Two millennials who are terrible at dating give dating and relationship advice. Hosted by Jules and Nomsa, the philosophy of this podcast is: if you cant do it, teach it (and also make fun of yourself along the way). Hoetations and Expectations is at its core about fostering a sex positive approach to dating whilst being able to poke fun at the journeys we've taken as young black women in the (overwhelming and confusing) dating world. Join the bad at dating squad and gear up to hear some questionable but overall informative anecdotes from our dating lives.
011: Preferences: Size Does Matter, Dzaddy Issues and Sharing Sex Toys
Hey y'all. As all nice things usually do, the season has come to an end but we've had so much fun with y'all. So to end everything off, we're talking about what we prefer in our partners and honestly what we don't. We talk about size, age, race and personality and some weird shit in betwee.
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8 Jan 2021
010: Fetishes: Do They Want to F*ck Fog?
Hey everyone. Happy New Years, to start off 2021 we thought we'd come at you with something that will have you discussing your own sexual desires; Fetishes. Fetishes are always fun to discuss, even when we don't understand them. Hear what we have to say about the things that turn people on and maybe even turn us on...
Please note: We do not aim to offend anyone.
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18 Dec 2020
009- Dealbreakers: It's a no from us.
Dealbreakers, we all have them. Sometimes it's a very specific rule other times it's just a gut feeling or reaction, either way, dealbreakers are an important tool to help us create boundaries.If you're ignorant, stubborn overly agreeable, and don't like music it's likely you don't make the cut to be in our lives. This week we talk about our biggest deal breakers, amongst other things.- we tend to go off-topic a lot. Hope you enjoy listening bbs :)
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11 Dec 2020
008: The One That Got Away - Teachers, Lecturers, High School Crushes and International Baes
Hey lovelies, hope you're having an amazing Festive Season and if you're not, it's because you haven't heard this hilarious and borderline WTF, episode about the One That Got Away. Nomsa and Jules run through a list of stories that will have you on the floor so make sure you listen and send us your own stories because we can't be the only messes in the world.
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4 Dec 2020
007: Fuckable Buddies and Beneficial Friends
So you know that rule that says you should never, ever, ever, ever, everrrrr sleep with your friends??? Yeah same, don't know it either. That's why this podcast was possible. Break all the rules then publically tell people about it is our rule. We talk about FWB vs Fuck Buddies, we talk about our experiences in these chosen predicaments and we probably divert the conversation 3 times, but it's all a vibe at the end of the day.
Enjoy. Email hande.pods@gmail.com and follow us @h_and_e_podcast of the gram
27 Nov 2020
006 - Shooting Your Shot: Getting a Boyfriend, Dancing Like a White Girl And He May Have F*cked His Cat
Hey y'all. This week we look at something the kids like to call, shooting your shot and how we were pretty dismal at it. But thanks to how bad we are at shooting said shots, we have funny stories about how it worked, failed and left us feeling - unhinged. Stories about how Jules cuffed her boyfriend and Nomsa hooked up with a man who loved his cat more than - literally anything, will leave you questioning our judgment and how we made it this far.
21 Nov 2020
005- Seal Watched My Story (but actually it's about First Relationships)
Spoiler alert, this episode has nothing to do with Seal, we just happened to mention him and thought it would be funny to name the episode after him. It is fitting though that he was one of the greatest love songwriters (debatable) of our generation because the episode is *ACTUALLY about our first relationships. Surprisingly Nomsa shares a wholesome and lovely story and Jules' story is just tragic... It's a shame but we're here for the drama. Enjoy listening beebies. <3
13 Nov 2020
004- Q+A Part 2: God Made Sex
Part 2 of answering your questions. Hopefully, our advice has been good, if not then at least entertaining. Today we tackle the importance of physical appearance, being a simp, being comfortable with your kinkiness, and how to turn a cuddle session into a "fuddle" sesh. Hope you enjoy and feel free to drop us an email anytime hande.pods@gmail.co. Thanks for listening.
6 Nov 2020
003- Q+A Part 1: Y'all Need Jesus.
We asked friends of the podcast if they needed any advice on anything (relationships, sex, and love) and you guys pulled through. We talk: People pleasers, long-distance, moving in, clinginess, straight men hitting on gay men, the usual everyday stuff. We give GREAT advice, don't quote us on that, but we do.
30 Oct 2020
002 - Fellas, is it Gay to Come Out?
It's South African Pride Month and to end off this amazing month we speak about the group that literally stole the rainbow because one of us (can you guess who?) is totally queer. Join us on a weird and, of course, hilarious conversational journey about being queer and coming out, straight people problems, queer representation, and how everyone has technically sucked a dick.
Enjoy and email queer stories to hande.pods@gmail.com or DM us on IG: @H_And_E_Podcast 🏳️🌈
23 Oct 2020
001- The Premeditated Hoephase: What is a hoetation?
We both went through phases in our lives where we'd decided to deliberately, on purpose, by choice, be massive hoes. It was, for lack of a better word, interesting. We share some stories of failure and *success? This episode has stories of pubic hair, premature ejaculation, and rants about people who don't have snacks when they invite you over for coitus. Enjoy Listening!! 💙💛
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15 Jun 2020
Episode 0 (snippet) - Premeditated Hoe Phase
What is a hoe phase and what's the big deal? How to plan a successful hoephase, aka the Premeditated Hoe phase. Jules and Nomsa were both unsuccessful at their respective hoe phases, but that doesnt mean they dont have some wisdom to impart. Tip #1: it's all about when you shave. Tip #2: Make sure they're not a virgin. Listen to the episode for more useful tips/failed attempts.
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