Hopeless Romantwinks

About Hopeless Romantwinks

Hopeless gay romantics exploring strange and fascinating topics that others dare not dive into. Perpetually thirsting after the Enneagram and attractive men.

Publisher

Hopeless Romantwinks

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

13 Feb 2026

Latest episode

13 Aug 2026

Latest episodes

11 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   13 Aug 2026

   Five wing SixtyNining: When Did We Need to Put Them Together?

   Luther, a SO/SP 513, and Valentino, a SO/SX 973, gather with another social 9 and another social 5. All about what kind of perception (and some fair delusions) each of the type experiences and lives with through the social instinct. The differences between 9s and 5s as withdrawn types. And the approach to one of the greatest sources of delusion, emotions. Soft warning for those triggered by microdoses of antisocial propaganda and seductive nonverbal vibing. Guests are Michael (SO/SP 973) and Rio (SO/SX 539.) Backgrounds and Connections You're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408d Dreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69 The School: https://www.theenneagramschool.com/

2. 

   8 Aug 2026

   We Spoiled the Odyssey So You Don't Have to Watch It

   We talk about Christopher Nolan, a type 5, and add to Poseidon's sea of critiques of his adaptation of the Odyssey. (Spoil alert: we think it sucks.) Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69Luther's descending into his insanities from the inside.https://substack.com/@insanitiesfromtheinsidehttps://www.instagram.com/hopelessromantwinks/https://www.instagram.com/kronosdescending?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

3. 

   23 Jul 2026

   Watch Us Cycle in Reverse

   Continuing to the sequel of the wing cycles. 01:12 9w804:46 8w709:42 7w613:05 6w515:24 5w420:38 4w323:45 3w2 (Can't you tell we have such an appreciation for this type?)31:06 2w135:04 1w9Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69Luther's descending into his insanities from the inside.https://substack.com/@insanitiesfromtheinsidehttps://www.instagram.com/hopelessromantwinks/https://www.instagram.com/kronosdescending?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

4. 

   17 Jul 2026

   We Cycled Through the Wings So You Don't Have To

   We explain the wings through a pattern by following through the Enneagram circle. 04:50-Introduction to the cycles 10:52-9w1 14:28-1w2 19:57-2w3 23:59-2s are our favorite type and they deserve a standalone episode since we've talked so much about them already 27:10-3w4 30:32-4w5 34:16-5w6 41:01-6w7 44:08-7w8 46:46-8w9 50:13-Back To the 9w1 Babies Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69 Luther's revealing his insanities from the inside.https://substack.com/@insanitiesfromtheinside

5. 

   13 Jul 2026

   Story Arcs and Object Relations

   We resurrected from the dead you queers. The SO/SP 7 Vinny introduces us to a parallel about object relations and story structure that he created from the past. Time Stamp Trilogy 02:16 Expositing Attachment 14:26 Edging Towards the Frustration Climaxes 29:15 Ending on Rejection Backgrounds and Connections You're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408d Dreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69 Luther's revealing his insanities from the inside. https://substack.com/@insanitiesfromtheinside

6. 

   22 Apr 2026

   So We're Obsessed With Clavicular...

   As if you haven't seen another video analysis about him, Valentino (SO/SX 973) and Luther (SO/SP 513) jump on the bandwagon of mainstream slop and found Clavicular, an internet famous type 3 who's popular for looksmaxxing and being an icon for those miserable young men underneath him. Not like we think he isn't miserable either. And a few things about Elliot Rodger and the bits and pieces of the manosphere too. Backgrounds and Connections Enneagram Typing Experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram: https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408d Dreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69

7. 

   17 Apr 2026

   America's Most Dangerous Writer is a 9. Probably

   Luther(SO/SP 513) and Vinny(SO/SP 793) ramble on their short thoughts about the taboo fringe queer author Dennis Cooper after reading The Sluts. Backgrounds and ConnectionsEnneagram Typing Experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram: https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69

8. 

   10 Mar 2026

   (EXPAND OUR INSTINCTS) Introducing the Typological Threesome Vol.II

   Since we talk so much, we decided to make another episode describing our Expanded Instincts, a typology created by Rob Collopy from Attitudinal Psyche. Valentino (SM-AY-SS), Luther "still formerly known as Moses" (EX-CY-FD), and Vinny (FD-EX-BG), explore how each of us differ in our artistic tastes and interpersonal interests and small parts on how it relates to the Enneagram. Since this isn't an introduction to Expanded Instincts, here are some summarizing sources. https://youtu.be/kD-d2ehUON0?si=-f-j216KRYwoCoezhttps://youtu.be/caoi4ajNsqk?si=fjnNWij4eNcr74xXhttps://www.attitudinalpsyche.com/expanded-instincts/ 00:00: "YOU DON'T HAVE THESE KNEES DAHHLING!" 03:59: Pop Culture References for Those Too Old to Know and Too Young to Remember 09:01: Musical Curations as Instinctual Highs1 3:57: What Is Up with Our Expanded Instincts? 19:24: Bonding vs. Community 21:42: What Writings Reveal About Us 27:47: Valentino's Character Chemistry and SM-AY Landscapes 33:23: Why Aren't We Getting Naked Yet? 38:20: Are Vinny and Luther Being Shocking on Purpose? 44:16: FD-EX Overlapping with 8-6 stem and Honey Badger Tidbits 46:39: Tesla Sexbot Overlap with 125 52:24: We Touched Too Many Hearts and Souls and Now We Have to LeaveBackgrounds and ConnectionsEnneagram Typing Experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram: https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69Attitudinal Psyche/Expanded Instinctshttps://www.attitudinalpsyche.com/Another Enneagram Cave of Wondershttps://enneasite.com/

9. 

   3 Mar 2026

   IRREVERSIBLE DIVERSIONS

   NOTE: Subjects Discussed are Violence and Assault. Vinny (SO/SP 7w8 793) and Luther: formerly known as "Moses" (SO/SP 5w6 513) explore Gaspar Noé's Irréversible's violent, immersive, and brutal themes and scenes and how it sparks as the transgressive decadent artwork that made people walk out and vomit in the Cannes Film Festival in the sterile world around us.(If you really want to know what an 8 fix or a 4 fix does dear typology enthusiasts, here it is and you're welcome:)Backgrounds and ConnectionsEnneagram Typing Experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram: https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69

10. 

    27 Feb 2026

    Typological Threesome of Introductions Galore

    We're coming forth as the thirsting twinky 3w4 fixed threesome through a glorious introduction. Moses (SO/SP 513), Valentino (SO/SX 973), and Vinny (SO/SP 793) explain their typological backgrounds, their types and mistypes, and a few of their villainous fantasies. Backgrounds and ConnectionsEnneagram Typing Experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram: https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69

11. 

    13 Feb 2026

    Collage Cravings

    We are the Hopeless Romantwinks. Pop culture. Art. Enneagram. Typology. Salacity. Taste pre-twink death promiscuity. Enjoy insights on psychology, sexuality, and creativity. Moses (SO/SP 5w6 513), and Valentino (SO/SX 9w1 973) explore the sexual depravity of SO/SP vs. the absolute uselessness of SO/SX through collage analysis. 0:00: Welcome to the Cult 5:36: First Observations on Collages 11:03: Moses: Floptropica Nationalism & 3w4 Fixed Excellence 22:57: Valentino: SO/SX Edge & Destruction 30:57: SO/SP Masquerade 34:01: Moses: Liminal Space Explorers 39:24: Valentino: 9-7 Stem Death & Randomness 48:20: Lady Gaga's San Franscisco Gay Club 54:04: Moses: IGOR Doppelgänger 58:37: Valentino: Twink Central 01:07:19: Blasphemous Intermission 01:11:15: Third Act Sexual Depravity 01:19:41: Social Instinct Satire of Timeless Trash Backgrounds and ConnectionsEnneagram Typing Experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram: https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtSvW8LGMCM?si=72c2969bddc34c69

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