DammitKriss and Noise (and sometimes Rizer) take on retro gaming's hardest and weirdest games to prove who is the World's Worst and World's Best Gamer.
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A game where you play as Liquid Snake, but really you're Solid Snake, but really this isn't Metal Gear at all, but you're also a wrestler and a brawler and it's an RPG and it's... it's... what is this game???
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13 May 2026
Claw (PC)
Sail the seven seas with the satisfaction of being a pirate cat, fighting the land-loving canine of the empire? Wait, why do dogs love land, and the cats love the water. I'm confused...
Best way to play the game: Claw (PC)
https://www.reddit.com/r/captainclaw/comments/195nxxt/what_is_the_best_wayplatform_to_play_this_game/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/captainclaw/comments/195nxxt/what_is_the_best_wayplatform_to_play_this_game/)
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6 May 2026
Dual Heroes (N64)
Kriss exposes the boys to the greatest fighting game of all time. But does it have enough content to keep German’s attention?
Next Game: Claw (PC)
https://www.reddit.com/r/captainclaw/comments/195nxxt/what_is_the_best_wayplatform_to_play_this_game/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/captainclaw/comments/195nxxt/what_is_the_best_wayplatform_to_play_this_game/)
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11 Mar 2026
Duck Tales 2 (NES)
German exposes the boys to a childhood memory, but were the guys able to get the full experience? Well, one of them did...
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25 Feb 2026
Wolfenstein 3D (DOS)
The boys talk about the grand-daddy of all FPS games.
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11 Feb 2026
Metroid (NES)
Kriss explains his history with Metroid. Rizer reveals all the secrets of the game, and Noise laments about his mental stability.
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28 Jan 2026
Cabal (NES)
Rizer finds himself disappointed in his cohorts, Kriss and Noise. But the boys learn a valuable lesson in reading the instruction manual.
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