I CAN FIX YOUR MOVIE: Fixing Hollywood One Film at a Time.
Welcome to the official podcast platform of I Can Fix Your Movie, the show where storytelling meets sharp analysis and no film is beyond redemption. We take a deep dive into movies that almost worked—cult classics, box office bombs, and everything in between—and reveal how a few key changes could’ve made them unforgettable.
Hosted by passionate screenwriters, film buffs, and unapologetic fixers, our episodes blend humor, insight, and storytelling to dissect what went wrong—and how to make it right. Whether you're a casual moviegoer or a hardcore cinephile, you'll never watch a "bad" movie the same way again.
We don't hate your movies we just know how to fix them.
Episode 40: Jumper
What if you could teleport anywhere in the world whenever you wanted? Sounds awesome, right? Now what if a secret ancient order, and Samuel L. Jackson with a very personal grudge all wanted to kill you? Suddenly that free vacation to Paris feels a little less relaxing.
This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we’re jumping headfirst into Jumper, the 2008 sci-fi adventure starring Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson, and Samuel L. Jackson. We’re talking teleportation, globe-trotting, conveniently unexplained superpowers, villains who apparently have unlimited frequent-flyer miles, and a movie that introduces one of the coolest superpowers imaginable… before doing surprisingly little with it.
So grab your imaginary teleportation coordinates, avoid the Paladins, and join us as we figure out how to take Jumper from “Hey, this is a pretty cool idea” to “Okay, NOW make the movie about that cool idea.”
Because when you can teleport anywhere in the world, there’s no excuse for taking the long way around to a better story.
30 Sept 2026
True Memoirs of an International Assassin
PISODE 39: TRUE MEMOIRS OF AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN
What happens when you write a completely fictional book about an elite international assassin… and the entire world decides, “Yep. This guy definitely kills people for a living”?
Meet Sam Larson: struggling novelist, professional nobody, and—according to everyone who reads his book—one of the most feared assassins on the planet. Unfortunately for Sam, his greatest weapon isn’t a gun, a knife, or a cunning escape plan. It’s creative writing.
After his “fictional” book is published as a true story, Sam is kidnapped, dragged into an actual international conspiracy, and suddenly expected to live up to a résumé he completely made up. Turns out writing about international espionage is a lot easier when nobody is actually shooting at you.
In Episode 39 of I Can Fix Your Movie, we take aim at True Memoirs of an International Assassin and ask the important questions: Why does everyone think this guy is Jason Bourne? How long can you survive when your entire skill set comes from your imagination? Grab your fake passport, imaginary credentials, and absolutely zero combat experience.
We’re fixing this movie.
23 Sept 2026
I Am Number Four
Episode 38: I Am Number Four
This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we take on I Am Number Four—a movie with superpowered aliens, evil assassins, teenage romance, and a dog who arguably has more personality than half the cast. We’ll break down what went wrong and come up with some clever fixes to turn this forgettable sci-fi adventure into the franchise starter it desperately wanted to be. Or maybe the real superpower was the movie’s ability to make a potentially awesome alien franchise feel like a CW pilot with a bigger budget.
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