My name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess.
This podcast might be for you if:
-You’re in college
-You’re bored
-You’re procrastinating
-You have OCD
-You love New Mexico
-You have no discernible life direction
-You like to learn
-You like stories
-You hate grapefruits
-You love oatmeal
-You’re sexually confused
-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week
-You’re religiously skeptical
-You like insects
-You like wildlife
-You’re gluten free
-You have periods
-You don’t have periods
-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand
-You are my age
-You’re a dumb high schooler
-You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb
-You hate karaoke
-You’re on medication
-You’re seeing a therapist
-You’re interested in mental health
-You love dogs
-You love cats
-You are terrified of kangaroos
This podcast is definitely not for you if:
-You like grapefruits
If you had Haddock for English 11 AP 5th period, um... I’m really fucking sorry.
29 Feb 2020
Is This a Diary?
This is boring and I y’all about literally nothing. Enjoy.
23 Feb 2020
Bald as a Grapefruit
I shaved my head. Here’s why and how I feel about it.
19 Feb 2020
It’s a Boy! It’s a Girl! It’s... a Fucking Grapefruit
In this episode I uhhhh unload on y’all about all the queer phases I’ve gone through throughout my life.
14 Feb 2020
Arthropoda Galore: Part 1
Taking my first entomology class of my college years, and it made me think of when I first became fascinated with Arthropods :') happy memories.
This episode is kinda all over the place cause I just needed to get my mind focused on something happy. 10/10 highly recommend Thinking Happy Thoughts ™️
So uhhhh give a listen if you’re bored and uhhhhh especially if you like insects and arachnids and whatnot. Many more stories to come.
12 Feb 2020
OCD and Me: Part 2
This is just a continuation, (as you may have guessed), of Part 1 of OCD and Me. So uhhhh if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me growing up, give that a listen, maybe. But if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me in the present, uhhhh give this a listen. K?
Keep hating grapefruits
12 Feb 2020
OCD and Me: Part 1
If you have OCD, suspect you might, or are curious about how OCD tends to manifest, or how it is expressed in early childhood sometimes, uhhhhh maybe gimme a listen. K?
I decided I’m gonna do a part two because I have uhhhh so much more to say about this topic. You might say I’m... obsessive?
Keep hating grapefruits
12 Feb 2020
Whatd’ya Call a Grapefruit Hater with a Perm?
Ever been curious about getting a perm? Think you wanna try lookin like a poodle? Maybe a beachy babe? Maybe a person with uhhhh maybe with straight hair? Well uhhhh maybe listen to my story. K?
In this episode, I start off thinking I’m gonna discuss 3 things, then realize this app cuts me off after 15 minutes, so I only talk about one thing, and that’s my uhhhhh my perm. Also I give a lengthy outro that has a lot of bad background noise... guess I was uhhhh hitting the mic a lot? Idk.
12 Feb 2020
If you Hate Grapefruits...
Hi, my name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m from Southern New Mexico, I hate grapefruits, and I have some things to talk about.
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