Join the motley crew of adventures just looking to make some coin. Heroes Need Not Apply is a Dungeons and Dragons playthrough using 5th edition rules. Join Patrick, Dustin, and Jacob as they take their characters Oran, Coyn, and Tarrat on an adventure with Brady the DM through The Storm King's Thunder campaign module. If you are new to D&D or looking to hear a fun and funny adventure, join us on Heroes Need Not Apply.
Our adventurers are out of the big city and off to Waterdeep to be the bearers of bad news.
25 Apr 2021
Ep. 15: Giant Middle Man
After making contact with a mysterious cloud giant, the gang has to deal with some uninvited guests. What unseen entity has guided Zephyros to our characters? Will Coyn ever sell anything to anyone?
17 Apr 2021
Ep. 14: Connections
Tarat, Coyn and Oran finally find themselves with some time to discuss their pasts, though not in the most comfortable conditions. And there's a mysterious sight on the horizon, drifting towards Waterdeep.....
20 Mar 2021
Ep. 13: Waterdavian Nights
Our companions finally reach the "City of Splendor", but it appears hard times have found there way to Waterdeep. Tarat finds himself caught between the converging pasts of Coyn and Oran. What do these ruffians in the street have to do with Coyn? And will Oran ever be able to spill the beans about what's going on?
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=17&id=9463&id=6417&id=10921&id=71
6 Mar 2021
Ep. 12: Road to Waterdeep
Our heroes escort the beleaguered townsfolk of Nightstone back to safety, get some amazing gifts from Morack the retired adventurer, and set off for Waterdeep. In the City of Splendor, will they find answers to what is going on with the giants of Faerun? Or will even more questions distract them?
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=3152&id=10921&id=4&id=6417&id=3810
27 Feb 2021
Ep. 11: The Wookie Prisoner Trick
Coyn, Oran, and Tarat finally have a chance to make contact with the citizens of Nightstone and hatch a rescue plan. Will their rescue plan be good enough to fool their enemies? With a pair of Ogre's stand between them and escape, our unlikely heroes attempt a classic trick.
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=71&id=50&id=3152
20 Feb 2021
Ep. 10: Upstart Goblin
In this episode of Heroes Need Not Apply, our "heroes" find a surprising opportunity to support a local startup, and get ever closer to discovering the fate of the townsfolk in the Dripping Cave.
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=7011&id=50&id=274&id=71&id=189
13 Feb 2021
Ep. 9: Dodges and Dragons
In this week's episode, our heroes wrestle with the decision of whether to stand their ground, or retreat. Will Oran, Tarat, and Coyn be able to outlast their toughest opponent yet? The proof.....is in the pudding.
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=20&id=134&id=6417
30 Jan 2021
Ep. 8: Oozing With Confidence
In the latest Episode of Heroes Need Not Apply, our adventurers set off for the Dripping Caves, but not before Oran does a little bit of snooping and showing off. This Episode is just oozing with great content!
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=1448&id=20&id=3152&id=6417
23 Jan 2021
Ep. 7: To the Keep!
Our adventurers make their way to the keep to see if Lady Velrosa can give them any clues to what happened here. Tarat, Coyn, and Oran receive aid from a mysterious source as they battle the band of Orcs breaching the gates of Nightstone. Will they finally discover what lies within the keep, and hopefully what events occurred in the town?
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
Complete list of credits here:
https://www.syrinscape.com/attributions/?id=274&id=6417&id=3152
23 Jan 2021
Ep. 6: Drawbridge Out Of Order
The orc horde is rushing the gate. Can our adventures hold them off even with the help of the Seven Snakes? Tune in on this weeks episode of Heroes Need Not Apply!
Intro/Exit song "Noir" by JNATHYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4mDeFud-U&t=1s
Music and Sound by Syrinscape.
https://syrinscape.com/?att_heroes_need_not_apply
Because Epic Games Need Epic Sound
16 Jan 2021
Ep. 5: We're in a Tight Spot!
Our adventuring gang find themselves in hot water with the bandits that surround them. How will they weasel their way out of this predicament?
Other big news is we are beginning to stream our sessions on Twitch! Head over to Twitch.tv/thevitamindndcabinet to watch us live every Saturday night at 8:30pm Central time. We would love to interact with you while playing. And perhaps have you influence the game?...... If you miss us live and still want to watch the episode you can find it on our Youtube at The Vitamin D&D Cabinet! And also all our other social media too.
9 Jan 2021
Ep. 4: Housekeeping!
The gang find what they believe is the only person left in the town. What happened, and why is she still here? Find out today! If you are enjoying this show leave us a review or check out our website or social media!
2 Jan 2021
Ep.3: What Climbs Up, Must Come Down
After defeating some pumpkin headed goblins, our group heads North in the town and checks out the stables. High flying hi-jinks ensue!
4 Dec 2020
Ep.2: Goblins, Goblins Everywhere
Our characters continue making their way through town trying to clear it of goblins and figure out what they can about these mysterious boulders scattered all over town.
6 Nov 2020
Episode 1: Where Are We Again?
Welcome to the first episode of Heroes Need Not Apply! Join the new adventurers Oran and Tarrat as they meet in The Local Tavern after responding to a wanted ad posted by Coyn. Find out what lays in store for them as we play through The Storm King's Thunder!
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