Guantanamo Baes

About Guantanamo Baes

Brian and Julian are two first generation Cuban-American cousins who riff on topics ranging from pop culture to geopolitics, dynamically filtered through Julian's queer lens and Brian's cripplingly hetero point of view. There's a little something for everyone in this Cuban Cousin Kiki, so just hit play already!

Publisher

Brian Bogart and Julian Goza

Category

news

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

13 Sept 2022

Latest episode

12 Mar 2026

Latest episodes

3 of 66 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   12 Mar 2026TRANSCRIPT

   White Lightning Down by the Bayou

   Cousins Julian and Brian explore the past year's events, from tariffs and politics to Lana Del Rey's Southern Gothic style, offering insights into cultural trends and media popularity.

2. 

   11 Apr 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Maya Angelou's Worst Poem

   It's mostly a White Lotus season finale recap - we're pretty much disassociating from everything else rn!

3. 

   11 Mar 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Working out with Celebrities

   The Baes teach Cuba how to establish an Oligarchy and revel in the schadenfreude of Emilia Perez's disappointing Oscar campaign.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

4 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

331 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 51 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

70

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

81

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Books guests

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