Hello If Anything
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Podcast Overview
<p><span class="_ap3a _aaco _aacu _aacx _aad7 _aade">‘Hello, If Anything’ is an ambient comedy podcast exploring the impossibility of truly hanging out and the secrets of life after a PB&J.</span></p>
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Publishing Since
8/11/2024
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Recent Episodes
September 7, 2025
06 Cool, Watching TV
The faint smell of tar. Cement bricks glance off your shoulders. Gamma rays encircle your frontbody. You are a dancing snake: your charmer, Judge Judy's mystical doppleganger. She’s come out with a new hypnosis, enticing you to swallow the landfill. She strikes a major multiphonic chord and you pass out. The next day you tell your coworkers, ‘oh, this weekend?, I was mostly watching TV'.
August 23, 2025
05 Schmownership City
We rehash the oldest trick in the oldest book. Nothing new under the sun, especially not on my plate, which is haunted by the ghost of fries past. Merriam Webster's son (NOT a nepo baby) inherited the Dictionary business and changed what “fries” meant. He might be ignoring his true calling (sitting on the street pathetically), but we're going with it. featuring Nathan Greenberg & John Desmond of You Want Milk
August 22, 2025
04 Practice Recording
What is really going on and how do we even know that when we figure it all out we’ll have it all figured out? Ghosts of the past are with us, but they are so young, they do not engender any ulterior suspicions. Still, the stillness of their eyes could betray allegiance to a darker cause. The whims of a technological megacorporation? A puppeteering zookeeper pulling gorilla-strings? I’m not at liberty to know. Even writing this could put me in danger, if I’m even writing it?
12 total episodes available
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- What is Hello If Anything?
<p><span class="_ap3a _aaco _aacu _aacx _aad7 _aade">‘Hello, If Anything’ is an ambient comedy podcast exploring the impossibility of truly hanging out and the secrets of life after a PB&J.</span></p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
This podcast updates weekly.
- Where can I listen to this podcast?
This podcast is available on 4 platforms including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more. You can also use the RSS feed directly.
- Does this podcast accept guests?
No, this podcast does not typically feature guests.
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