Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to ifyoutoldme@gmail.com
If You Would’ve Told Me
Claim This Podcastby Joe Fernandes
5.0(3 reviews)
40 episodes
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Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to ifyoutoldme@gmail.com
Language
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Publishing Since
9/20/2024
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Podcast Authority
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Social91
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Engagement51
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Recent Episodes
June 28, 2026
Love, Lemons & Robberies
<p>This week we're talking fitness, birthday cake, creepy exes, and some of the wildest dating stories we've ever heard.</p><p>Emily starts a new boot camp, Joe discovers the perfect birthday cake recommendation, and then things take a turn when a woman allegedly sends her ex over 1,800 lemons... leading to Canada's first psychological warfare case.</p><p>We also share our own experiences with exes who couldn't let go, strange first dates, surprise gifts after breakups, apartment shrines, stalking stories, and a first date that somehow ended with an armed bank robbery.</p><p>Dating is weird... but apparently it can always get weirder.</p><p>🎙 New episodes every week!</p>
June 9, 2026
Accidentally Controversial
<p>Joe is back from Atlantis with stories about dolphins, lazy rivers, snorkeling adventures, and resort prices that should probably require a second mortgage. Emily plans a series of "Mommy-Ava" getaways while both hosts discuss burgers, summer weight gain, terrible stage photos, and the struggle of watching yourself online.</p><p>Then they dive into the viral podcast clip that sparked millions of views, thousands of comments, and more internet outrage than either expected. Finally, the episode ends with one of the strangest news stories ever featured on the show: a man who pulled a police car with his penis while on fire... all in the name of awareness.</p>
May 18, 2026
Too Lazy for Felonies
<p>Joe and Emily spiral through high school memories, TikTok trends, book obsessions, and whether a great ending can save a mediocre novel. They debate face tattoos in the workplace, mourn the death of Blockbuster nights, talk baldness and hair experiments, react to a man refusing to work because he “never asked to be born,” and somehow end up designing Joe’s dream Key West chicken tattoo while discussing RFK Jr. collecting raccoon anatomy on a family road trip. Just another normal episode.</p>
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