Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to ifyoutoldme@gmail.com
Season 2 Finale!
Joe and Emily wrap up another season by looking back on the podcast, talking summer vacations, Wildwood, Maine, lobster rolls, and what Season 3 might have in store.
Then things get weird...
✈️ A flight instructor jumps out of a plane mid-flight and leaves his student to land it alone.
🛩️ A passenger is nearly sucked out of an airplane window after an engine failure.
🏠 And one of the wildest true crime stories we've ever covered: the man who secretly lived in his lover's attic...for TEN YEARS.
Thanks for making Season 2 our biggest yet. We'll be back this fall with even more unbelievable stories.
20 Jul 2026
Married to a Chandelier
This week, we're catching up after a busy couple of weeks before diving into one of the strangest stories we've ever discussed—a woman who married a chandelier.
From bizarre relationships and wedding "rules" to cheating confessions, age-gap debates, books, birthdays, and everything in between, this episode goes in directions we definitely didn't expect.
Grab a drink, settle in, and join the conversation.
28 Jun 2026
Love, Lemons & Robberies
This week we're talking fitness, birthday cake, creepy exes, and some of the wildest dating stories we've ever heard.
Emily starts a new boot camp, Joe discovers the perfect birthday cake recommendation, and then things take a turn when a woman allegedly sends her ex over 1,800 lemons... leading to Canada's first psychological warfare case.
We also share our own experiences with exes who couldn't let go, strange first dates, surprise gifts after breakups, apartment shrines, stalking stories, and a first date that somehow ended with an armed bank robbery.
Dating is weird... but apparently it can always get weirder.
🎙 New episodes every week!
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
3 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
7 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 56 / 100
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Quality
73
Social presence
91
YouTube
0
Engagement
51
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