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Halal Cartels

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by Halal Cartels

4.8(72 reviews)
104 episodes
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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

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Publishing Since

6/30/2021

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What is Halal Cartels?

Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

How often does this podcast release new episodes?

This podcast updates weekly.

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Yes, this podcast regularly features guests.

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