Haysnacks

About Haysnacks

Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

Publisher

479 Media

Category

comedy · music · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

2 Jul 2025

Latest episode

8 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

554 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   8 Oct 2026

   Skip the Five Trips — My Dream Sam's Club Door Plan

   People are literally designing houses around Costco/Sam’s Club — yep, that tiny 2x2 “Sam’s Club door” that drops you from the garage straight into the pantry. I riff on how it lets you shove the 30-pack of sparkling water, industrial olive oil, and giant bags of rice into your house without five trips or losing circulation in your fingers. A contractor even says about half his customers ask for one, and it’s apparently like a grand to add during construction — ridiculous until you’ve wrestled a Sam’s Club haul. I poke fun about future listings touting “direct rotisserie access” and even break into a goofy do-do-do jingle about cutting a hole in the pantry. Quick, relatable, and low-effort solutions for people who buy bulk like it’s a lifestyle choice. Takeaways: I learned people are adding a tiny "Sam's Club door" from garage straight into the pantry. It's basically a two-by-two-foot hatch and builders say it costs about a thousand dollars to add. We laughed about skipping the mudroom and avoiding five trips or the classic 'lost circulation in three fingers' struggle when unloading giant bulk hauls. Sam's Club and Costco are basically shaping house design now; someday listings might even brag 'direct rotisserie access'. One contractor told us about half of his customers ask for that door once they see it, apparently. I even couldn't resist singing a goofy jingle about cutting a pantry hole and hiring a contractor to unload faster.

2. 

   8 Oct 2026

   Morning 6-Pack - Top 6 Ways to Stay Safe Anywhere

   Arkansas landed 46th on WalletHub’s Safest States list — yeah, fifth from the bottom, not exactly honor-roll material. WalletHub used 52 different metrics (crime, road safety, financial security, workplace safety, emergency preparedness — the whole shebang), so this is more than just “who’s got nicer sidewalks.” New England basically cleaned house — Vermont, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire and Connecticut topped the list — while Mississippi finished dead last (thank God for Mississippi, right?). So we cracked open a Morning 6-Pack: six quick, funny ways to stay safe no matter what state you’re in. I give some legit tips, some dumb jokes, and save the best punchline for the end — not spoiling the #1, you’ll have to hear it. Tune in for fast laughs, straight talk, and a countdown that might actually help you avoid trouble (or at least make you laugh while you try). Takeaways: I laughed, but WalletHub's study actually put Arkansas 46th overall, so yeah, not great. We noted the five safest states are basically New England vibes: Vermont, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut. They used fifty-two metrics including crime, road safety, financial security, workplace safety, and emergency preparedness to rank states. Our Morning 6-Pack shared quick, silly safety tips — like look both ways when Tiger's driving and carry pepper spray. I won't spoil the top tip here, but trust me, its delivery was the show's best punchline.

3. 

   8 Oct 2026

   She roasted kids’ haircuts and asked for weed — allegedly

   A woman in Milwaukee is accused of pretending to be a substitute teacher at Rufus King High School — and yeah, students say she walked in blasting rap, dissed kids about weight, race, looks and money, and even asked if anyone had a vape or weed. I mean, we’re talking substitute or drunk uncle at Thanksgiving? How does someone get past sign-in and into third period looking for blunts instead of teaching fractions? The kids complained and got the classic skeptical grown-up response — “whatever, go back” — so of course the real teacher comes back and asks what they learned. Their answer? No algebra, but they now know what a quarter and an eighth are. So hey, maybe not the math lesson they wanted, but technically… we did learn fractions. Takeaways: I riff on a Milwaukee woman accused of pretending to be a substitute at Rufus King High School, according to Fox 6. Students say she blasted loud rap, insulted kids' looks, race and money, and even asked if anyone had weed. I joke that she felt more like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving than an actual teacher—total chaos. We poke fun at the school's security lapse — how did she get past sign-in and into third period? Despite the mess, I tease that students technically learned fractions when she asked for a quarter and an eighth.

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