- 107
- Episodes
- 5
- Transcribed
- 72
- Ratings
- Daily
- Cadence
- 2021
- First episode
- 5M
- YouTube views
About Halal Cartels
Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege
- Publisher
- Halal Cartels
- Category
- society & culture
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 30 Jun 2021
- Latest episode
- 4 Sept 2026
Latest episodes
5 of 107 episodes have a transcript.

4 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey

17 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT
Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies

1 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT
The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán
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The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey
Published 4 Sept 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] It's throwing good money after bad because we continue every year that we don't put our money into infrastructure the more fragile and brittle and hollow boned all of the systems that allow us to maintain our level of comfort, all of those systems are crumbling. When we look now at our food systems and supply chains, why is it that you can get salmonella from blueberries right now? Why is it that all of the lettuce is full of parasites? The beef that we're getting is imported from places like Brazil and Argentina, and it's tainted. We're, so that's like one hand with food, but then also with water, like the Colorado River is being emptied out right now. […]
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- YouTube views
- 4,818,331
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.8 / 5
- 51 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.8 / 5
- 21 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 70 / 100
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- Quality
- 73
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 93
- Engagement
- 77
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