A 1940’s style radio show with absurd stereotypes, dubious accents and much overacting! Hectic Justice follows Hester Monroe, single female lawyer and a cast of sexy tropes as they conquer exposition, inappropriately aroused narrators and unbuttoned corrupt judges. How will they maintain their perky jugglets and leggy dignity in the next episode of HECTIC JUSTICE?!
Episode 9 - Finale of Femininity! - Season 1 Finale!
Finally, after many months, the finale is here! Will Hester get rescued by a posthumous cameo helping Spriggan? Will Zoe get smashed at the pub and try and pash everyone?! And will she go and try to make out with the JUDGE? Most probably, you won't have to actually listen to it!
With special thanks always to:
Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok, Tony "Bones" Burge, Sean Cunningham, Dolly Diamond, Tony Martin, Damian Cowell and special overacting extra voice, Ben Adamson!
Thanks to Hot Sugar Band for allowing me to use their music as the stings and George Gershwin for Rhapsody in Blue.
See you all for Season 2!
Bek Chapman
14 Feb 2021
Episode 8 - Overacting in the Ovaries!
After hearing her leggy friend being tortured with nude Twister in the dungeon with plenty of inappropriate close-ups of nipples and thighs, Zoe Legless dismally drowns her sorrows in a local bar. She encounters a familiar nemesis - but could this be the beginning of a legally unethical love affair? Sergeant Lucky Spriggan is also disheartened, but working through his feelings in his diary, he stumbles upon a clue! And with his anthropomorphic dog, could this actually lead to a conclusion that concludes the concluding Season 1? Boy, I hope so!
GUEST STARRING:
Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom.
Grant Nichol's Year 7/8 drama class graduate, Ben Adamson as Zeal, the overacting extra.
And, of course, Tony Martin with his usual jokes at the end.
Featuring the voices of:
Sam Marzden as the Narrator and Sparks the Dog.
Lauren Bok as Nippy "Tits" McNorgstrum and Zoe Legless and the dubiously accented French stranger.
Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and the also dubiously accented Scottish Chief Boobie Winston.
AND
Tony "Bones" Burge as Advertisement Voice Over guy, and Sergeant Lucky Spriggan.
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Featured music includes (in order):
Glen Miller & His Orchestra - "Bugle Call Rag"
Bek Chapman - "Hectic Justice Theme Tune"
Fats Waller/ performed by Hot Sugar Band - "Inside (This Heart of Mine"
With special thanks again to Hot Sugar Band who gave permission to use their music!
https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com/
'Hectic Justice' theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman. Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.
All sound effects from Soundsnap.com.
9 Aug 2020
Hectic Justice Outtakes #2
A message from Bek Chapman and her cat winston interrupting followed by another hilarious bloopers reel taken from recordings of the cast.
1 Jun 2020
Episode 7 - Triumphant Tittilations!
This episode sees Hester Monroe all tied up in a moist dungeon! Awakened by Nippy Tits McNorgstrem, with her super mild cigarettes, Hester realizes she's indeed in deep do-do! Baxter Slick, drinking at the strip club with Big Tony, is worried he's getting in too deep. He is forced to take on Nippy "Tits" as his new assistant, but fears her savvy admin skills aren't the only things she's good at! Could it be, she is trying to get him HOOKED on illicit PRODUCE?! Find out in this episode of Hectic Justice! For more details, go to https://hecticjustice.podbean.com/
20 Apr 2020
Episode 6 - Moist In Metropolis!
Baxter Slick and the Judge discuss illegally smuggled donut matters but Baxter has more on his mind than a chicken pun-off! Hester, tries making peace to get a warrant to search Mascara's premises but Judge Feazlebottom is a little too suspiciously obliging! What's going on?! Hester then attempts to perform the search warrant on Big "Tony" Mascara's premises with many nameless extras! But will it all go to plan?!
29 Mar 2020
Episode 5 - The Lips of Fury!
We meet our stern, serious, Coroner, Dr Heidi Scalpel! What?! A woman DOCTOR?! Detective Legless and Sergeant Spriggan seek her help about the deceased jogger, Steve Monaghetti, (another Australian in-joke). Is Big "Tony" Mascara is at it again? Detective Legless and Sergeant Lucky Spriggan must consult the sexy heroine and STAR of the show, Hester Monroe! But will she be able to perk up her jugglets and seek a warrant to search Mascara's premises for the stolen donuts? Oh My GOD! The SUSPENSE!
10 Mar 2020
Episode 4 - The Boobies of Winston!
Hey! Like the music in Hectic Justice? Go to https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com! Sergeant LuckySpriggan and our sexy heroine Hester Monroe have their first adorably inept date which is cut short by an important phone call. Spriggan must head to the New Bjork Police Station! It's about the DONUTS! But where are they? Who are they? And why are they?! Warning, this episode is sprinkled with much overacting by the policemen extras, and may not be appropriate for some viewers.... BREASTS!
24 Feb 2020
Episode 3 - An Abundence of Melons!
The mafia is at it again! Big "Tony" Mascara and his lackeys are doing what they do best, the illegal capture of confectionery! In this case, the smuggling of precious donuts! The sexy, corrupt Judge Feazlebottom meets them for a revealingly addictive chit-chat, but theme music suggests they're being spied on by someone who may use what he's seen to his ambitious advantage in an upcoming episode! Meanwhile, someone ELSE comes across the smuggling and must be done away with! And after a hopefully not copyrighted Benny Hill chase-sequence, what will happen next?!
17 Feb 2020
Hectic Justice Outtakes #1
Puns. Gavels. Dad jokes. Mini skirts.
Bumbletard Productions reluctantly presents:
Hectic Justice!
A new podcast comedy written, directed and produced by Bek Chapman.
Featuring the voices of:
Sam Marzden
Lauren Bok
Bek Chapman
Tony "Bones" Burge
Seán Cunningham
Michael Dalton/Dolly Diamond
Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman. Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.
10 Feb 2020
Episode 2 - Legless in the Night!
We go behind the scenes on an investigation with Detective Legless! Why is she such a tell-it-like-it-is tec who feels things inside her so hard? Who is her bumbling but attractive new partner? And Hester is prosecuting a case which may lead her into mortal danger! But is her skirt too short? Which new character will prove his worth by saving her life and possibly getting lucky? And specifically what accent is that coming from Chief of Police Boobie Winston? Or is she just having a stroke? Find out in this episode of Hectic Justice!
3 Feb 2020
Episode 1 - Run, Mascara, Run!
Turn on the wireless! It's time for Hectic Justice! As Hester Monroe loses her case due to a dubious ruling by Judge Anna Feazlebottom, mafia boss Big "TONY" Mascara once again goes free! A confrontation with Defense Attorney Baxter Slick leaves her breathless and unbuttoned, but a cup of tea with best friend, tell-it-like-it-is Detective Zoe Legless will calm her down! Especially when served in an inappropriate negligee. But what will happen now? Will the mafia be free to roam the streets and possibly do even more illegal things illegally? And how will Chief Boobie Winston handle another case being tossed like an avocado salad? Find out in this first episode of Hectic Justice!
28 Jan 2020
Episode 0 - Tittilating Teasers!
In the forgotten pants of your bathroom floor, we introduce the four feminine fespians who will no doubt win the hearts of listeners world-wide, as this preview-teaser almost demonstrates just how ridiculous a series can be! Meet Hester Monroe, single female lawyer, trying to make it in a man's world in a short skirt whilst barely keeping her endearingly overly dramatic emotional problems in check. Admire Zoe Legless, the hard, sassy, tell-it-like-it-is detective and Hester's best friend with her flawless New Bjork accent. Cower before Judge Anna Feazlebottom: corrupt, middle-aged bit of crumpet with one hot gavel and the best catch phrase of all. And fall into the bosom of Chief of Police Boobie Winston: maternal, tough-as-nails and substitute for everyone's dead mother. She makes everything all right, even if it isn't, and if it's not, well, she'll pull you into her pair of fantastical bosoms and comfort you in a brogue that's almost Scottish...or is it Welsh? Find out in this fairly necessary preview of HECTIC JUSTICE!
25 Jan 2020
Hectic Justice - The Trailer!
Puns. Gavels. Dad jokes. Mini skirts.
Bumbletard Productions reluctantly presents:
An Ally-McBeal/Law-&-Order meets 1940s-radio-show meets daggy-Uncle-Russell-at-your-wedding-style show:
Hectic Justice!
Find out what happens when two actor-comedians, a musician and a math teacher from Melbourne get together to re-establish the nuance of ridiculous radio dramas of yesteryear, whilst established Australian celebrities make dubious and most likely subpoenaed cameos, guaranteed not to enhance their careers.
Ladies and Germs, we give you:
Hectic Justice!
A new podcast comedy written, directed and produced by Bek Chapman.
Featuring the voices of:
Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and Chief Boobie Winston.
Sam Marzden as Narrator.
Lauren Bok as Detective Zoe Legless.
Tony "Bones" Burge - appears in Episode 1, keep your knickers on!
GUEST STARRING:
Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom
and
Tony Martin as Pete Smith (purely Melbourne joke.)
Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman.
Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.
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