Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

About Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.

Publisher

Morgan & Greg

Category

arts · religion & spirituality · tv & film

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

29 Aug 2020

Latest episode

28 Sept 2026

Latest episodes

7 of 183 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   28 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Song of Something

   Host Peter Rosenberg and guest David explore the bizarre plot points of a 7th Heaven episode, revealing unexpected life lessons and celebrity connections.

2. 

   14 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Sassy Simon

   Hosts explore Simon's antics and restaurant opinions in this interview episode.

3. 

   31 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Dropping Trou

   Hosts Greg and [Host Name] discuss Simon's return and romantic entanglements as one-third of the cast departs without explanation in this interview.

Inside a recent episode

Song of Something

Published 28 Sept 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] She, like, is an engineer or something. But she would always do her homework with, like, a giant bottle of spoon of ice. You get warm by the time you finish. She's, like, doing graphic design and helps me be creative. That rocks. That rocks so hard. Also, she would always be, like... be like oh like my feet hurt or something she'd be like well like in estonia or like whatever if your feet hurt you just like rub vodka on it i'm like oh okay when um i have a friend who's russian and the best part about his wedding is eventually we just started drinking traditional russian like vodka shots which is um like good vodka and like um olives i think and a rye bread like a really dark bread and you you like if you i forget the order of operations but you either well it would be um it's basically like it would be olive vodka bread right exactly it's the same thing but it just and i have not had a worse hangover since but it was so good And I think they're onto something. […]

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.9 / 5

30 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

12 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 36 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

41

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

77