Helen's Log
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Podcast Overview
<p>Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.</p><br><p>From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. </p><br><p>Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.</p><br><p>It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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Publishing Since
8/18/2025
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Recent Episodes
May 28, 2026
Ep 40. Butchers, Bakery Boys, Butt Cam with Nish Kumar
<p>It’s the final episode of season one, so we’re finishing off with a bang! We have the fantastic Nish Kumar with us and even better we have him in a Goofy hat. Thank you for being with us for this series and we hope you enjoy ending series one on questions like “were surgeons butchers?”, football injuries, ass shots, electric shot puzzles, prime ministers and Helen’s second puberty. </p><br><p>Email us!</p><p>helenslogpodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>To hear more join Patreon</p><p> https://www.patreon.com/helenslog </p><br><p>Or watch full episodes on YouTube</p><p> https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer</p><br><p>Helen’s Instagram</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer </p><br><p>Nish’s Instagram</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/mrnishkumar/</p><br><p>Go and see Nish!</p><p>https://www.nishkumar.co.uk/</p><br><p>Watch Nish’s Special!</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uomLlydZpNU</p><br><p>Buy our Helen’s Log merch!</p><p>https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast</p><br><p>Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:</p><p>Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai </p><br><p>This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.</p><br><p>Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
May 21, 2026
Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie
<p>It’s our penultimate episode of Series One and Helen’s learning to flirt. Here to help is comedy’s biggest stud, Ele Mckenzie! This is truly a gift of an episode so please enjoy toileting at home, ghosts, peeing, vloggers, what we eat in a day and lots of vibrator chat.</p><br><p>Email us!</p><p><a href="mailto:helenslogpodcast@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">helenslogpodcast@gmail.com</a></p><p>To hear more join Patreon</p><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/helenslog" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/helenslog</a></p><p>Or watch full episodes on YouTube</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer</a></p><p>Helen’s Instagram</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer</a></p><p>Ele’s Instagram</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/ele__mckenzie/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/ele__mckenzie/</a></p><p>Go and see Ele!</p><p><a href="https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/ele-mckenzie-bringing-it-all-back-home" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/ele-mckenzie-bringing-it-all-back-home</a></p><p>Buy our Helen’s Log merch!</p><p><a href="https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast</a></p><br><p>Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:</p><br><p>Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai</p><br><p>This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.</p><br><p>Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
May 14, 2026
Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India
<p>Helen’s had a dream takeaway and we’re discussing dream jobs, first jobs and Gelato. If you love London zoo you’re in for a real treat as our wonderful guest Alice gives us the inside scoop on lions, tigers and bears. Not forgetting the nocturnal animals section. We also deep dive into hustling and picking up snails. Enjoy! </p><br><p>Email us!</p><p>helenslogpodcast@gmail.com</p><br><p>To hear more join Patreon</p><p> https://www.patreon.com/helenslog </p><br><p>Or watch full episodes on YouTube</p><p> https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer</p><br><p>Helen’s Instagram</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer </p><br><p>Alice’s Instagram</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/popularcomedianaliceindia/</p><br><p>Buy our Helen’s Log merch!</p><p>https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast</p><br><p>Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:</p><p>Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai </p><br><p>This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.</p><br><p>Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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- What is Helen's Log?
<p>Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.</p><br><p>From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. </p><br><p>Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.</p><br><p>It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
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