Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet.
This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read,
"There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick,"
Since then, this comment has worked its way into our common vernacular in my house and it has made me want to search for the funniest, most clever comments I can find. Sadly, it would seem most of the comments we receive are unhinged at best.
Join my cohost, Janice Selbie and I, Courtney Heard (aka Godless Mom), as we search for the funniest comments and try to collect enough smicks to get a clue. Subscribe today and check out our Patreon for extra videos featuring our reviews of comments you won't see in the podcast: https://patreon.com/godlessmom
Holy F*cking Comments: Try Reading The Bible, Numbnuts!
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago t...
13 Feb 2025
Holy F*cking Comments: Good Luck, You're Going to Need It
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago t...
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago t...
20 Jan 2025
Holy F*cking Comments: Baby Jesus in a Racecar
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago tha...
13 Jan 2025
Holy F*cking Comments: No Jobs in Heaven
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored video version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years a...
6 Jan 2025
Holy F*cking Comments: Natural Supper
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago tha...
30 Dec 2024
Holy F*cking Comments: Get A Grip, Buddy
Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago tha...
23 Dec 2024
Holy F*cking Comments: A Very Atheist Christmas
Enjoy our Holy F*cking Comments Christmas special. You get one extra comment in this episode to celibrate the holidays. Get an extended (more comments!) and uncensored version of this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This p...
16 Dec 2024
Holy F*cking Comments: The Power of Myth
A much longer video version of this episode is available for Patrons: http://www.patreon.com/godlessmom Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the misogynist and hateful comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that...
9 Dec 2024
Holy F*cking Comments: The Lake of Fire
Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the misogynist and hateful comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick," Since then, this comment ha...
9 Dec 2024
Holy F*cking Comments: There Are A Million Smicks in a Clue
Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick," Since then, this comment has worked its way i...
2 Dec 2024
Coming Soon: The Holy F*cking Comments Podcast
Holy F*cking Comments is judgment day for holy trolls. It is a reckoning for the self-righteous, a sentencing for the sanctimonious. This is the podcast where we review the best comments we’ve gotten this week as atheist women on the internet. This podcast was the direct result of the best comment of all time. A comment on my YouTube channel a good 9 or 10 years ago that read, "There are a million smicks in a clue and you don't even have a smick," Since then, this comment has w...
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