So often, eldritch knowledge lies encoded in ancient, innocuous texts. Returning guest Matthew Rangel learns that the hard way, as we discover that EMI/Chrysalis recording artists Go West have laid the most devious of traps in the music video for their breakout 1990 hit single, "The King Of Wishful Thinking".
22 Jan 2025
The Slutty Hokey Pokey
It's part two of The Dead Hour, and things are getting testy. Does the Darve Marthews Band make an appearance? Does Ethan confidently misidentify an Ambrose Bierce story as being by Nathaniel Hawthorne? Do the boys get cancelled no less than ten times in the space of a single episode?!
Find out in this cursed evocation of the weaponized incompetence and utter contempt for their audience of Scott Coleman and Daniel Iske!
8 Jan 2025
A Bloomin' Onion Of Sadness
Episode 5 is a particularly cursed specimen--it's season 1 of Scott Coleman and Daniel Iske's 2010 horror anthology series The Dead Hour, promoted as a spiritual successor to such classics as The Twilight Zone. Guest Ben Goza and I find that to be somewhat misleading.
25 Dec 2024
An Inordinate Amount Of Seminal Fluid
Horse Lawyers host Craig Dickey and a panel of industry experts dissect the 1990 slasher movie Night Killer, revealing the film's enduring impact on the holiday horror genre.
11 Dec 2024
That's A Euthanasia Right There
Craig Sobel discusses the unraveling of his mind amidst a chaotic numerical landscape in this thought-provoking episode of Horse Lawyers.
27 Nov 2024
I Call It "Fury Jelqing"
Horse Lawyers host discusses Night Killer's 1990 giallo-like themes with guest Craig Dickey, revealing the disturbing and complex nature of its impossible angles and recursive geometry.
30 Oct 2024
Fedora Never Changes
There exist things whose existence cannot be reconciled. There are some crimes which blemish not just their perpetrators, but our species as a whole. Do we learn from these mistakes? Or do we normalize depravity, vote it into office, and castrate ourselves in fealty to it?
Um, also, lotsa laffs & yuks in today's episode!
16 Oct 2024
Incel Flatworms Is Your Takeaway Here
Harlan Ellison's collaborator and film critic Matt discusses the problematic themes and authorial intent behind his novel 'A Boy and His Dog'.
18 Sept 2024
It's Not A Slur, But When *You* Say It, It Is
Technical difficulties necessitated some last minute equipment improvisation. Thanks for your patience.
4 Sept 2024
Four George Costanzas
This is part 2 of our coverage of Richard Kelly's 2006 debacle, Southland Tales. A few audio issues with this one, sorry.
21 Aug 2024
A Radicalized Rachel Dolezal
In episode 2, my brother Josh and I tragically sacrifice our lives attempting to piece together the specific sequence of events that led Richard Kelly to follow Donnie f*****g Darko with the atrocity that is Southland Tales. As we lay dying, Josh slightly hastens my expiry by crushing my windpipe, as revenge for the Justin Timberlake Killers musical number.
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7 Aug 2024
No Swimmin' Women or Dragmen!
The thrilling conclusion of SpaceHunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone!
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5 Aug 2024
Week-Old Space Hot Dogs
This is the first episode of Horse Lawyers! Derek and I square off against SpaceHunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, the paradoxically least sexy but also most horny movie explicitly constructed to appeal to children the early 80's produced. Ivan Reitman!!
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