From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
Hard Choices
Claim This Podcastby MeganBob
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66 episodes
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From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
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Recent Episodes
July 1, 2026
Hard Choices 51 - Arcane
Hosts Dan Mulkerin, Claire Vannette, MeganBob, and Anna Emmaline interview each other about the Arcane characters' "fuckability" and rank them with scientific accuracy.
May 26, 2026
Hard Choices 50 - Hazbin Hotel
Hosts MeganBob, Dan, and Kit interview superfan Eros about the "Hazbin Hotel" universe, exploring its themes of desire and morality.
February 1, 2026
Announcements! Hiatus - GenCon 2026 - OnlyFans
<p>Hey folks! I've got some announcements so you know what's up for the next few months and this summer.</p> <ul> <li> <p>Hard Choices is going on hiatus until May 2026</p> </li> <li> <p>Go to the <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/hardchoices">Hard Choices Patreon</a> and sign up for LOTS of bonus content that will continue to come out over the hiatus! </p> </li> <li> <p>I'm going to be at <a href="https://www.gencon.com/" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">GenCon 2026!</a> (July 30th-August 2nd)</p> </li> <li> <p>If you want to get in on some livestreams and some new sets coming out in the next few months, go to <a href= "https://onlyfans.com/meganbob" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">OnlyFans</a>!</p> </li> </ul>
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