How Ya Dyin'?

About How Ya Dyin'?

"How Ya Dyin'?" is a Dark Comedy Audio Fiction Anthology Series intended for a mature audience. A caricature of the concept of death itself, the series takes place in a world in which more than ninety percent of the earth's population is born with an unavoidable expiration date. As one may expect, these dates have had a myriad of effects on aspects of life ranging from the economy to entertainment.

Publisher

Paul DiSalvo

Category

fiction · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

18 Sept 2019

Latest episode

31 Aug 2020

Latest episodes

12 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   31 Aug 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Ten: The Cube - Part Two

   Part Two of How' Ya Dyin'?'s Season One Finale is here! Voice actress, Sydney Memoro contemplates the ramifications of what she has learned and how this knowledge can be applied. Cast: Sam Svensson as the Narrator Shanna Shotwell As Sydney Memoro Paul DiSalvo as Jaime Rondina Noah Psilopolous as Marty Joe Rossano as WWMMAGA Promotor Steven DiSalvo as Bryce Taverna and Biff Bistro Additional Voices by Joe Marcotte and Paul DiSalvo Sound Credits Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Flamingosis - Feelings of Sentimentality Due To Getting Curved Flamingosis - Get Yourself Together Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds

2. 

   27 Jul 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Nine: The Cube - Part One

   Part One of How' Ya Dyin'?'s Season One Finale is here! Voice actress, Sydney Memoro is enlightened by her director and producer, Jaime Rondina. Credits: Written and produced by Paul DiSalvo Voice Cast: Shanna Shotwell as Sydney Memoro Sam Svensson as The Narrator Paul DiSalvo as Jaime Rondina Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - That's Cold Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Flamingosis - A Mile High zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Excessive Violence Explicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

3. 

   28 Jun 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Eight: In The Beginning

   Let us harken back to the olden past that is 2007. Since the mid-'80s human beings have been born with mysterious dates on their skin, though nobody knows what they mean. One such individual is Lydia Monroe, whose date is quickly approaching. Written by Shanna Shotwell and Paul DiSalvo Produced by Paul DiSalvo Voice Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Salem Georgousis as Lydia Marissa Busby as Evelyn Adam Hirsch as Levi and Nameless Construction Worker #15 Sarah Atta as Jan Steven DiSalvo as Bob and Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing Flamingosis - Long Distance Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved Flamingosis - Another Time Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Excessive Violence Explicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

4. 

   24 May 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Seven: The International Museum of Dead and Defunct Communication

   In the year 2512, Guinevere Freeman works in The International Museum of Dead and Defunct Communication and human beings no longer are required to speak with each other. All is happy. All is good. Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Steven DiSalvo as Holographic Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not like the others Flamingosis - Airplane mode Flamingosis - Never felt a feeling like this Flamingosis - Last Stop Flamingosis - Another time zapsplat.com - additional sounds How Ya Dyin'? is written and produced by Paul DiSalvo. Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Excessive Violence Explicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

5. 

   26 Apr 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Mini-Episode One: The War of Togetherness

   With the world on the brink of the largest expiration influx of all time, revered world leaders have an economically beneficial solution! Credits: Written and Produced by Paul DiSalvo Voices: Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Additional Sounds - Zapsplat.com Content Notes: This series includes an excessive amount of death and violence. How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

6. 

   22 Mar 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald Behold Bertram Fitzgerald. A man with no apparent expiration date whose fate is not what it seems. Voice Credits Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Lucas Grondin as Bertam Fitzgerald Steven Disalvo as Biff Bistro. Additional voices by Cat Van Buren and Paul DiSalvo. Sound Credits Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ into Fantasy Flamingosis - That’s Cold Flamingosis - Ohhh Baby Flamingosis - A Mile High Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing Flamingosis - Airplane mode Additional Sounds - Zapsplat.com This episode was written and produced by Paul DiSalvo

7. 

   26 Jan 2020

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Five: The Final Bout of Brett Butcher

   This Sunday night: Former WWMMAGA Champion Brett "The Big Boy" Baker takes on Rodrigo "Spicy Mustard" Johnson in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere, "Gladiatorial Annihilation Match!" Seeing that both of these fighters' expiration dates are set to occur on the day of their fight, this will truly be a fight like no other! Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the narrator Joe Marcotte as Brett Butcher David Perez as Adam Short Aaron Cooper as Rodrigo Johnson Steven Disalvo as Biff Bistro Joe Rossano as Doug Kennedy, WWMMAGA Booker Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - Return of the Love Jones Flamingosis - Brunch at the Bodega Flamingosis - Jet Skis & Hennessy Flamingosis - Another Time zapsplat.com - Addition sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Excessive Violence Explicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

8. 

   22 Dec 2019

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Four: The Night Before Biffmas

   Behold Gabe McCoy. A young vigilante who shall be attempting to be a force for justice on the jolliest of holidays: Biffmas Eve. Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Will Marcotte as Gabe McCoy Noah Psilopoulos as Marty Paul DiSalvo as Gabe’s Monologue, Vince, and Additional Voices Adam Hirsch as Ambiguous Officer Ryan Belanger as Aggressive Driver and additional voices Cat Van Buren - Additional Voices Melanie Watanabe - Additional Voices Joe Marcotte - Additional Voices Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - Want Me (Need Me) Flamingosis - Flight of the Flamingo Flamingosis - Long Distance Flamingosis - Flute Salad Flamingosis - Never Felt a Feeling Like This. Steven DiSalvo - O Tannenbaum Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Violence Suicide Explicit Language

9. 

   24 Nov 2019

   How Ya Dyin'? Episode Three: What We Talk About When We Talk About Neptune

   Episode three is here! However, this esteemed crew has been chosen for this voyage due to a reason besides qualifications.Behold, the crew of the US Amphitrite, the first individuals sent on a manned trip to Neptune. However, this esteemed crew has been chosen for this voyage due to a reason besides qualifications. Cast: Adam Hirsh as Steven Williamson Cat Van Buren as Rebecca Everett Kevin Reidy as Thomas Ramone Melanie Watanabe as Carla Deet Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro and Jun Franklin Steve Chelmsford as Inter-Co Boss Additional Voices by Paul DiSalvo Sound Credits Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - Return of The Love Jones Flamingosis - Make Me Late For Breakfast Flamingosis - You Were Meant for Me Flamingosis - Guilty Pleasure Flamingosis - Another Time zapsplat.com - additional sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds Content Notes This episode contains the following: Explicit Language Sexual Themes Suicide Drug Use How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

10. 

    19 Oct 2019

    How Ya Dyin'? Episode Two: Moyen et le Bonheur Sans Fin

    Behold Hannibal Stewart. A man who is guaranteed a notably long life. However, while his lifespan is predetermined, nothing could ensure the quality of his existence. Join us a Hannibal spends his morning alongside his father, Wesley, who is slated to expire in mere hours. Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro David Perez as Hannibal Stewart Ryan Belanger as Wesley Stewart Additional voices by Will Marcotte, Adam Hirsch, and Paul DiSalvo Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Another Time Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into Fantasy Saint Pepsi - Around Additional music available within the public domain zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds

11. 

    22 Sept 2019

    How Ya Dyin'? Episode One: Happy Endings

    The first episode of How Ya Dyin'? has arrived! In the world driven by human expiration dates, the dateless James Hunt works a respectable blue-collar job at "Happy Endings: Death Dealing Specialists." Voice Cast: Shanna Shotwell as The Narrator Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro Jared Carlson as James Hunt Dee Parenteau as Stella Clemont Joe Rossano as Mr. Clemont Noah Psilopoulos as Marty Paul DiSalvo as Vince Additional Voices by Cat Van Buren, Melanie Watanabe, Ben Grossman, and Joe Marcotte Music and Sound Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into Fantasy Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved Flamingosis - Casanova Flamingosis And Sunset Park Daniel Simon - Additional Sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds Alexander Tram - Additional Sounds Mike DiAngelo - Additional Sounds zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Explicit Language Stalking Disembowelment Assisted Suicide Mass Deaths Falling from Heights How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

12. 

    18 Sept 2019

    How Ya Dyin'? Preview

    We're happy to unveil the preview to our new dark comedy audio fiction series: How Ya Dyin'? In a world in which over ninety percent of the population is born with a binding expiration date, society and culture have reshaped themselves around their relationships with death. Credits: Written and Produced by Paul DiSalvo Voices: Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro and Griff Bustro Cat Van Buren as Happy Endings Woman Melanie Watanabe as Little Tommy Abbey Kidder as Reporter Music and Sound Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Sunset Park zapsplat.com - Additional sounds Content Notes: This series includes an excessive amount of death and violence.

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