We're pivoting! After a decade-plus in the security biz, Art Cop walks away from it all to...find that work-life balance? Pursue her true passion? Take on a role that aligns with her values? Did she make a terrible mistake? Should she have listened to Grandpappy Art Cop who warned her never to quit a job without having another already lined up? Will she regret last episode's impulsive decision? Should we stop asking questions? Should we listen to the episode now???
19 Jul 2026
Office Politics
Vote Art Cop! It's election season, and Art Cop is throwing her hat in the ring! Join her on the campaign trail as she tries to convince 300,000ish people she has their best interests at heart.
28 Jun 2026
In the Gran Scam of Things
Road trip! Join Art Cop as she escorts a famous painting on loan back to the Metropolitan Museum of Art!
21 Jun 2026
Playing the Game(s)
Welcome to the 2026 Art Museum Olympic Games! Cheer on your favorite Art Cop as she represents the Security Department in a series of athletic competitions designed to celebrate the unique culture of the many departments that make up the museum!
5 Sept 2024
Finale Part II
One brazen heist. Two whip-smart Art Cops. Part II of our Season Finale promises covert ops, whimsical violence, and liberty & justice for all--except our thief.
16 Aug 2024
Finale Part I (A Heist Actually Happens!)
The art museum has been robbed! There are whispers of an inside job...an Art Cop gone rogue. Preposterous! M launches an investigation to clear her framed dame's name of blame.
23 Jul 2024
VIP Visit
We're rolling out the red carpet for the Mayor of our Midwestern metropolis!
3 Jul 2024
Lifetime Achievement Award
"Dear Art Cop Academy..." Join us at the old alma mater as Art Cop is presented the prestigious "Lifetime Achievement" Award!
16 Jun 2024
Heist Haunt Hunt
We're going ghost-hunting! Join us as we investigate seven purported hauntings at the Cincinnati Art Museum.
26 May 2024
A Dog & Pony Show
Heist, unleashed! This week, we’re going to the dogs! Join us for a fascinating legal chat about service animals—and a very special cat cameo!
26 May 2024
With Feeling!
Trouble in paradise? The honeymoon phase is over! M & I are following in the footsteps of many a doomed couple before us. Join us on the couch as we talk it out in couples therapy!
13 May 2024
Securitas Supervisorous
Class is in session! Professor Art Cop is on sabbatical—and Substitute Teacher M is running the show. Dust off the VCR and roll that TV into the classroom. We’ve got 30 minutes of hot nature documentary action! Today, we’ll be learning about Securitas supervisorous: the Control Room Operator!
29 Apr 2024
"Waiter, There's a Hot Button Issue in My Soup!"
Our heroines are in the soup! Join Art Cop and M as they tackle a hot topic: museum climate protests!
19 Apr 2024
Pilot
This is Heist. I'm your host, Art Cop! For over a decade, I've patrolled the galleries at the REDACTED museum in everyone's favorite Midwestern city, REDACTED. I've got stories to tell and sensitive security informaiton to spill! My gal pal, M, and her plastic-eating feline, Stan, join me in studio.
Clock in, lace up, and come on down! This is Heist--the safest show in town!
https://www.heist-podcast.com
1 Apr 2024
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