Hot White Heist

About Hot White Heist

Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on Earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians). This groundbreaking, NSFW romp follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know? Laugh your ears off with more A-list comedy at audible.com/soundsfunny Cast: Bowen Yang, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, Brian McCook and more. Produced by Broadway Video

Publisher

Audible Originals

Category

comedy · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

12 Sept 2022

Latest episode

29 Sept 2022

Latest episodes

8 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Bonus: Hit Job Episode 1 - ORIENTATION DAY

   Brynn Morris lands an administrative job at KillCo., but is swept up in a company-wide competition that puts her at odds with her morals. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

2. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Episode 6: Hot White Heist

   The crew has to work together to get into the secret government bunker and escape without getting caught - or worse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

3. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Episode 5: Cartography

   Everybody panics when the Russians discover Judy's betrayal. Who can the team turn to for help? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

4. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Episode 4: Your Idiot

   Judy scrambles to finish the job and the team gets more than they bargained for after their scenic train ride. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

5. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Episode 3: The Train Job

   The team meets at a remote location to go over their plan. Despite their lack of experience, everything goes smoothly... until it doesn’t. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

6. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Episode 2: I'm In

   Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

7. 

   29 Sept 2022

   Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

   The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

8. 

   12 Sept 2022

   Episode 0: Trailer

   Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy (https://art19.com/privacy) and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info (https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info).

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)

4.8 / 5

80 ratings

Spotify

4.4 / 5

119 ratings

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