Ever had a bad dating experience? I've had way more than is socially acceptable. So I've decided to share them all with you in this podcast. Fancy a laugh at my expense? Go on then.
It's a small world, so you probably shouldn't date people if they're friends. Who knew?! We're back with the code names... this week it's british wildlife... so tune in to hear all about my drama with a badger, doormouse and even a squirrel.
9 Apr 2026
Physically sick of dating
Two years since my last ep, and loads of chaotic stories to catch up on!
1 Apr 2024
Inconsistently podcasting, consistently failing at dating
Almost 32 years old now and back again with more dating fails... but this time with some top tips on how to chat up an unsuspecting celebrity in a club with these tried and tested (by me) pick up lines. You are welcome. Disclaimer: They did not work.
4 Sept 2023
Taken home in a riot van
In a shocking turn of events, I've actually been on some dates this year, so here's a recap of those along with an update on all the other things I've been doing with my life over the last few months. Also I got taken home from a date in a riot van...
27 Nov 2022
Cock blocked by my waxing therapist
An update on my year, including every unnecessary, embarrassing detail.There's been a severe lack of dating this year, so instead I talk about holiday disasters, the wax that ruined my chances of shagging the best man at a wedding and accidentally dating someone far too close to home...
28 Dec 2021
Turned twenty nine and apparently "doing fine"
A little Christmas special to make up for neglecting this Podcast over the last year. In this episode I fill you in on the ridiculousness that has been my life over the last few months. And then because I haven't been on any dates recently we throw it back to some Winter Wonderland dating disasters from Christmas' gone by!
8 Mar 2021
AmsterDAMN that's unfortunate
In the final episode of series one I share stories from what I consider to be my most relatable, toxic relationships. And they are of course embarrassing and ridiculous.
13 Feb 2021
Clap for Valentine's
What's the worst text you've ever received from a guy on Valentine's Day? Rest assured mine is probably worse/funnier.Happy Valentine's weekend my fellow singles!
4 Feb 2021
The full Thai experience - treehouses, food poisoning and "NO DIE"
If you don't go to Thailand and almost break your liver drinking buckets, snog strangers on the beach and almost die on a moped then did you even go to Thailand?!
22 Jan 2021
Sixty-nine... And other fond childhood memories
Dens, rats, family holidays and feeding the fishes...Can you relate to any of these stories or did you have a "normal" childhood?
7 Jan 2021
Failing at finding a husband
Whether you're doing a gap yah or having a quarter life crisis, apparently doing a ski season is where you'll meet your future partner. I was definitely the exception to this rule.
15 Dec 2020
Unexpected Sunday Roasts
Everyone loves a Sunday lunch with friends or family. Unless an uninvited guest ends up joining you - Even worse when they're your ex.Has this happened to me once? Nope. Twice.Better hope someone's around to help you do the roasting...Also, another gross first date story because I know you love them so much and apparently I can't be normal around men.
30 Nov 2020
Imaginary boyfriends
There may or may not have been times in my single life where I have convinced others (and myself) that I have had a boyfriend. I also share my most embarrassing first date story.
15 Nov 2020
Finding foreign bodies in your bum
My favourite, gross story.
3 Nov 2020
Zoom zoom zoom, I want you in my room
This episode is all about my failed attempts at finding lockdown love. And with another lockdown just around the corner - have I learnt anything from all the previous dating shockers and red flags? Doubt it.
27 Oct 2020
Failed one night stands
Ever had a bad dating experience? I've had way more than is socially acceptable. So I've decided to share them all with you in this podcast..Fancy a laugh at my expense? Go on then. Instagram (purely for stalking purposes): @philippacrabb
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