Hello Earthling

About Hello Earthling

Unhinged voicemails from deep space. Confused astronaut Elmer Walton wakes up alone in space with a polite alien parasite living in the ship's AI. Every week he sends increasingly unhinged voicemails to random Earth answering machines. Comedy sci-fi at its dumbest. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest Starring: Heather Beaux Cover artwork by Trev El. Viz

Publisher

Fenix 117 Productions

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

17 Jul 2026

Latest episode

21 Sept 2026

Latest episodes

7 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   21 Sept 2026

   S1 E7 - The Cold Equation

   Max sends an emergency broadcast, the coolant leak on deck 4 has become a problem, and Elmer finds himself at the mercy of Max. New episodes every Friday. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest Starring: Heather Beaux

2. 

   13 Sept 2026

   S1 E6 - The Body Electric

   Elmer discovers a secret, a body snatching secret. Is he the most powerful entity onboard Fenix 117? Elmer thinks so. New episodes every Friday. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest Starring: Heather Beaux

3. 

   28 Aug 2026

   S1 E5 - The Catfish's Cradle

   Max discovers dating is hard. Elmer's instincts are vindicated, honed by a lifetime of failed relationships. New episodes every Friday. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest Starring: Heather Beaux

4. 

   21 Aug 2026

   S1 E4 - Elmer's Game

   Elmer discovers an old book in the ship's library. Is it military history? A children's novel? Or something else, entirely? New episodes every Friday. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Heather Beaux

5. 

   14 Aug 2026

   S1 E3 - Contact: From Darlene

   Elmer and Max encounter a strange signal. Is it a cosmic beacon or could it be an angry message from Elmer's ex-wife? New episodes every Friday. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Heather Beaux as Darlene

6. 

   8 Aug 2026

   S1 E2 - The Andromeda Chemtrail

   Elmer and Max fly through a glowing interstellar nebula. Max tries to explain the science, but Elmer is convinced it’s intergalactic chemtrails and that “Art Bell was right all along.” New episodes every Friday. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest Starring: Heather Beaux

7. 

   17 Jul 2026

   S1 E1 - Project Voicemail Mary (Pilot)

   S1 E1: Project Voicemail Mary Featuring Gethin Hughes as Max and Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest starring Catherine Liang as Sandy The very first voicemail from Specialist Elmer Walton. He just woke up. The crew is gone and his new companion Max is…complicated. Runtime: ~4 minutes

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

5 ratings

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