Two life-long friends. Zero filters. Unlimited laughs.
Join April and Cindy as they dive headfirst into life's chaos-unfiltered, unpolished and unapologetically real. Whether they're roasting each other, unpacking the absurdities of adulthood, or tackling hot topics with brutal honesty, these two keep it hilariously authentic every episode. It's comedy, it's therapy, it's everything you didn't know you needed from two best friends who know way too much about each other.
New episodes every week-because honesty is cheaper than therapy.
Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans
Send us a text Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast Join hosts Cindy and April, along with their special guest Brina, on a raucous episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest' as they dive into everything from holiday traditions to hilarious personal confessions. From mixing cocktails and debating the merits of skinny dipping to sharing wild family stories and Thanksgiving plans, this episode is packed with laughter and unfiltered ...
10 Nov 2025
Sex on a Snowbank & Housewives Gone Wild
Send us a text Real Talk & Holiday Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast Welcome back to 'If You Want Me to Be Honest'! In this episode, Cindy and April dive into a whirlwind of absurd topics with their signature wit and banter. From discussing the quirks of being tipsy, unveiling the drink of the day (Sex on a Snowbank), and the hilarious mishaps of misnaming each other, to a deep dive into reality TV and personal anecdotes. They reflect on Halloween costumes, upcoming Thanks...
23 Oct 2025
Fart Dust and Language Lessons: A Hilarious Journey
Send us a text Decoding Modern Slang and Survival Stories - Gen X Edition In this hilarious episode of 'Fart Dust and Language Lessons', we dive into the world of modern slang and compare it with Gen X lingo. Join us as we decode terms like 'Riz', 'It's Giving', 'Quiet Quitting', and more - all while sharing humorous life stories and personal anecdotes. From unexpected chickens to survivalist tales, and the generational divide, we cover it all. Grab your reading glasses, fill up your glasses ...
10 Oct 2025
"Farts, Fears, and Frenzies: A Journey in Vegas"
Send us a text Unfiltered Chaos: Elevator Nightmares, Vegas Escapades, and Halloween Prep In this episode of 'The Shit Show,' join April and Cindy as they dive into their latest adventures and mishaps. From vacation tales in Vegas, including a panic-inducing elevator blackout, to hilarious cocktail concoctions gone wrong, this episode is packed with unfiltered fun. They discuss their upcoming Halloween plans, curse-laden farts, and what they would tell their younger selves. Get ready for raw ...
26 Sept 2025
Florida Shenanigans, Cocktails, and Unfiltered Fun
Send us a text Florida Shenanigans, Cocktails, and Unfiltered Fun - If You Want Me to Be Honest Episode 1 Join April and Cindy on 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' a podcast where they dive into raw, unedited discussions about life, love, and Florida's wild stories. Laugh along as they share cocktails, talk about funny news involving Florida's oddities, reminisce hilarious drunk antics, and answer spontaneous questions. This episode promises unfiltered fun, a cocktail recipe, and a bit of chaos....
10 Sept 2025
"Heavy Topics and Light Spirits"
Send us a text If You Want Me to Be Honest: Episode on Charlie Kirk, Current Events, and More This episode starts on a somber note as the hosts express their condolences for Charlie Kirk, following his critical condition after being shot at a campus event in Utah. They discuss the emotional impact on those present and briefly touch on the recent tragic events in North Carolina, including a young Ukrainian girl named Irena Za who was attacked. The conversation then shifts to the Idaho murders ...
31 Aug 2025
Gridiron Gossip: Football, Cocktails, and Friendship
Send us a text Football Frenzy and Cocktails: Touchdowns, Tailgating, and Talk Join Cindy and April for a lively discussion about football, both college and NFL, as they sip on cocktails and share hilarious stories about tailgating, memorable games, and friendly rivalries. They also introduce a new drink called the 'Hurricane' in honor of the Miami Hurricanes and recall past adventures at various sporting events. Expect a blend of humor, spirited banter, and a sneak peek into their personal l...
20 Aug 2025
The Stuff That Gives Us the Ick
Send us a text Icks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12 Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilariou...
12 Aug 2025
Turtles, Tangents & Too Much Honesty!
Send us a text Hilarious Drinks, Turtle Drama, and Fun Games! | If You Want Me to be Honest Join Cindy and April as they dive into the fun and chaos of their latest podcast episode! They kick off by trying the intriguing Dragon Fruit Lagoon drink, leading to hilarious banter and a thorough discussion on its bizarre texture. The conversation then shifts to a captivating story about a 302-pound loggerhead turtle in Juno Beach, Florida, and its dramatic rescue and rehabilitation. Cindy and April...
2 Aug 2025
Broke Before The Bell Rings
Send us a text Broke Before The Bell Rings: Back to School Costs & Teacher Struggles In this episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' Cindy and April discuss the astronomical costs associated with back-to-school shopping and the financial burdens teachers face preparing their classrooms. They introduce a new drink, the Blueberry Coconut Mojito, while sharing laughs about their family life, past experiences, and the heat in Florida. Cindy and April also touch on various school-related top...
29 Jul 2025
Episode 9: Sips,Laughs and Uhhuh, Mmhm, Yeah, Right
Send us a text A Day of Drinks, Laughs, and Honest Relationships | April & Cindy's Podcast In this episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest with April and Cindy,' the duo discuss their latest drink, the 'Purple Rain,' made by Scotty. They joke about turning their podcast into an 'alcoholic' show and share personal stories, including an emotional moment about Cindy's mom's birthday and a tribute to recently lost celebrities. They reflect on hair salon adventures, humorous family anecdotes, ...
20 Jul 2025
Anniversary Anecdotes: Laughter, Love, and Libations
Send us a text Anniversary Antics and Honest Conversations - If You Want Me To Be Honest Join Cindy and April in this hilarious and candid episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest.' This week, the dynamic duo discusses their wedding anniversaries, shares crazy family stories, and debates the pros and cons of married life. From concocting special drinks made by Scotty to taking unexpected calls from friends, you'll be entertained by their honest and unfiltered banter. Don't miss out on their fu...
9 Jul 2025
God,Guns and...We Might Need a New Weather App
Send us a text God, Guns, and Chaos: 4th of July Recap In this episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' your hosts discuss the tumultuous events of the recent 4th of July holiday weekend, covering everything from floods in Texas to chaotic fireworks and tragic shootings. They dive into the Texas flood tragedy, including the inadequate water alarm systems, and touch on the broader issue of emergency preparedness. The conversation also highlights an alarming rise in shootings, recounting recen...
28 Jun 2025
Episode 6: Freestyle Friday
The hosts of "If you want me to be honest" discuss live event recording mishaps, reggae concerts, personal anecdotes, and technical glitches in this freestyle episode.
18 Jun 2025
How Our Reels Became Our Therapists
The hosts explore how social media reels reflect personal interests and issues, acting as unexpected mirrors of self-love and humor, in this episode.
11 Jun 2025
Episode 4: Friendship Breakups Hurt More Than Real Ones Sometimes
The hosts explore the intricacies of friendship breakups, sharing personal stories and discussing the significance of honesty, healthy boundaries, and social media's influence on platonic relationships.
1 Jun 2025
Too Honest for Our Own Good
This episode explores the complexities of honesty and its potential drawbacks in various situations.
23 May 2025
Did I Say That Out Loud
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18 May 2025
"Who Gave Us The Mic?"
The hosts discuss the question of who is given a platform to speak, but the specific insights remain unclear as this is not an interview.
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