How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Hosted by Danielle and Kristine and Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel · Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
4.9from 381 ratings
- 272
- Episodes
- 130
- Transcribed
- 381
- Ratings
- Weekly
- Cadence
- 2021
- First episode
About How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.
- Publisher
- Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
- Category
- comedy · society & culture
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 21 Sept 2021
- Latest episode
- 20 Oct 2026
Latest episodes
130 of 272 episodes have a transcript.
20 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
How To Survive Crabs! (w/ Griffin Kelly)
13 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
How To Survive Sun Bakes & Earthquakes (w/ Lisa Arch)
6 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
How To Survive Leggy Centipedes & Armed Robbery (W/ Andy Kindler)
Inside a recent episode
How To Survive Crabs! (w/ Griffin Kelly)
Published 20 Oct 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] So you're basically poisoning them. Um, guess what the most common oral medication is for this? I don't, you want me to actually guess? Sure. Something you've heard of. Valtrex? Nope. Um. Ivermectin. No way. You know, the thing that also kills, uh, coronavirus. No way. Yep. Um, because there's also a topical cream. um and there's a prescription shampoo what is ivermectin actually i mean i know it's for this but like what is what is it most i thought it was something yes okay i thought that's what something to do with horses okay treatment for the eyelashes and eyebrows you can't use the same treatment um it may be possible to remove nits or lice with a comb of your fingers however if this doesn't work your provider will prescribe an ointment that's safe to near use near eyes lord If you're pregnant or breastfeeding, talk to your health care provider before using any lice treatment. […]
Read the full transcript with a Pod Engine plan.
See plansWho has been a guest on How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.
- Griffin Kelly
- Lisa Arch
- Andy Kindler
- Jason Salmon
- Matt LeGrande
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.9 / 5
- 304 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.7 / 5
- 77 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 74 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 92
- Social presence
- 94
- YouTube
- 0
- Engagement
- 95
Contact How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
- Guest appearances
- Books guests
Based on episode analysis; this does not confirm that the show is currently accepting guests.
Shows with a similar audience
Questions about How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Who hosts How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine?
Danielle and Kristine and Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel host the show. Published by Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel.
How often do new episodes come out?
The show publishes weekly, based on its RSS feed.
Does How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine take guests?
Yes. Guests have been identified in episode analyses.
Where can I read transcripts?
130 of 272 episodes have a transcript on Pod Engine. Full transcripts are available with a Pod Engine plan.
Host of How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine?
Claim your podcast to manage its listing and keep your show details accurate.
Pod Engine is an independent podcast discovery and analytics service and is not affiliated with or endorsed by this podcast. Artwork and show content belong to their owners. Full legal notice.
Explore this show
Podcast research with Pod Engine