Childhood besties, Mason Smajstrla and Meg Kelly, lie down to chat pop-culture trends and interpret your dreams. Join the movement of non-movement! š
Meg and Mason kick things off with a chat about theĀ Super Bowl and Valentineās Day! What are these two single gals up to this year? A whole lot of nothin.
Then, we dive into some crazy Reddit dream stories.Ā The first dream explores desires and disappointment, while the second takes a more whimsical and surreal turnāfeaturing birds flying on broomsticks in space, a dark amalgamation monster, and even a hand-drawn illustration for our YouTube subscribers.
We wrap things up with a special announcementāstick around until the end to hear our exciting news! š
9 Feb 2025
"2025 Is Kicking Me In The Balls."
We kick off the Ep. with a quick life check-in (send some love to your girls y'all). Then, we break down the release of Lady Gagaās brand-new single, āABRACADABRAā šŖāØāsharing our first impressions and the buzz surrounding it. Later, we dive into the hilarious early 2000s mockumentary, Best in Show šš¶āwhich you may be shocked to know MEG HAD NEVER SEEN. Weāre skipping dream interpretations this week (please send us your dreams!!), but we promise to be back on track soon. Until then, enjoy this pop cultureāpacked episode! š
2 Feb 2025
Kendall And Roman Forever
Mason breaks down the latest in pop cultureāfrom Academy Award-nominated bros Jeremy Strong and Kieran Culkinās starkly different responses to their Oscar nods, to Carrie Underwoodās cringey performance in D.C. Then, settle in for a dream deep-dive: Meg shares her nocturnal adventure about rescuing her parentsā sweet Westie Jack mix, Sebastian. Itās a short, relaxed episodeāso grab a blanket, get comfy, and tune in for a cozy chat with Horizontal.
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YouTube views
4,773
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
9 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 61 / 100
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Social presence
0
YouTube
74
Engagement
32
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