Halves on the Bag is a fun, unfiltered podcast about queer nightlife, dating, pop culture, and the hot mess in all of us. Hosted by two friends catching up on a couch, it's part group chat, part gay bar bathroom confession—just with better lighting.
Each week, we talk hookups, hot takes, questionable fashion (our Bump or Drip segment never lies), and the chaos of trying to be a person. Come for the stories, stay for the shade, and leave feeling like you just left brunch a little buzzed.
🌈 Welcome to the chaos of Market Days 2025! 🎉 This episode is one for the books yall. The boys go OUTSIDE to find out what the tea is on the streets of North Halsted. They get into it with the boys, the dolls, and the in betweens and give us chaos as ALWAYS. Then later they bump or dump the bars on the strip. (kinda gaggy) And end with a BANG ;) Enjoy - Isa
7 Aug 2025
FRIENDS NOT FANS
ISSA WRAP! The boys film their last in studio episode of season 1. They reflect on season 1, get sappy, and tell yall whats next!
Thank you guys for your support throughout the season, it means the world to us.
CATCH US AT BIG GAY SALS THIS MARKET DAYS AND SAY HI FOR THE LAST EPISODE.
24 Jul 2025
STEALING GRANDMAS DI*DO
wheeew chiiiii....
This episode gets SPICY as we are joined by founder of FF Party, Logan Bell, to talk all things KINK, S*X, and OF. We get into his polaroid background & Nico gets DEEP in the bag of his blue eyes. Its a fun one! Enjoy Bag Nation.
17 Jul 2025
DOOR DASH DRAG
THIS EPISODE IS THE ONE THEYVE BEEN SCRATCHING AT THEIR DUSTY AHH WIGS FOR.
THEY GET INTO THEIR FIRST TIMES DOING DRAG, THEIR FAVORITE DIVAS AND GET A SURPRISE DELIVERY DRIVER HALF WAY THROUGH THE EPISODE ;)
ENJOY! DONT FORGET TO MUNCH THE KISS
- ISA
10 Jul 2025
PRE WORKOUT & ZOLOFT
THIS EPISODE THE BOYS GET PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL!!!
The boys give us their take on gym culture, steroid use, and muscle daddy hookups—served raw. We rate local gyms (the good, the grimy, and the tragically hetero), swap wild stories from the locker room, and get real about chasing gains, gear, and guys. Think muscle worship meets messy honesty.
3 Jul 2025
HALVES ON THE BEACH
The hosts explore beach gossip and debate body odor versus deodorant preferences, capturing summer vibes and consensual interactions.
26 Jun 2025
SEGREGATION BOOTS
Hosts Ben and Nico share personal experiences with microaggressions, homophobia, and racism encountered while growing up in the South, navigating bar culture, and code-switching in the workplace.
19 Jun 2025
Because We're Gay & Stuff
Hosts Ben and Nico share their coming out stories, discuss favorite Pride moments, and explore the importance of chosen family in this Pride-themed episode.
12 Jun 2025
DEEP IN THE BAG
Hosts Ben and Nico delve into Ben's experiences as a Gogo dancer for Shea Coulee and Trixie Mattel, discussing themes of drug use, sobriety, and mental health, followed by a review of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
5 Jun 2025
OUR BIG ONE
Hosts Nico and Ben recount their meeting and the podcast's origins, diving into dating, hookup culture, unicorn rules, and rating La Bubu's music.
30 May 2025
Halves on the Bag Test
This episode titled "Halves on the Bag Test" is a test broadcast and the host owns partial rights to a song.
Reach and audience
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YouTube views
1,313
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
8 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
6 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 45 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
Quality
43
Social presence
0
YouTube
68
Engagement
51
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