I Have No Process

About I Have No Process

My name is Nicholas England. I tell stories. This is listener funded content. There are no ad breaks. No interruptions from corporate affiliates. And there never will be. If you enjoy what you discover here, consider signing up on Patreon at I Have No Process (https://www.patreon.com/IHaveNoProcess).

Publisher

Nicholas England

Category

arts · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

10 Sept 2024

Latest episode

5 Jun 2025

Latest episodes

12 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   5 Jun 2025

   "No Voice" // Episode Three

   This episode explores the concept of living without a voice or purpose, prompting listeners to consider their own direction.

2. 

   29 May 2025

   "No Voice" // Episode Two

   This episode explores the concept of avoiding direct confrontation and instead focusing on skillful maneuvering.

3. 

   22 May 2025

   "No Voice" // Episode One

   The belly of a horrible engine. Black elephant smiles. One oozing death birth. Within this symphony of horrors, which are real and which are merely fantasy? Either way, this conscious flesh of ours is quite peculiar. SERIOUS CONTENT WARNING: Graphic depictions of various bodies in distress. Neither for the faint of heart, nor for the prepubescent.

4. 

   24 Apr 2025

   "Some Idle Sap" / "Daylight"

   Two pieces. One of prose. One of poetry. A solitary lark.

5. 

   10 Sept 2024

   "71" // Episode Eight

   The five best bottles of wine in the house. Another two-run game. The final poem.

6. 

   10 Sept 2024

   "71" // Episode Seven

   The shade of the entryway. The one thing that circumvents every defense. How common of an occurrence. My little girl.

7. 

   10 Sept 2024

   "71" // Episode Six

   Take out the compost.

8. 

   10 Sept 2024

   "71" // Episode Five

   Wash your bowl.

9. 

   10 Sept 2024

   "71" // Episode Four

   Quality of life. Acknowledging the existence of palliative care. A big party. A pillow.

10. 

    10 Sept 2024

    "71" // Episode Three

    17 seconds. 11 home runs. A lifetime contract. The hopes of thousands.

11. 

    10 Sept 2024

    "71" // Episode Two

    Time to go downstairs.

12. 

    10 Sept 2024

    "71" // Episode One

    Wireless bras. Riparian cave systems. St. Augustine. A biopsy. And some novel means by which to decompress.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

3 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 18 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

22

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

32

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