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- Episodes
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- 2021
- First episode
About Hello Humans
There are currently over 100 podcasts worldwide, in a dizzying variety of genres from interview to cowboy. Subscribe to Hello Humans for a selection of our favourite podcast episodes from beyond the Void. Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
- Publisher
- Definitely Human
- Category
- arts · arts · fiction
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 30 Sept 2021
- Latest episode
- 31 Dec 2022
Latest episodes
15 episodes in the feed.

31 Dec 2022
Lifebulb
The perfect life is within your grasp! It's not just about eating kale and doing pilates – obviously those are extremely important – but it's also about the power of positivity, and the spiritual betterment of mindfulness. Join me, Kylie Lockhart, to learn what it takes, and what benefits you'll undoubtedly reap, in my self-help podcast Lifebulb! Starring Amelie Edwards, Matthew Woodcock, Lexie McDougall, David Knight, Maxamillian John, Simon Kane, Peter Davis, Charlie May Written by Maxamillian John, David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

24 Dec 2022
The Public Domain – The Mezzotint
We return once more to The Public Domain, for an appropriately bone-chilling Christmas instalment. Matthew Woodcock reads The Mezzotint, a ghost story by M. R. James. It was first published in 1904 as part of the anthology Ghost Stories of an Antiquary. Starring Matthew Woodcock Written by M. R. James Edited by David Knight Sound design by David Knight Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

17 Dec 2022
Capetain Fashion
All aboard the SS Fashion, now harbouring in London! The Capetain has invited fashion designer and social media influencer Charlie May to give her professional insight on the best types of cape, the ideal materials for capes, capes through history, and whatever caping trivia she can fabricape(cate). Starring Matthew Woodcock, Charlie May, Peter Davis, Maxamillian John, David Knight Written by Matthew Woodcock, Maxamillian John, David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

10 Dec 2022
Spoooorts
Everyone loves a sport, from your arm-wrestling grandma to your pole-jumping landlord. But with so many sports, how can you try them all? Now you don't have to! Join us as David does the sports and Max talks the sports in... Spooooooooorrrtts! Starring Maxamillian John, David Knight, Amelie Edwards Written by Maxamillian John, David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

3 Dec 2022
The Bunker – The Birthday
It’s a day like any other at the end of the world, but Dave and Tom are determined to make it special. Having discovered a marked calendar in their grumpy bunkermate’s bedroom, the duo jump to conclusions with typical zeal. Starring Tom Dalling, David Price, David Knight Written by David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Tom Dalling Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

31 Dec 2021
The Definitely Human British and International Podcast Awards 2021
The Definitely Human British and International Podcast Awards was founded with the singular goal of recognising talent, upholding excellence, inspiring inspiration and creating world peace through the medium of podcasts. Starring Matthew Woodcock, Lexie McDougall, Amelie Edwards, Max Upton, David Knight, David Price, Tom Dalling, Maxamillian John, Charlie May, Peter Davis, Emma Gibbs Written by David Knight, Maxamillian John Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk/) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

24 Dec 2021
HEADMAN – Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas
The hi-tech spy series returns for a brand new Christmas special! While Diane tries to help Steve come to terms with the past, Bureau 5 faces a new threat that will force Headman to make a terrible choice. Starring Peter Davis, Amelie Edwards, Matthew Woodcock, David Knight, Emma Gibbs, Simon Kane, Lexie McDougall, Maxamillian John Written by Matthew Woodcock Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Theme tune by Arpeggio Creative Features music by Kevin Mcleod licensed under an Attribution 3.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/): Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-course (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-course) License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license) Rising by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4290-rising (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4290-rising) License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license) Hitman by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman) License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (https://filmmusic.io/standard-license) Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk/) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

19 Nov 2021
Cornelia Investigates: Spirit Boards
National Archives index E497-NSX. Digitisation of the first item on a wax cylinder found in two boxes donated to the Archives on the 27th February 1995 by an anonymous benefactor. The boxes contain several more cylinders, along with documents, photographs and assorted writings. The digitisation of these artefacts and the fanciful stories they contain was halted due to their low priority and a lack of funds. Starring, written, edited and sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

12 Nov 2021
The History Triangle
PLEASE PRESS YOUR TRIANGLES NOW Starring Lexie McDougall, Matthew Woodcock, David Knight Written by Matthew Woodcock, David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk/) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

5 Nov 2021
ManHawk #91
ManHawk faces the evil Big Pharma! But who has trapped whom? Will ManHawk defeat Big Pharma’s secret weapon, or will the felon’s fiendish fail-safe flummox our fearless fighter? Find out in… ManHawk! Starring Simon Kane, Matthew Woodcock, Amelie Edwards, David Knight, Peter Davis Written by Maxamillian John Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

25 Oct 2021
Chivalry! – The Curse
Having now completed two of their three noble deeds, heroic Knights Gorvenal and Lucian find themselves in a dark and presumably treacherous wood, on the trail of an old and presumably wicked witch. Starring Matthew Woodcock, David Knight, Amelie Edwards Written by David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). This episode is part of Acast's Audio Fiction Week, in conjunction with Oblivity (https://www.oblivitypodcast.com/), Gather the Suspects (https://gatherthesuspects.podbean.com/) and Desperado (https://www.aeaea.co/desperado). Find more with the hashtag #AcastAudioFictionWeek. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

22 Oct 2021
Twitcher – Magpies
Magpies are closely related to crows, jays and ravens. They have a reputation for being troublemakers, and are supposedly attracted to shiny things (although there is no actual evidence for this). When seen up close the magpie's black plumage reveals itself to be an iridescent sheen of purples, blues and greens. You can find magpies all year round in England, Wales, Northern Ireland and some parts of Scotland. ‘How to Salute a Magpie’ from the album Bleakscapes, by Jon Day. Buy it at https://thedeptofphantomlimbs.bandcamp.com/album/bleakscapes (https://thedeptofphantomlimbs.bandcamp.com/album/bleakscapes). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

15 Oct 2021
The Trawlermen
Documentary podcaster Max Fisher is BACK with the final instalment of his Man Job quadrilogy, and this time he’s tackling one of the most dangerous occupations in Britain. Armed only with his trusty microphone and wry wit, Max sets sail on a seven day voyage with a trawler crew, into the monster-infested waters of the Far North Sea. Max is about to discover that the life of a trawlerman is filled with hard work, dangerous weather conditions, extreme violence and friendship. Starring Maxamillian John, Matthew Woodcock, Amelie Edwards, David Knight Written by David Knight Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk/) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

8 Oct 2021
A Bite of Diamond: Brebinger McKay
Diamonds. A precious jewel, a piece of crushed carbon, a famous Neil. What really IS a diamond? And more importantly, where can we get some? This week on A Bite of Diamond, Javier goes undercover at Brebinger McKay, one of London’s oldest and most illustrious diamond vaults. Starring Matthew Woodcock, David Knight, Maxamillian John, Amelie Edwards, Tom Dalling, Charlie May Written by Matthew Woodcock Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

30 Sept 2021
Horses for Courses – Week 1
A bold new scheme to re-train retired racehorses sees podcasters David and Max enrol them in a B Tech course at St Dunstan's College, Exeter. Horses for Courses is a challenging 104-part series brought to you by the Equus Education podcast network. Starring Peter Davis, David Knight, Maxamillian John, Amelie Edwards, Jon Day Written by Maxamillian John Edited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian John Hello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk (http://www.definitelyhuman.co.uk) to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely (https://twitter.com/HumanDefinitely/) for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman (http://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
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