Send us Fan Mail Bonjour Witches and Bitches! This week is a bit of a shorter episode because it was recorded in August (Don't @ me we know how I roll atp) right after Alma and I went to the REN FAIREEE. So we have a bit of heatstroke and are a bit delulu in this eppy. It's a bit of a more casual episode because of that, although i did not know that was even possibleee. We discuss self care and Kiara reviews the (no longer) "new" Odyssey movie and her DNA results. So sit back, grab your favor...
1 Jul 2026
The Sober Edition: Part 2
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! SOBER EDITION PART 2 BAYBEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, this episode was recorded on the summer solstice, yay! We discuss the yearly deipnon, Alma's test out of first circle, and the new book we started for the pod's book club! It's called Paganism: an Introduction to Earth Centered Religions by River and Joyce Higginbotham. So sit down, grab your favorite mocktail, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes
27 May 2026
Ring Around the Ritual Circle
Send us Fan Mail HH: sorry we’re late, major life events happened. Surprise! This week we are in my kitchen instead of my office! This week it is the new moon, and Alma leads us through calling a circle and creating a ritual. For this ritual we made anointing oils! Kiara makes one for Aphrodite and Alma makes one for her ancestors. We have officially finished the Liber Kthonia, because the last chapter is a list of associations. So grab your favorite ~experimental drink~ and enjoy! Follow alo...
30 Mar 2026
Friday The 13th And Other Superstitious Numbers
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! This was recorded on Friday the 13th, and is actually our 13 EPISODEEE!!!! So, Kiara and Alma discuss superstitious numbers, lucky and unlucky. Shout out to Kiara for not remembering her laptop cord, and only had half battery to work with. Did that stop these two from going on tangents? NOPE. Not even a little. They tried. Halfheartedly. Not really. They also dive into their religious trauma a little bit because Christians are some of...
2 Mar 2026
Strawberry Spritzers and Guest Speakers
Send us Fan Mail HH: this was supposed to come out in February. Oops. FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE MANGO MUSSOLINI IN OFFICE. We have a guest speaker this week! Meet Dani! (Who may or may not become a regular 👀) Since it’s a guest speaker this week, it’s somehow a bit more casual conversation than usual? There is no specific topic like we usually do. We did try a new cocktail/mocktail this week, strawberry spritzers! We talk about our experience growing up in Christian households, pagan holidays...
2 Feb 2026
Emotional Support Cup Holders and Passenger Princesses
Send us Fan Mail HH: So this was supposed to come out on New years…. I’m so sorry. Also, we want to know! Is there anything you want from us regarding this podcast? What do you not want? This week, our two favorite chaotic witches try a new tequila and Kiara is a WINE GIRLY??? What fresh hell of a reality is this? Idk. We establish that Alma is an emotional cup holder and Kiara needs to be more of a Passenger princess. After 5 minutes of tangents, Alma and Kiara….go on more tangents. Th...
22 Nov 2025
A Drinking Game and a Fool’s Journey
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome to the TENTH episode of Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: 100 DOWNLOADS?? Holy shit??? Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts. We love y’all 🖤 We will go back to the Liber Kthonia I SWEAR. It will just be waiting til January. This week, to celebrate our tenth episode and ONE HUNDRED DOWNLOADS(!!?!), we are playing a little drinking game!! We are pulling cards from a tarot deck, and if we pull a Major Arcana card, we take a (half)shot (f...
31 Oct 2025
(Not)SURPRISEEEE SHAWTYYYYY
Send us Fan Mail HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING HALLOWEEN WITCHESSS. I’m more excited for this than my own birthday at this point. We have two VERY SPECIAL guests this episode! Kiara’s Boyfriend Nick and Alma’s husband Kit join us this week! Yay! 👹 GET EXCITED 👹 For this extra special spooky episode Alma and I yap about 4 different sleepover games (aka summoning demons) to Nick and Kit, who sit in horrified silence. We talk about the Elevator Game, Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board, the Midnight Man...
6 Oct 2025
Ghosts and spirits, and not just the alcohol kind
Send us Fan Mail Hello and WELCOME TO SPOOKY SEASON!!! This week we have a couple surprises in store, mostly bc we are spooky bitches at heart and we just HAVE to do something special for Halloween (we’re witches, what else did you expect?). Somehow, even tho we aren’t actually drinking during this episode, we’re still off our rocker, I’m pretty sure it’s just our default state at this point. So sit back, grab your favorite spooky drink, and enjoy! Card pulled: home Instagram: @hexesandhoes...
1 Aug 2025
Tools, Legal Disclaimers, and the Michaels Halloween Section
Send us Fan Mail HH: I’m terrible at Social Media. I have no excuse. There is a SMALL ad at the beginning of this episode I’M SO SORRY. I had to use a free editing service and I can’t take it off. As soon as I can I will. Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week is a LONG one as an apology for me taking so long to upload! Sorry. This week we talk about handmade vs store bought tools, the necessity of tools, and the ✨fancy-ness✨ of tools (you know, after 20 minutes of tangents...
11 Jun 2025
Rituals and Statues and Prayers, Oh My!
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week we have a surprise guest appearance, the Dominoes delivery guy! We were hungry, sue us (don’t really tho, we’re broke asf). Some Haunted Housekeeping: we got new mics! Hopefully that helps with the sound quality. Also allergies are still very much prominent in this episode, apologies! This week our drunken selves discuss idols, rituals, and holy water. So sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoe...
8 May 2025
Back On Our Debauchery
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week we are back on our bullshit, so sit down, grab a drink, and join us on our return to our drunk journey through our religious trauma! This week we talk about SO MANY THINGS. Mainly Alma realizes that she has more religious trauma than she realizes, and Kiara crashes out over closed practices, apparently. That’s a new one. We discuss personal practices, ancestor veneration, household spirits, merging cultures and (not to sound...
17 Apr 2025
The Sober Edition
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: -My Microphone is acting funky, apologies for the quality of the last episode and this one. I’m looking for a new one but in this economy?? Eesh. -Our recording schedule (and therefore posting schedule) has been kind of hectic lately, but after this episode we will be back on track (Yay us!) and more consistent with posting (I think (I hope)). This is the SECOND EPISODE that we are SOBER! Wack. we dive deepe...
9 Apr 2025
The Morning After Edition
Send us Fan Mail Ep 3: The Morning After Edition Hello and welcome BACK to Hexes and Hoes! This week you get to hear our super sexy morning after voices. We have a good yap about the ancient Roman festival Lupercalia, which celebrates the Roman Goddess Lupa. We begin a new segment about a new book we’re both reading: Liber Kthonia: A Contemporary Witchcraft & Devotional Tradition of Hekate. Link at the bottom to the author’s website! We talk about offerings verses devotional a...
1 Apr 2025
Dead People Wine: A How to Guide (REPOST)
Send us Fan Mail Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: 1) Unfortunately our new editing software isn’t allowing me to import our intro and outro music for some reason, figures. 2) Apparently MY DUMBASS accidentally posted the NONEDITED version of this episode so I had to take it down and repost it. Also figures. This week we take an ADHD and Booze filled deep(ish) dive into the Ancient Greek festival of the deipnon, a holiday-not-holiday honoring Hecate on the...
30 Jan 2025
A Vibe Check (AKA Meet the Hosts)
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the FIRST episode of Hexes & Hoes! It only took 5 different tries, multiple mental break downs, 2 DoorDash incidents, and countless drinks. This is a chaotic introduction to two very ADHD ridden, autistic, chaotic witches, so most (if not all) episodes will probably sound like this. Sorrynotsorry. So sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy the Vibe Check! *all things stated in this podcast is opinion or through personal research. We are not experts, so p...
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