If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
Hosted by John Warren and merritt k and Niki Grayson · If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
4.9from 198 ratings
- 205
- Episodes
- 34
- Transcribed
- 198
- Ratings
- Daily
- Cadence
- 2022
- First episode
- 3K
- YouTube views
About If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
- Publisher
- If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
- Category
- comedy · comedy · society & culture
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 7 Oct 2022
- Latest episode
- 5 Oct 2026
Latest episodes
34 of 205 episodes have a transcript.
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Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- YouTube views
- 2,754
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.9 / 5
- 97 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.9 / 5
- 101 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 57 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 48
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 74
- Engagement
- 92
Contact If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
- Guest appearances
- Does not typically book guests
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Who hosts If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes?
John Warren and merritt k and Niki Grayson host the show. Published by If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes.
How often do new episodes come out?
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Does If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes take guests?
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