I'd Watch That

About I'd Watch That

The film industry had its chance. Now Geoff and Rick are fixing it. Welcome to “I’d Watch That!” Guided by the audience and a random roll of the dice, Rick and Geoff create movie magic in real time. All you have to do is listen, enjoy, and ask yourself if I'd Watch That?

Publisher

BIG Words Media

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

2 Jul 2026

Latest episode

8 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

16 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   8 Oct 2026

   Episode 15: Two Pens, No Ink

   Welcome back to another episode of I'd Watch That. This week the guys are given a doozy of genre, another impossible title, and have to fit in random celebrities to make a movie you'd watch! Title: Two Pens, No Ink Genre: Teen Drama Starring: Guy Pearce · Matt Damon · Emily Deschanel Some stories take a lifetime to write. Bella is a teenager just trying to find her place. At school, with her friends, and at home with her two dads that adopted her (Matt Damon and Guy Pearce). But when she discovers her dads can't conceive naturally and are desperate for another child, Bella's world is turned upside down. Suddenly navigating family drama, a school big sister scheme she never signed up for, and more teen angst than she can handle, Bella finds herself running, searching for answers she doesn't yet know how to ask for. Let us know if you'd Watch That at idwatchthis@gmail.com or on our social media Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61590004907592) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/idwatchthat_/?hl=en)

2. 

   1 Oct 2026

   Episode 14: FOX OF ILLUSION

   FOX OF ILLUSION: A Disaster ComedyStarring: Jenna Ortega · Hilary Duff · Mackenzie Crook · Sting (all playing themselves) With Ian McShane as The Captain and Naomi Watts as First Mate. When Sting books the luxury cruise ship Fox of Illusion for an exclusive concert at sea, it should be the voyage of a lifetime. But somewhere below deck, someone has very different plans.Hilary Duff, former pop star, lifelong grudge-holder, has secretly stowed away aboard the vessel with one mission: make sure the show never goes on. She's sabotaged the lifeboats, she's tampered with the navigation, and she's doing it all with a smile. As the ship sails blind through a wall of thick fog toward hidden rocks, it falls to the no-nonsense Captain (Ian McShane) and his beleaguered first mate (Naomi Watts) to keep order among an increasingly panicked celebrity passenger list. Meanwhile, Jenna Ortega is making everyone's lives considerably worse, treating the unfolding catastrophe as a personal inconvenience and the crew as her own staff. Mackenzie Crook is already off the ship. Refused entry at the gangway and absolutely furious about it and Sting… well, Sting is still trying to finish the set. Part Titanic, part Scooby-Doo, entirely unhinged. Fox of Illusion is the disaster movie nobody asked for and everyone deserves. Let us know if You Would Watch That?

3. 

   24 Sept 2026

   Episode 13: Go Small and Go Home

   GENRE: Cat and Mouse CAST: Billie Piper, Christian Serratos, Jon Bernthal, Jeremy Irons, Bill Murray Some jobs are too small to notice. Some mistakes are too big to survive. Go Small and Go Home Jolene (Billie Piper) and Beth (Christian Serratos) had one simple rule: don't get greedy. Two sharp, streetwise women with nothing to lose and everything to gain, they devised the perfect plan. Hit five safety deposit boxes in one quietly mafia-owned bank, pocket enough to disappear forever, and never look back. No fuss. No headlines. No bodies. Go small, and go home. But buried among the cash and jewels was something they weren't supposed to find. A document. A secret. The kind that makes powerful men very, very nervous  and very, very dangerous. Now, two rival crime families, the imperiously composed Sid (Jeremy Irons) and the deceptively affable Mr. Kakishaki (Bill Murray)  have set aside their long-running war for one unified purpose: getting it back. And they've dispatched the one man who always gets the job done. Detective Somersby (Jon Bernthal) isn't a cop. He isn't exactly CIA either; though he carries a badge that says otherwise. He's a fixer. A ghost. A man who leaves no witnesses, no loose ends, and no forwarding address. He moves through towns like a slow-burning fuse, calm as Sunday morning right up until the moment everything explodes. Every diner owner, every motel clerk, every gas station attendant who so much as glances in the wrong direction… won't be glancing at anything ever again. Jolene and Beth don't know who he is. They don't know what they have. And they are running out of road. Pursued across faded motels, abandoned buildings, and blood-soaked backroads, with two crime families closing in from one side and a relentless, dead-eyed phantom on the other, the pair must figure out not just how to survive, but why everyone is so desperate to stop them. Because some secrets are worth more than money. And some men can't be bargained with, can't be charmed, and absolutely cannot be stopped.

4. 

   17 Sept 2026

   Episode 12: Scamper to Safety

   Welcome back to the prime time movie show where anything is possible, as long as you think long enough. This week the guys have all the ingredients to make a great film, but do they have imagination to build it? Scamper to Safety Genre: Fantasy Starring: Amy Poehler · Tommy Lee Jones Deep beneath the enchanted realm of Jammerbob, the Womagobs have lived in secret for centuries. Small, magical, cute, furry and hidden from the world above. When young Emily Womagob (voiced by Amy Poehler) discovers her mother is gravely ill, she sets out on a desperate quest to find the rare healing ingredients that could save her life. But Emily was never meant to stray far from home, and the world beyond Jammerbob holds dangers no Womagob has ever faced. Captured mid-journey by a cunning and ruthless showman (Tommy Lee Jones), a failed man who found power by dragging magical creatures into the real world for profit, Emily is hauled through a portal and into the fog-drenched streets of 1920s London, where she becomes the star attraction of his travelling circus of mythical creatures. Lost in a world that was never meant to know she exists, Emily must find her courage, outsmart her captor, and find a way back to Jammerbob before her mother runs out of time. Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is scamper. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠ (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61590004907592) ⁠⁠Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/idwatchthat_/?hl=en)

5. 

   10 Sept 2026

   Where Giants Whisper

   Welcome back to the prime time movie show where anything is possible, as long as you think long enough. This week the guys have all the ingredients to make a great film, but do they have imagination to build it? Would you watch this? Where Giants Whisper Genre: Drama Starring: Idris Elba · Martin Freeman · Naomi Harris · Evan Rachel Wood In the glass towers of London, power is never spoken aloud, it is whispered. Two corporate empires. Two families bound by ambition, secrets, and a rivalry that runs deeper than business. When Idris Elba and Naomi Harris find their dominance threatened by the calculated rise of Martin Freeman and Evan Rachel Wood, loyalties begin to fracture and alliances are forged in the shadows. But when a forbidden affair ignites between two people on opposite sides of the war, the fallout could detonate everything, and the most devastating betrayal won't come from an enemy. It will come from within. "Where Giants Whisper"  Because the most powerful people in the room never need to raise their voice. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com ⁠Facebook⁠ (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61590004907592) ⁠Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/idwatchthat_/?hl=en)

6. 

   3 Sept 2026

   Episode 10: Dogs Can't Speak Work

   In this episode Rick and Geoff make the most of a difficult situation, making an adventure movie using the title "Dogs Can't Speak Words with no fewer than SIX cast members. Listen to find out how the boys made it work and tell them if you'd watch that! Dogs Can't Speak Words "Some legends are worth digging up." Genre: Adventure / Family Comedy Cast: Zendaya, Boyd Holbrook, Keanu Reeves, Salma Hayek, Michael Keaton, Olivier Richters When an ancient Tibetan legend speaks of treasure buried by generations of loyal dogs, most dismiss it as folklore. But for Zendaya and her boyfriend Chad (Boyd Holbrook), it's the adventure of a lifetime, until they vanish into the mountains without a trace. Enter Geoff Hayek (Keanu Reeves), a mild-mannered academic who'd rather teach history than live it, and his wife Tiana Reeves (Salma Hayek), a successful adventure novelist whose stories are far more real than anyone suspects. When they receive a cryptic postcard from their daughter Sarah (Zendaya) alongside a photo of her with Chad, the son of notorious treasure hunter Shane Derrickson (Michael Keaton), they realize she's in grave danger. Racing against time, Geoff and Tiana journey to Tibet during the annual Dog Festival, where locals still celebrate the legendary canines. Following clues that lead them through bustling markets, treacherous mountain paths, and encounters with eccentric villagers, they discover that Sarah is being shadowed by Derrickson's towering henchman Dwayne (Olivier Richters), a seven-foot two giant whose attempts at stealth are hilariously unsuccessful. As Salma's hidden skills as an adventurer are revealed (much to Geoff's bewilderment), the couple discovers that the legend is real: generations of dogs have been trained to bury treasure in a hidden cavern, accessible only through a quicksand entrance that's claimed many seekers. Inside, they find Sarah (Zendaya) and Chad trapped in a glittering cave filled with gems, gold, and an unfortunate amount of canine waste guarded by dozens of devoted dogs still fulfilling their ancient duty. But Derrickson won't let a little sparkly dog mess stand between him and fortune. In a climactic showdown filled with backflips, roundhouse kicks, bumbling henchmen, and one very unexpected hero moment from Geoff, the family must outwit the villain and decide the treasure's true fate, all while the loyal dogs watch with tilted heads and wagging tails. Don't forget to follow the socials and give your film ideas, or email us your thoughts: idwatchthis@gmail.com Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/idwatchthat_/?hl=en) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61590004907592) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYjdLLfCAw&t=69s)

7. 

   27 Aug 2026

   Episode 9: Two Live, One Goodbye

   Genre: Post-Apocalyptic Drama Lead Actor: Elizabeth Debicki In a world stripped bare by environmental collapse, a woman and her daughter survive alone until roving gangs tear through her makeshift homestead and kidnap her young daughter, Chloe. Shot and left bleeding, Mama cauterises her own wound and loses a precious day. But she will not stop. She cannot stop. What follows is a brutal arithmetic of survival. In this wasteland, time is the only currency that matters, and Mama will pay any price. Three weeks of hard labour buys a name. A month of back-breaking work earns a direction. Two years tending fields purchases the whisper of a yellow neckerchief seen heading east. Every lead, every scrap of hope, every moment of safety must be bought with the one thing she can never reclaim: time. She bargains away weeks. Then months. Then years. Each transaction pulls her closer to Chloe's trail, but further from the mother Chloe once knew. Mama's hands grow calloused. Her hair turns gray. Her body bears the scars of a thousand compromises. Some people offer fair trades. Others exploit her desperation. One nearly sells her into captivity. But she survives. She endures. She pays. The cruel irony gnaws at her with every passing season: the closer she gets to finding her daughter, the more of herself she loses along the way. How much time can you trade before you become unrecognizable? How many years can you sacrifice before the person you're searching for has grown into someone you've never met? And when Mama finally reaches the end of her search, when the last payment comes due, she must face the ultimate question: Was every day, every month, every year worth it? Two Lives, One Goodbye is a devastating meditation on the weight of impossible choices, the cost of unconditional love, and the transactions we make when time is all we have left to give. A film about sacrifice measured in sunsets. About devotion paid in decades. About a mother who spent a lifetime buying her way back to a single moment, and the heart-breaking price of finally arriving. Enjoy this Oscar-bait-worthy episode and don't forget to subscribe to the show and our social media, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com ⁠Facebook⁠ (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61590004907592) ⁠Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/idwatchthat_/?hl=en)

8. 

   20 Aug 2026

   Episode 8: Iron Vengeance

   Iron Vengeance Genre: Action Cast: Robert De Niro, Austin Butler When the earth swallows his brother alive, Max Iron will dig through hell itself for vengeance. Max Iron is just another miner scraping by in a forgotten Appalachian mining town until corporate greed and ignored safety regulations cause a catastrophic collapse that kills his brother and twenty other men. Promised compensation never comes. The mine owner, ruthless mobster Tony Fanopoli (Robert De Niro), offers Max a devil's bargain: join his operation, and his brother's family gets fifty grand. What Fanopoli doesn't know is that Max (Austin Butler) is no ordinary miner. A former Navy SEAL with lethal hand-to-hand combat skills, Max accepts the deal, but not for the money. Armed with an iron knuckle duster forged from the very mine that killed his brother, Max infiltrates Fanopoli's criminal empire, uncovering a vast underground network of drug smuggling and money laundering that spans state lines. Betrayal runs deeper than any mine shaft. When Max discovers that his own brother was complicit in the operation and that Fanopoli's promises were lies he unleashes a one-man war of explosive vengeance. But the real puppet master may be closer to home than he ever imagined. In a world built on lies and buried secrets, only one thing is certain: Iron Vengeance cannot be stopped. Featuring explosive action sequences, martial arts mayhem, and a kill count that would make Rambo proud, Iron Vengeance is the ultimate 80s-style action thriller with franchise potential stretching from coast to coast. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share, but most importantly, would you watch that? idwatchthis@gmail.com Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61590004907592) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/idwatchthat_/?hl=en)

9. 

   13 Aug 2026

   Episode 7: Wax This

   Genre: Sci-Fi Comedy Starring: Gillian Anderson, Anna Kendrick Somewhere on the scruffy, forgotten outskirts of a planet that's seen better millennia, Sally Carwasher (Gillian Anderson) and her daughter Jesse (Anna Kendrick) run the galaxy's most unremarkable flying car wash. The robots do the waxing. They make the coffee. Occasionally they wave. The customers? Now that's a different story. On any given Tuesday you might serve a seven-limbed bog creature paying in fermented moon slugs, a nervous android on his way to a first date, three sentient fog banks sharing a hatchback, or a time traveller who's technically already been here twice. Sally and Jesse greet them all with the same mild enthusiasm. Meanwhile, in the background and really it's fine, don't worry about it, a full-scale intergalactic war appears to be breaking out on the horizon. There's what looks like an alien invasion two sectors over. A starship just exploded. Fairly spectacularly, actually. Sally refills the coffee. Still, good for business right? The only real threat to the car wash operation is Colonel RebelKillerson, a slick, greasy, gloriously self-important operator with a very shiny uniform and designs on taking over the wash. He is, in Jesse's words, "a lot". What Jesse doesn't know is that this place means something far deeper to her mother. a secret tied to the death of Sally's father, lost long ago in a car waxing incident that changed everything, and that Sally has never once spoken about. Wax This is the story of two women, one broom, an inexhaustible pot of terrible coffee, and a universe that simply cannot stop being dramatic around them. The universe is ending. The cars still need waxing. Find out how Rick and Geoff get to this point, the link to listen is in the comments! And remember, May the Force live long and prosper.

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    6 Aug 2026

    Episode 6: The Exhausting Haunting

    Genre: Psychological Horror Starring: David Duchovny, Billy Bob Thornton, Stephen Graham, Michelle Yeoh, Charlize Theron Sleep is survival. Stay awake, or become the next victim. Deep in an isolated research facility, a controversial program offers violent convicts with severe insomnia an alternative to prison: participate in groundbreaking sleep behavior research in exchange for reduced sentences. But something sinister haunts the halls of this institution, a malevolent presence that strikes only when its victims close their eyes. When journalist Dirk Jessup (David Duchovny) arrives to write a puff piece about the facility's rehabilitation efforts, he uncovers a disturbing pattern: inmates transferred here rarely return to prison. As he digs deeper, he discovers that Dr. Higgins (Billy Bob Thornton), the facility's washed-out director, has been turning a blind eye to the deaths for years, drowning his guilt in whiskey and cigarettes while the body count rises. Among the facility's newest inmates are two insomniacs (Stephen Graham and Charlize Theron) who begin to notice what others cannot: a supernatural force that manifests as their darkest fears and past victims. As experimental psychedelic drugs blur the line between reality and hallucination, they must stay vigilant alongside Betty (Michelle Yeoh), a long-term patient whose medicated ravings may hold the key to survival. But in a place where sleep deprivation meets psychological warfare, and where the haunting might be nothing more than drug-induced psychosis, one question remains: What's real, and what's in their minds? The Exhausting Haunting is a relentless descent into paranoia and terror that will keep you awake long after the credits roll. In this facility, the only way to survive is to never let your guard down because the moment you drift off, it's already too late. "A horror film that doesn't let you catch your breath, or close your eyes."

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    30 Jul 2026

    Episode 5: The Cipher

    The Cipher Actors: Jason Statham, Kate Beckinsale Every treasure hunter knows the legend. Only one man knows the truth. The quietest man in town simply calls himself The Piano Player. Every evening he sits behind the battered saloon piano, filling the room with haunting Western renditions of songs that seem strangely ahead of their time. By day, he's whatever the town needs, a stable hand, carpenter, bartender, blacksmith, even an undertaker when death comes calling. Nobody realises he was once one of the deadliest soldiers the territory ever produced. More importantly... nobody knows he possesses the final piece of a map leading to the greatest hidden fortune in the West. When a mysterious woman known only as Cipher arrives, she isn't searching for fortune, she's hunting the ruthless man who claimed the map before her and destroyed everything she loved. To catch him, she must convince the piano player to reveal the clues once more and follow the trail into a deadly game of revenge. From brutal saloon fights and a spectacular battle aboard a speeding train to a breath taking underwater cave hiding the treasure's final secret, The Cipher is a gripping Western adventure where every clue has a cost, every stranger has a secret, and revenge may prove more valuable than gold.

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    23 Jul 2026

    Episode 4: UnderToe

    Title: UnderToe Genre: Romantic Drama Actors: Daniel Radcliffe, Selena Gomez, Benedict Cumberbatch Brilliant but painfully introverted scientist Daniel Radcliffe has dedicated his life to one impossible goal: finding a cure for the terminal illness slowly killing the only family he has left—his older brother, played by Benedict Cumberbatch. Outside the laboratory, however, he's hopeless. Social interaction feels like an equation he'll never solve, and every blind date arranged by his well-meaning brother ends in awkward disaster. Across the city, Selena Gomez runs The UnderToe, a warm, bustling restaurant tucked away beneath the shadow of an elevated highway. Independent, witty, and quietly content with her life, she isn't searching for love—but she hasn't given up on the possibility either. As Daniel Radcliffe's disastrous dates repeatedly bring him to her restaurant, Selena Gomez begins offering gentle observations about why every encounter falls apart. What starts as practical advice slowly becomes friendship, then something far deeper. Through shared conversations, humour, and vulnerability, Daniel Radcliffe discovers that understanding people is every bit as complicated—and rewarding—as understanding science. While their relationship blossoms, the pressure inside Daniel Radcliffe's laboratory intensifies. His experimental treatment reaches its first human trial, forcing him to confront the impossible choice between scientific ambition and personal hope. When tragedy strikes, he must decide whether to retreat into the certainty of his work or embrace the messy, unpredictable world that Selena Gomez has shown him. UnderToe is a heartfelt romantic drama about grief, connection, and the unexpected places where love can be found. Blending quiet humour with emotional depth, it explores how the strongest forces in life—love, loss, and hope—can pull us under before teaching us how to rise again.

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    16 Jul 2026

    Episode 3: Bored Already

    Bored Already Comedy Starring: Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Ken Jeong, Conor McGregor, Kelly Reilly and Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Retirement was supposed to be the adventure of a lifetime. When two ageing brothers, Tony (Patrick Stewart) and Edison (Harrison Ford), reluctantly join a luxury coach tour through the breathtaking Scottish Highlands, they're promised ancient castles, spectacular scenery and the trip of a lifetime. Instead, they find themselves trapped on an increasingly tedious journey led by Seamus (Conor McGregor), an overconfident Irish tour guide and coach driver, whose facts are questionable, his temper is short, and whose itinerary somehow gets worse with every stop. Sharing the coach are Claire (Phoebe Waller-Bridge), a relentlessly driven businesswoman who can't switch off; Margaret (Kelly Reilly), a free-spirited wellness enthusiast determined to help everyone discover their "true energy"; and (Ken Jeong), a quiet traveller whose seemingly random observations become unexpectedly profound. As boredom turns to frustration, petty disagreements spiral into full-blown chaos. But when Seamus is revealed to be far more dangerous than anyone imagined—the passengers must put aside their differences and survive the most unforgettable coach holiday ever taken. Packed with awkward encounters, dry wit and brilliantly uncomfortable humour, Bored Already is a slow-burning British comedy about growing older, finding connection in unlikely places, and discovering that the most boring journey of your life can suddenly become the most extraordinary.

14. 

    9 Jul 2026

    Episode 2: Barry Did It

    Barry Did It. Genre: Crime Staring: 50 Cent – James Halfpenny. Barry Did It is a stylish neo-noir crime thriller in the tradition of L.A. Confidential, Chinatown and Sin City, blending mystery, corruption and psychological detective work with an unforgettable visual style. Detective James Halfpenny (50 Cent) is recovering from an injury that has confined him to desk duty. Assigned to organise decades of forgotten case files, Halfpenny begins to notice an impossible pattern. Every unsolved murder of a police officer has been quietly filed away under the same dismissive phrase: "Barry did it." Within the precinct it's become a joke—a convenient explanation whenever a case can't be solved. Each dusty file uncovers another piece of a conspiracy stretching back decades, including the unsolved murder of Halfpenny's own father, a respected police officer whose death was never properly investigated. The closer Halfpenny gets to the truth, the more he realises someone inside the department is cleaning house, murdering anyone who threatens to expose a drug smuggling operation running through the city docks. Told through a series of interconnected investigations and atmospheric flashbacks, Barry Did It gradually transforms from stark black-and-white cinematography into full colour as Halfpenny pieces together the truth, symbolising his growing understanding of the conspiracy.

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    3 Jul 2026

    I'd Watch That - The Rules

    Hello and thank you for listening to I'd Watch That! Each episode is defined by audience particiaption and a random roll of the dice, then Rick and Geoff create a movie in the only way they know how. This short recording is so you know what's going on when the guys get going so all you have to do is grab the popcorn and listen to movie magic being created.

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    2 Jul 2026

    Episode 1: The Vanta Kiss

    Film Bio Vanta Kiss is a mystery thriller set against the hidden corridors and ancient catacombs of Vatican City. After a Vatican historian is murdered while attempting to reveal the location of a legendary relic, investigator Sarah Mitchell is drawn into a conspiracy, centuries in the making. Following clues left behind by her late mentor, Mitchell uncovers secret archives, hidden chambers and forgotten histories surrounding the mysterious Vanta Kiss—a silver mouth guard once used by the Knights Templar. As a ruthless assassin closes in and the body count rises, Mitchell must navigate deception, family conflict and deadly Vatican politics to discover the truth before history is rewritten forever. Starring: • Pamela Anderson as Sarah Mitchell • Dan Aykroyd as Father Hitch Pope • Andre Braugher as Brannon (The Cannon) Bucannon • Jared Keeso as Mitch Mitchell • Brian George as George Brian • Léa Seydoux as Deacon Seekum

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