Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

About Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

Your hosts Joseph and Theo and sometimes Daniel read stories written by children, delving into the inner workings of a child genius’s mind. Have you ever looked back at your childhood and thought "what was I thinking?" We are here to answer that question. Now with an inconsistent release schedule! Send us your own stories you wrote as a child! Email us at: childgeniuspodcast@gmail.com

Publisher

Theo Chandler

Category

true crime

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

1 Apr 2021

Latest episode

3 Sept 2026

Latest episodes

68 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   3 Sept 2026

   #68 - Corny and the Brownholes

   Today on the podcast we’re exploring Theo’s epic third grade trilogy: a threatening mother’s day card, morbid Thanksgiving thoughts, and one young white boy’s appropriation of MLK’s dream. We also discuss the symptoms of Gumditis, how to clickbait your secret sister story, and 100 different excuses to take your pants off. Also in this episode: “Not to critique your baby or anything but the memory might need to be better than that.”, Mozart, Lunchables, Capri Sun, Kid Cuisine, Walmart, mullets, ChatGPT, and Boy Scouts.

2. 

   16 Jan 2026

   #67 - The Gold Dinosaur

   ATTENTION Please be advised that a new schedule will take effect at the beginning of April. The updated lineup is as follows: April 1 — Classic April Fools’ Day (no changes) April 2 — Visual gags and slapstick (NO WORDS) — tariffs optional April 3 — Life hacks April 4 — Computer viruses April 5 — Hide your outie belly buttons For additional details or clarification, please listen to this episode. Also in this episode: “It's belly button time!”, Patreon, Trump, Rome, AI, Shrimp Jesus, Chismas, Tom or Jim Day, Shazam, Star Spangled Banner, Olive Garden,  Papa John's, Applebee's, Little Mermaid, 3 Cowboys, JRR Tolkein, Durin, Oberlin, All Poetry, Bloody Mary, and the Hindenburg.

3. 

   16 Jan 2026

   #66 - Sir Isaac Newton’s Scrapbook: Big Queen Fun Bucks

   Local boy Ian (he’s David) joins local boys Tho, Joseph, and Daniel for a deep dive into the life of famous horse pervert, Sir Isaac Newton. Together, they encounter tadpoles, ghosts, Italy, and the dirty secret behind every movie ever made. But Karlheinz Stockhausen appears to teach humanity a revolutionary new way to breathe (butthole). Will they survive? For more about local boys, press play. Not sponsored by the Pentagon. Also in this episode: “Can I touch you? It's just to see if you're a ghost, nothing weird.”, Beth Saddler, 3 Cowboys, Shrek, Furries, Australian gastric brooding frogs, Italy, Airbnb, The Pentagon, Sir Isaac Newton, Die Hard, and Karlheinz Stockhausen.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

9 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

4 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 55 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

82

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

71

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