We're a best friend duo who loves to yap. We chat about anything and everything without a filter. Laugh with us or at us; either way, we're thankful that you're listening.
The hosts of "HOLD THE DECORUM" discuss pop culture topics like Hilary Duff's career, Uggs with heels, athletes' bags, wish lists, and the Wayfair scandal.
31 Oct 2025
Let's go Blue Gays!
The hosts discuss men's celebrations, the Louvre heist, tween drama, reality TV ethics, phone privacy, skincare tools, credit card fraud, and emoji trends.
2 Oct 2025
Celebrities trying to make a buck
The hosts of "HOLD THE DECORUM" discuss the rapture, class action lawsuits, celebrity endeavors, and public safety issues in this episode.
9 Sept 2025
Kids these days
Host [Host Name] and Crumbl CEO [Guest Name] discuss Mount Rushmore, birthday parties, and Cardi B, offering insights into modern trends.
23 Aug 2025
Momma I'm fuku'd
Hosts Ashley Hesseltine and Gia Peppers discuss performative fashion, dating disasters, and wedding speech etiquette in this candid interview.
14 Aug 2025
Did you settle?
Host Sarah Fraser and guest Kelly Clarkson discuss the nuances of settling in relationships and personal growth.
8 Aug 2025
Wtf is hypergamy?
The hosts discuss celebrity gossip, personal crises, and introduce a new advice segment, while also exploring the concept of hypergamy.
12 Jun 2025
Get PETA on speed dial
Disclaimer: The video might only make it to tiktok. Sorry not sorry.
This week, we’re introducing a new segment: Dragging Our Husbands. We're chatting about ChatGPT’s climate impact (what is it?), justifying our flaws based on our zodiac signs, picking another bone with Service Ontario, city petting zoos, Facebook groups, and a little more.
Expression of the week: Wouldn't say boo to a goose
5 Jun 2025
Bring back crazy frog
The hosts discuss a wide range of topics, from frogs and toe fungus to WAGS and Bridgerton, offering humorous takes on everyday life.
28 May 2025
Emptying our cheeks
The hosts discuss emptying cheeks, AI's knowledge, religion, Botox emergencies, and fashion, offering a lighthearted take on modern life.
21 May 2025
Little Miss smart dumb trouble
This week we're talking no shave summer, Raising Cane's film festival, ketchup as salad dressing, Omegle, and so much more.
Expression of the week: Don't take any wooden nickels
12 May 2025
Kim Kardashian's butt crack
This week we're talking catholic schools, adhd, the Met Gala, high schoolers, punchable people, how to parent, and more.
Expression of the week: Throw a cat among the pigeons
29 Apr 2025
Rumor has it that Kyle is in line to be the next pope
This week we're talking travel woes, bad uniforms, the passing of the pope, yoga voices, our red flags (very few), and smelly people.
Expression of the week: Teach your grandmother to suck eggs
20 Apr 2025
What's your favourite animal? Ours is the Easter Bunny
Happy 420 or Easter!! Whichever you're celebrating.
This week, we learn a new expression, chat golf, Katy Perry’s “ride,” rave daughters, Google-style interview questions, celeb lookalikes, and some other stuff.
14 Apr 2025
What does decorum even mean?
Sorry for last week's hiatus- we were battling the flu, but we're back and better!
This week we briefly transitioned into an educational pod, and then quickly got back to our roots. Jenn needs to put the political content to rest, but we also chat about where the pod name came from, Coachella, playground bullies, and a little teaser for next week's special.
31 Mar 2025
When the vacation makes it out of the group chat
This week we're talking all things vacation prep, uber eats on bikes, viral TikTok, breakouts, and some other stuff.
23 Mar 2025
TLE
TLE - Took Long Enough! A wise person once said that perfection is the enemy of success, so we’ve had enough of our test runs- let’s just put something out for our two listeners (thank you!).
This is the first of hopefully many episodes, where our only goal is to make you laugh at least once.
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4.8 / 5
23 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 35 / 100
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YouTube
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Engagement
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