If I Had a Million

About If I Had a Million

Gil Abrams is a religious man, and not getting any younger. But after watching his wife die, and lines in his face getting deeper, he decides that maybe heaven can wait. Especially when he finds out about the new de-aging treatment on the market. The only problem is the cost. Being a retired janitor, his life savings don't quite cover the million yuan. The only option is to become a coyote, smuggling American immigrants by sea into Newfoundland from the civil war that rages below the border. It takes a lot of guts, determination, planning, and a risk-taking nature, none of which Gil has. In this dark satire podcast, one man will decide if living far into the future is worth possibly giving up the present.

Publisher

Lee Stringer

Category

fiction · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

9 Nov 2024

Latest episode

29 Jul 2025

Latest episodes

39 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   29 Jul 2025

   1970CA (Chapter 38 of 38)

   Send us a text The Lord works in mysterious ways, and Gil has come to accept his fate. Sometimes it's the small pleasures in life that make it worthwhile, like going for a drive anywhere off your property for the first time in years, in a car that's lost its mind.

2. 

   22 Jul 2025

   186¥ (Chapter 37 of 38)

   Send us a text Gil has taken a life of leisure in his home, in which he shares much of his time with his grandson. Dan appears to be in good health, and Melvin has gone back to the mainland. A two hundred foot diameter is all a man needs. Am I right?

3. 

   15 Jul 2025

   11¥ (Chapter 36 of 38)

   Send us a text Gil is starting to feel his age, and Arron Bekker calls again. But his timing isn't great. Or maybe it's perfect.

Podcast Authority Score: 28 / 100

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