together in Atlanta for the first time, and to celebrate they recorded their first ever live podcast! In this thrilling Q&A, we talked about the new Drake album, the best Trader Joe’s snacks, hygiene, pizza toppings, and more. Thanks to everyone who squelched with us <3 🍅 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
3 May 2022
The Summer of C*ck & Balls
Happy Easter Clowns! In this unholy new episode, we discuss everything from Coachella to plane crashes. Which summer are YOU going to have, a summer of cock & balls, or a giant pants summer? Instead of just talking about Euphoria like every other podcast, in this episode, we actually audition for Euphoria. As three professional sound engineers, we react to songs by Coi Leray and our problematic fave, Jussie Smollett. Then, we go through one host's Tinder as a group and educate another host on the art of soaking and jump humping. The episode wraps with a discussion about our favorite viral video at the moment, as well as a debate on which man we'd like to see Drake make out with. It must be spring, because tomato season is ripe and ready for your consumption! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
24 Feb 2022
Matt's New Hole
Wah gwaan, Clowns! We know you missed us, and the feeling is mutual. The Season 2 premiere starts with a recap of what we've been doing in our brief hiatus. When we discuss what we're leaving behind in 2021, one host drops a certain ICY GRL, while another brings her right back into 2022. Need some new TV suggestions? We'll tell you our thoughts on the hottest new shows -- Succession, Twentysomethings, Emily in Paris, Selling Sunset, and Euphoria. Taylor Swift scratches and sniffs on stage, which causes our hosts to have one of the most heated debates in podcast history. Finally, one host teases a possible trip to London, and we shout out our lovely international listeners. New season, same old squelch! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
4 Oct 2021
S1 Finale: The Michael Jackson McDonald’s Meal
Clowns, we finally made it to the Season 1 finale! In a much-delayed episode, we stray further and further from the Lord's light. Of course our hosts' hungry minds immediately jump to food, as we discuss struggle meals, the Saweetie meal, and which celebrity we think would have the best McDonald's meal. Then, one host makes a dangerous detour into the world of human fluids; we can already hear the audience booing him from home. Per usual, we meander around the world of music, bouncing from BTS to Lizzo to Normani to Cardi to Nicki to #FreeBritney. Finally, we take a trip down memory lane and reminisce on our favorite moments of Season 1. Keep those throwing arms loose, because Season 2 is right around the corner! • Want us to answer your question on air? Message us on Twitter or Instagram @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
13 Jul 2021
Clown Cuisine
Time to chow down, clowns...it's the food episode! We asked for your unpopular food opinions, and boy did we get them. After discussing our interest in warm banana pudding and pinky meat tacos, we get into some hot takes. Bubbly milk, raisin breakfast, soggy cereal, and unidentifiable tuna fish are on the menu tonight. This one is NOT for weak stomachs. Then, one listener's submission leaves us so speechless, we had to let a Clown Call do all the talking. Take a bite into this episode, you won't regret it ;) • Want us to answer your question on air? Message us on Twitter or Instagram @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
1 Jun 2021
First Dates and Toxic Traits
This frantic episode starts with a few life updates, and then gets right into our usual clownery. Our hosts create, try, fail, and end the Squidward Voice Challenge and Lesbian Accent Challenge. We tackle everything about first dates, from who's paying to what counts as a date. One of our hosts admits to being bougie and pretentious, while another is outed as being cheap and lazy. Then, one host's toxic trait is so toxic, we had no choice but to give them a well-deserved Clown Call. We do a speedrun of some hot topics: dick or balls, ass or boobs, squirt = pee, and barking in DMs. Finally, one misguided host makes a comment on Nicki Minaj so deplorable, we wouldn't be surprised if the Barbz took him out and we never saw him again. Clowns, we missed you, and we hope you love this episode! • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
24 Apr 2021
Who's Getting Cancelled?
Our esteemed hosts put their reputations on the line as they own up to their problematic faves. One host reveals his history with a certain problematic fan account, while another risks it all for a trip to the men in music business conference. Then, we asked and you delivered. We react to YOUR problematic faves. A conversation with a listener leaves us with no choice but to bring back the iconic Clown Call. We discuss, debate, and even defend cancelled celebs like Miley Cyrus, Azealia Banks, Lana Del Rey, Kanye West, Gwen Stefani, Chris Brown, and more. Just to be safe, we're already preparing our notes app apology. • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
26 Mar 2021
Claudia Conway Owes Rihanna an Apology
The episode all about music! Your favorite commentators recap the 2021 GRAMMYs and reveal which performances had us squirting and squelching. Do award shows still matter? We'll let you know. Brandon gets vulnerable and describes his run-in with a certain rabid fanbase. We watch Claudia Conway on American Idol and miss the good ol' days when Nyota's bday twin was a judge on the show. Finally, we reminisce on our favorite artists' pasts and ponder their (mostly) bright futures. If you have ears on your head, this is an episode you cannot miss. • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
24 Feb 2021
Which Celebrity Are We Eating First?
Incest. Cannibalism. Adultery. Terrorism. What do all these topics have in common? Our brave hosts discuss them ALL on our most unhinged episode yet. We watched the Wendy Williams Lifetime Movie so you don't have to, and our recap of the documentary holds nothing back. Then, we give our takes on the recent Armie Hammer scandal, which causes one host to reveal their love for human flesh. This episode contains so much clownery, you'll find yourself screaming out, "CLOWN CALL!" • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
18 Jan 2021
Jussie Smollett vs. Subway Salads
This episode, we ask ourselves over and over, "What the hell is up with that?" In our first attempt at a crime podcast, we dissect the Jussie Smollett case and question his obsession with late-night trips to Subway. We also discuss the surplus in recent clownery, including Kim and Kanye's alleged divorce, Miya "SoHo Karen" Ponsetto, and Demi Lovato's threat against democracy. The tomato stand better restock, because the demand is higher than ever. • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
25 Dec 2020
Bonus Episode: Happy Holidays, Clowns!
Surprise! Last episode was so good that we had to let you hear the bloopers. We listen to a fan's first words, learn what our first impressions of each other were, and ask ourselves what business majors REALLY learn. If you've ever wanted to hear us talk about our run-in with the world's biggest rapper, how to beg alumni for money, and a fear of drowning, this is an episode that you cannot miss. • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
21 Dec 2020
#UniversityofMiamiIsOverParty
In our first episode recorded on empty stomachs, we hold nothing back. Our three recently-graduated hosts discuss the good, the bad, and the moldy of their experience at the University of Miami. From socialism at college parties to horrible dorms, dining hall disasters to RA nightmares, this one is a rollercoaster. If you're an alumni, thinking of attending, or just someone who keeps up with University of Miami's many scandals, you won't wanna miss this episode. • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
24 Nov 2020
The Celebrity Baby Battle Bracket
On this episode, we finally answer the question everyone's been asking themselves: If celebrity babies fought each other, who would come out on top? Listen to our match-ups, then fill out the official #CBBB and tweet it to us @GrabTheTomatoes! We also discuss PS5 discourse, educate our listeners (& ourselves) on "Fleets", and give one lucky host the official Clown Call. • Want us to answer your question on air? Email us at grabthetomatoes@gmail.com or message us on Twitter @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
13 Nov 2020
Twitter: Dinner w/ Jay-Z, Birkins, & Forex
On our inaugural episode, we discuss the many topics that pop up on our TL every day. Grab your tomatoes as we debate the age-old question of dinner with Jay-Z vs. $25,000, look at the similarities between sports fans and stan Twitter, and muse about what we'd buy if we were rich. We also talk about @AkonPosts, Birkin bags, S.L.A.B., Ivy Park boxes, and give our podcast's first official "Clown Call". Ask us a question: grabthetomatoes@gmail.com • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support (https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/grabthetomatoes/support)
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