107
Episodes
5
Transcribed
72
Ratings
Daily
Cadence
2021
First episode
5M
YouTube views

About Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

Publisher
Halal Cartels
Category
society & culture
Language
en
Explicit
Yes
First episode
30 Jun 2021
Latest episode
4 Sept 2026

Latest episodes

5 of 107 episodes have a transcript.

  1. 4 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT

    The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey

  2. 17 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies

  3. 1 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT

    The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán

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The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey

Published 4 Sept 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] It's throwing good money after bad because we continue every year that we don't put our money into infrastructure the more fragile and brittle and hollow boned all of the systems that allow us to maintain our level of comfort, all of those systems are crumbling. When we look now at our food systems and supply chains, why is it that you can get salmonella from blueberries right now? Why is it that all of the lettuce is full of parasites? The beef that we're getting is imported from places like Brazil and Argentina, and it's tainted. We're, so that's like one hand with food, but then also with water, like the Colorado River is being emptied out right now. […]

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YouTube views
4,818,331
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Apple Podcasts (US)
4.8 / 5
51 ratings
Spotify
4.8 / 5
21 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 70 / 100

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73
Social presence
0
YouTube
93
Engagement
77

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