He Shoots, He Snores

About He Shoots, He Snores

A late-night journey through sport’s most memorable moments — told calmly, patiently, and without commentary noise. Each episode revisits a classic match from the 1990s, 2000s, and beyond, transforming iconic games into immersive, sleep-friendly audio experiences. Most nights, that means football, but occasionally, other great contests find their way in. Whether you’re drifting off, unwinding after a long day, or simply revisiting sport at a slower pace, He Shoots, He Snores offers a different way to experience the games that stayed with us — reflective, cinematic, and quietly absorbing. ___ Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are ©Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

Publisher

Restful Records

Category

health & fitness · sports

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

22 Mar 2026

Latest episode

22 May 2026

Latest episodes

8 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   22 May 2026

   Manchester City 3-2 QPR, May 2012

   Manchester City vs QPR, May 2012 — remembered for the final minutes of a title race that turned in an instant. Two goals in stoppage time, and Sergio Agüero’s finish at 93:20 — a moment that decided the Premier League at the last possible second. Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly. Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are © Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

2. 

   15 May 2026

   Manchester United 4-3 Real Madrid, April 2003

   For our final game of our inaugural series, we visit Old Trafford to watch Manchester United vs Real Madrid, April 2003 — remembered as a game that had everything except order. Ronaldo’s hat-trick for Madrid, Beckham off the bench for United — and a 4–3 scoreline that still wasn’t enough. Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly. Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are © Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

3. 

   8 May 2026

   Arsenal 2-1 Barcelona, February 2011

   Arsenal vs Barcelona, February 2011 — a Champions League night remembered less for the result, and more for the contrast in control. Barcelona dominated the ball as expected, moving it with their usual precision. But Arsenal held their shape, stayed in the game, and waited. At the centre of it was Jack Wilshere — still early in his career, but playing with composure and clarity against one of the best midfields assembled. Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are © Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

4. 

   24 Apr 2026

   Chelsea 4-4 Liverpool F.C., April 2009

   Chelsea vs Liverpool, April 2009 — a Champions League quarter-final second leg that slipped out of control. These were two teams used to tight, tactical games. This wasn’t one of them. Frank Lampard for Chelsea, Steven Gerrard for Liverpool — both at the centre as the game swung repeatedly, with Liverpool never more than a goal away. Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are © Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

5. 

   10 Apr 2026

   Juventus 2-3 Manchester United, April 1999

   Juventus vs Manchester United — a Champions League semi-final that seemed decided within eleven minutes, two quick goals putting Juventus firmly in control at home. Then the shift began — one goal, then another, the balance tilting before half-time. What followed was a second half of pressure, chances at both ends, and a decisive break that turned the tie completely. Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly. _________ Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are ©Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

6. 

   27 Mar 2026

   Liverpool 3-3 AC Milan, May 2005

   Liverpool F.C. vs AC Milan — a Champions League final that looked over by half-time against a far stronger side on paper. Then, in a sudden burst, Liverpool turned it — three goals that reset the match completely. What followed stretched beyond 90 minutes, decided only at the end, and remembered for how unlikely it all was. Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly. ___ Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are ©Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

7. 

   24 Mar 2026

   Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal, February 2006.

   UEFA Champions League, Round of 16, first leg. The Santiago Bernabéu, under the lights, with expectation heavy around the home side. Real Madrid field a line-up full of established names. Arsenal arrive with a narrower shape, away from home, with less margin for error. Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly. ___ Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are © Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

8. 

   22 Mar 2026

   Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle United, April 1996.

   Anfield, under the lights, with the season narrowing toward its finish. A match that moves quickly but never quite resolves. Space opens. Chances come and go. Replayed here, one moment at a time, as part of He Shoots, He Snores — classic matches told slowly. ___ Each episode is an original, fictionalised audio reconstruction based on historical match records and publicly available information. It is not a replay, adaptation, or reproduction of any broadcast, commentary, or live report, and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holder. All scripts, narration, and audio content are ©Michael Lung, Restful Records, He Shoots, He Snores. All rights reserved. No part of this podcast may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form without prior written permission. All trademarks, team names, and league names remain the property of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only.

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