Using Dropout's newest TTRPG - Never Stop Blowing Up - this loving parody pits a group of Hallmark Heroes against an army of international terrorists for hire! A big city girl returns to her small town after her mother passes away, bumping into her oldest friend and a handsome chestnut farmer from her past. Tensions rise as her celebrity boyfriend shows up AND THEN TERRORISTS ATTACK!? Fuelled by their love for community, each other and America - can these Hallmark Heroes save their hometown, or will this years Chestnut Festival end in disaster?! #
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20 Jan 2025
1.02 - The Situation
Welcome back to Canada By Night, a Vampire: The Masquerade live-play podcast. Everett Fry was sent to Calgary to save his friend’s mother, but after arriving in the town of New Haven, he was immediately thrust into the role of sheriff. Deputies Doris, Val and Evangeline arrived at the station only to find themselves defending it against four frenzying Kindred. After subduing three of them, they turned to see Everett feeding on their remaining foe. What will our deputies make of their new sheriff’s tastes? Find out now, as we return to the World of Darkness.
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris.
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20 Jan 2025
1.01 - Welcome to New Haven
Welcome to Canada By Night, a Vampire: The Masquerade live-play podcast. Our story begins as many do, at the end of a journey—with one coterie breaking up before another can form. We’re thrown into the world of Everett Fry, a detective-turned-reluctant-vampire, who will be forced to leave Montreal to help a brother in Darkness... but he has no idea what is in store for him in the little town known as New Haven...
Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris.
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20 Jan 2025
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24 Dec 2024
13 - The Fate of Hallmark (Finale)
Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - made quite the scene at the Chestnut Ball. Johnny abandoned Holly to dance with Hailey Barris when she promised him a film role, Trish outed Johnny as a scumbag to the entire town, and Cole confessed his love to the devastated Holly (who ran away). Can these heroes escape the trap set by Axel Stormborn, or will Hallmark AND AMERICA be lost forever to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire!?
23 Dec 2024
12 - The Chestnut Ball
Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered at Grandma's house, where Johnny proposed to Holly and she accepted. Cole had a breakdown before Trish consoled him and he returned to his farm, while the rest of the team chose outfits for the ball. Can these heroes join forces to triumph at the Chestnut Ball, or will their interpersonal conflicts allow Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, to take over Hallmark (and America) forever!?
20 Dec 2024
11 - The Proposal
Hallmark movie heroes Holly Ringer and Johnny Evans, along with friends Patricia Kaek and Cole, must recover from a daring mission to destroy a nuclear submarine and save America's springwater supply.
19 Dec 2024
10 - Captain Lightning vs. Admiral Blaze
Hallmark Heroes Holly Ringer, Johnny Evans, Patricia 'Trish' Kaek, and Cole Mississippi navigate a high-stakes showdown with Captain Jack Lightning and Polaris Rome, where loyalty and ingenuity are put to the ultimate test.
18 Dec 2024
9 - Chestnut Hockey & A Nuclear Submarine
Holly Ringer, Johnny Evans, Patricia Kaek, and Cole Mississippi navigate a high-stakes Chestnut Hockey game while racing to prevent a nuclear submarine from irradiating America's bottled water supply.
17 Dec 2024
8 - The Nut Slide
Hallmark Heroes, including Holly Ringer, Johnny Evans, Patricia Kaek, and Cole Mississippi, must join forces to defeat Polaris Rome and save America's water supply while competing in the community nut slide and chestnut hockey game.
16 Dec 2024
7 - Grandma's House
Hallmark Heroes, including Holly Ringer, Johnny Evans, Patricia Kaek, and Cole Mississippi, navigate high-stakes danger as they reunite and fight to survive against international terrorist Polaris Rome.
13 Dec 2024
6 - Stargazing and Flamethrowers
Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have deactivated LOLJK, killed Primrose Pierce to protect the internet (and Johnny Evans' affair), and Trish defeated Janice Fimblewinter, winning the Chestnut 32,000 ski race. Can they continue their winning streak to save the town of Hallmark and ultimately America, or will the entire nation fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!
12 Dec 2024
5 - The Chestnut 32,000
Hallmark Heroes Holly Ringer, Johnny Evans, Trish Kaek, Cole Mississippi, and Primrose Pierce navigate a high-stakes mission to take down Hacker Prime and her robot bodyguard, saving America from blackmail.
11 Dec 2024
4 - INFAMOUS
Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have discovered that Hallmark is ACTUALLY the heart of modern day America and the President of the United States is sending them back to save it. Can these small town heroes channel the chestnut juice in their veins and save their town and their country, or will everyone fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!
10 Dec 2024
3 - The Heart of America
Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have stolen a bus from the criminals of the Crooked Carnival and are attempting to reach a short wave radio to let the government know what's happening in Hallmark. Can they summon help or will they be captured by the evil minions of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!
9 Dec 2024
2 - Escaping Hallmark
Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - are shocked when the town of Hallmark is assaulted by the forces of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire. Can they escape the tree lighting ceremony, or will they fall into the hands of his army of madmen (and women)?!
9 Dec 2024
1 - Heading Home to Hallmark
Holly Ringer returns to the town of Hallmark after her mother's death, reunites with her best friend Patty Kaek, reconnects with her high-school crush Cole Mississippi, and is surprised by her celebrity boyfriend Johnny Evans before the Chestnut Festival begins with a tree-lighting ceremony none of them will ever forget!
Who has been a guest on Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up
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Holly Ringer
Johnny Evans
Patricia Kaek
Cole Mississippi
Polaris Rome
Reach and audience
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YouTube views
606,773
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Apple Podcasts (US)
4.1 / 5
14 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
25 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 70 / 100
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Quality
52
Social presence
94
YouTube
86
Engagement
85
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