Hard Choices
Hosted by MeganBob and Dan Mulkerin and Annie Craton and Kris Newton · MeganBob
5.0from 21 ratings
- 68
- Episodes
- 4
- Transcribed
- 21
- Ratings
- Daily
- Cadence
- 2021
- First episode
- 462
- YouTube views
About Hard Choices
From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
- Publisher
- MeganBob
- Category
- comedy · tv & film
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 1 Apr 2021
- Latest episode
- 20 Sept 2026
Latest episodes
4 of 68 episodes have a transcript.
20 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
Hard Choices 53 - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
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Hard Choices 52 - Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga
1 Jul 2026TRANSCRIPT
Hard Choices 51 - Arcane
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Hard Choices 53 - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Published 20 Sept 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] He's also high in the running for dumbest henchmen, most incompetent henchmen, and henchmen with the most annoying voice in the original Filmation cartoon. Have a heart and look past the spikes. There are so many more reasons to stay far away from Spikeor, just below the surface. Number 16, Scareglow, evil ghost of Skeletor. We don't know much about Scareglow, including exactly what ghost of Skeletor means, but he has a lot of mystique. He's a full-on skeleton with a glow-in-the-dark action figure. He can inflict fear, and he's from some distant time or dimension, though specifics vary. In one series, he's voiced by Tony Todd and rules an underworld called Subternia, which is where I go when I hear Tony Todd's voice. […]
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- YouTube views
- 462
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 5.0 / 5
- 21 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 75 / 100
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- Quality
- 71
- Social presence
- 90
- YouTube
- 66
- Engagement
- 85
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Who hosts Hard Choices?
MeganBob and Dan Mulkerin and Annie Craton and Kris Newton host the show. Published by MeganBob.
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