If Dolls Could Talk… oh wait, they can. Join Santana and Kat every week as they turn mild curiosity into hot takes, questionable wisdom, and unsolicited advice.
From pop culture dissection to personal overshares, IDCT doesn’t fall short of an entertaining experience.
It’s unfiltered, a little delusional, and powered by audacity, and lack of impulse control. Think group chat energy, but with a microphone.
This episode is basically just us catching up and talking about literally everything. We go from dropping out, to being dog moms, to random life updates and stories that somehow kept spiralling into completely different conversations.
No real structure this week, no deep life lesson, just us shooting the shit and saying whatever comes to mind. Basically one long conversation that somehow makes less sense the longer it goes on.
13 May 2026
Fitness, Flights and the Death of Club Culture
In this weeks episode the dolls talk each other through embracing the soft life; the stay at home life and discuss navigating hosting a podcast with this new found peace. For more information on Santanas new fitness program visit the link in her bio @santanathedoll on Instagram. Oh and, RIP Spirit Airlines...
6 May 2026
The Tales of an Aspiring Housewife
This week Kat is back from her vacation in Saint Martin, the dolls talk about strip clubs in the Caribbean with a graceful transition into the life of a housewife. This episode ends with a shallow dive into the currently unfolding murder case of Celeste Rivas Hernandez and musician D4vid who is currently awaiting trial.
29 Apr 2026
Your Baby Needs a Beer
This week we woke up with audacity and a microphone.
Our newest episode is just straight reckless hot takes—no facts, no research, just confidence at a level that should honestly be illegal. We’re talking opinions that will have you nodding one second and personally offended the next. Nobody is safe, not even us.
22 Apr 2026
Euphoria is Back
Join the dolls during their late night conversation where they discuss the long awaited return of Euphoria. They also share their current ventures in education, travel plans, and even send a message to their ex-boyfriends. This episode has all of the late night girl-talk vibes you've been looking for.
15 Apr 2026
Toronto women walk in sin
Jump into bed with us and hear us out. From finally figuring out how to use sound effects to energy drink induced brain rot, please just... proceed with caution. But hey, sometimes all life calls for is a relatively thoughtless conversation while analyzing the fall of feminism in Toronto.
8 Apr 2026
Death to Democracy
The dolls put their thinking caps on in this episode. Is AI going to bring an end to democracy? Should textbook narcissists stay away from certain literature? Tune in to hear the dolls' takes. They then dive into the unexpected use of human foreskin in the world of cosmetic injectables, and question the real source of fast food meat. If you're interested in over the top takes from two under qualified individuals, this one is for you.
1 Apr 2026
Black Magic
This week, the dolls go in all kinds of directions. They dive into their ideal wedding aesthetics, and somehow spiral into a discussion about African voodoo culture.
They then switch gears, and get into some Reddit Am I The Asshole stories that get them heated; a man who feels entitled to the survivor benefit check of his fiancé's late baby-father, a painfully cheap man on a dinner date that would make you want to leave before ordering, and more.
Enjoy as the dolls critique spiritual practices, and provide unsolicited advice to strangers on the internet.
25 Mar 2026
Halloween in August
This week, the dolls pull an episode out of the archives. Kat believes that halloween celebrations should begin in August. They talk Feng Shui, and finding your personal home style after a break up. The girl-talk goes deeper as they discuss losing attachments to past relationships, and learn that the potential of an individual is not what should draw you to a person. If you're someone who has dealt with sticky situationships, and unwanted emotional attachment, this one is for you.
18 Mar 2026
Our Biggest Fight.
Join the dolls as they finally unpack their biggest fight that left them not speaking for 6 months. They share both perspectives, how things spiraled, and how they finally made up. They also psychoanalyze egocentric men in the dating world, and how it relates to the antics of their personal dating lives. If you've survived friendship blow-ups, or feel like your dating life is a social experiment, this one is for you.
11 Mar 2026
Alicia Reitz: Surviving High School
In this episode we sit down with Alicia Reitz, a former high school teacher turned women's transitional life coach for a conversation that goes everywhere—from martial arts to high school memories, to the way people talk about and perceive domestic violence.We unpack some of the common assumptions people have about abusive relationships, how public narratives can oversimplify complex situations, and why these conversations are often more complicated than people think. Along the way we get into personal growth, resilience, and why sometimes the best life lessons come from unexpected places.
4 Mar 2026
Anna Mvze Pt. 2: Overcoming & Becoming
We’re back with Anna Mvze and this time we’re going deeper, getting realer, and absolutely not pretending the journey was cute the whole time. From behind-the-scenes moments in the music industry to lessons learned the hard way, Anna Mvze shares the stuff we didn’t get to in Part One.We chat about girlhood, music and pop culture and the philosophies that guide Anna Mvze along her journey. Expect honest takes, big lessons, a few “wait… same” moments, and advice you can actually use.If you loved Part One, here we go again!
25 Feb 2026
Anna MVZE Pt. 1: Welcome to Toronto
In this episode, we sit down with Anna Mvze For an insightful conversation about girlhood, finding herself and navigating the music industry. From their journey into music, to the lessons they’ve learned along the way, Anna Mvze shares, candid stories, practical advice, and fresh perspectives you won’t want to miss.
18 Feb 2026
It’s Not Racist, It’s Exclusive
Parking lot brawls, Whites-only neighbourhoods, and a hypothetical world stripped of Black, Jewish, and gay brilliance-this episode has range. Tune in as we mix dark humour with real talk and end on Am I the Asshole stories that make us question who really needs therapy.
11 Feb 2026
Victoria Secret Fashion Show, SKIMS & TRON
The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is back, Skims is reinventing pubic hair with the bush panties no one asked for, and Tron has made a return to the big screen. Join us as we overanalyze fashion, provide unsolicited opinions, and racially profile white men - all in the name of journalism.
8 Jan 2026
Is 11 Still Alive?
Spiral with us through Stranger Things Season Five and the theory of one final episode because apparently television hates us. 2016 is back and so is Breaking Bad; join us in overanalyzing screenplay structure like failed writers, and confidently get most of it wrong.
Somewhere in the chaos: Anthony Joshua’s car accident, the Jake Paul Curse theory, and reactions to epic wars we were absolutely not prepared to discuss. Reckless theories and minimal research, listen before we’re legally stopped.
1 Jan 2026
Anna Maze Pt.2: Overcoming & Becoming
We’re back with Anna Mvze and this time we’re going deeper, getting realer, and absolutely not pretending the journey was cute the whole time. From behind-the-scenes moments in the music industry to lessons learned the hard way, Anna Mvze shares the stuff we didn’t get to in Part One.
We chat about girlhood, music and pop culture and the philosophies that guide Anna Mvze along her journey. Expect honest takes, big lessons, a few “wait… same” moments, and advice you can actually use.
If you loved Part One, here we go again!
5 Nov 2025
Victoria Secret Fashion Show Review, Skims, TRON
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is back, SKIMS is reinventing pubic hair with the bush panties no-one asked for and TRON has made a return to the big screen. Join us as we over analyze fashion, provide unsolicited opinions, and racially profile white men - all in the name of journalism.
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