Wondering what to do with your arms? Us too. Learn what to do with all your extremities. Figure out the hidden meanings of haircuts. Understand the truth about pants. Take a deep dive into the esoteric science of being human, with us as your guide. Be guided in your human ways with Human Guides.
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14 Oct 2019
Human Guides 13: Work (The Search)
Hurry up and clock in! Human Guides begins its discussion on work, labor, and the true meaning of misery. Karens everywhere beware. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.
1 Oct 2019
Human Guides 12: Dog Chocolate
Human Guides returns with the finest parable about one of the greatest bands to ever play a local county fair by accident. Get your corn dogs ready. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.
4 Apr 2019
Human Guides 11: The Bureau
For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.
6 Mar 2019
Human Guides 10: Goodbye
Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.
27 Feb 2019
Human Guides 9: Compliments
Peter covers the varied rules and regulations around delivering compliments. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Hey, nice pencil.
14 Feb 2019
Human Guides 8: Greetings
Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.
30 Jan 2019
Human Guides 7: Sandwiches
Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.
23 Jan 2019
Human Guides 6: Ancient History – War
Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.
16 Jan 2019
Human Guides 5: Ancient History – Spoons
Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.
9 Jan 2019
Human Guides 4: Ancient History – Soup
Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.
2 Jan 2019
Human Guides 3: Animals and Chickens
Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.
26 Dec 2018
Human Guides 2: Listeners
Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.
19 Dec 2018
Human Guides 1: Clothes
Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.
12 Dec 2018
Human Guides 0: Words
Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.
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