From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
Hard Choices
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From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
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May 26, 2026
Hard Choices 50 - Hazbin Hotel
<p>Hard Choices will do a lot to get laid, even go straight to Hell (let's be honest, we've been to Hell with a few of these episodes already). That's right, we've been dragged into the cartoon musical wonderland of Hazbin Hotel and we're determined to sign our souls away in our quest to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability. </p> <p>Join MeganBob, Dan, Kit, and superfan Eros as they wade through one of the thirstiest settings we've ever covered. We deal with deadbeat dads, dangerous deals, and delicious demons we'd love to have corner us in a dark alley. Don't think Heaven is getting out of this without rolling around in the sheets with us, either. Our thorough exploration asks us to consider if some Poison is worth drinking, if we're Out for Love, and what we want More Than Anything.<br /> <br /> So hit download, pour a drink (leave the bottle) and prepare to taste the best and worst that Heaven and Hell have to offer up. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll get hot under the collar, that's the Hard Choices Guarantee! </p> <p><a href="http://patreon.com/hardchoices" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Hard Choices on Patreon</a><br /> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">hardchoicespod</a><br /> Twitter: <a href="https://x.com/hardchoicespod" target="_blank" rel="noopener">@hardchoicespod</a><br /> Bluesky: <a href= "https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">@hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social</a></p> <p>Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me</a><br /> License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk</a><br /> License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman</a><br /> License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it</a><br /> License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life</a><br /> License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time</a><br /> License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop</a><br /> License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed</a><br /> License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up</a><br /> License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz</a><br /> License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it</a><br /> License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO</p>
February 1, 2026
Announcements! Hiatus - GenCon 2026 - OnlyFans
<p>Hey folks! I've got some announcements so you know what's up for the next few months and this summer.</p> <ul> <li> <p>Hard Choices is going on hiatus until May 2026</p> </li> <li> <p>Go to the <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/hardchoices">Hard Choices Patreon</a> and sign up for LOTS of bonus content that will continue to come out over the hiatus! </p> </li> <li> <p>I'm going to be at <a href="https://www.gencon.com/" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">GenCon 2026!</a> (July 30th-August 2nd)</p> </li> <li> <p>If you want to get in on some livestreams and some new sets coming out in the next few months, go to <a href= "https://onlyfans.com/meganbob" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">OnlyFans</a>!</p> </li> </ul>
January 1, 2026
Hard Choices 49 - Discworld
<p>When Sir Terry Pratchett put pen to paper and first began to shape what would become Discworld, he could not have known that down the line, some little gang of weirdos on the internet would spend almost three hours getting scientifically horny about it. But with a world as rich, multi-layered, and full of larger than life characters as Discworld, it was, perhaps, inevitable.</p> <p>Join our coven of podcasters as they plow through 21 of the Disc's most notable characters to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a spree that would make Nanny Ogg proud. You'll get to hear Dan take on the role of 'episode outlier', experience Annie Craton's passion for a certain cat turned man, delight as James D'Amato asks probing questions about just how being into feet works, and listen to MeganBob opine on what exactly Troll cum tastes like.<br /> <br /> So pull up a chair, get yourself a drink, and strap in for a ride that we're not sure even Rincewind could survive!<br /> <br /> <a href="http://patreon.com/hardchoices">Hard Choices on Patreon</a><br /> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hardchoicespod/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">hardchoicespod</a><br /> Twitter: <a href="https://x.com/hardchoicespod" target="_blank" rel="noopener">@hardchoicespod</a><br /> Bluesky: <a href= "https://bsky.app/profile/hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">@hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social</a><br /> MeganBob's OnlyFans: <a href="https://onlyfans.com/meganbob" target="_blank" rel="noopener">onlyfans.com/meganbob</a></p> <p>Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me</a><br /> License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk</a><br /> License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman</a><br /> License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it</a><br /> License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life</a><br /> License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time</a><br /> License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop</a><br /> License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed</a><br /> License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up" target= "_blank" rel= "noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up</a><br /> License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz</a><br /> License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY</p> <p><a href="https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it</a><br /> License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO</p>
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