Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.
Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.
🎙️ New episodes every Friday
🔥 Top 3% podcast globally
🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows
🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts
❤️ 60,000+ filthy listeners and counting
Hit follow and join the naughty corner — you’ll laugh, cringe, and probably question your browser history.
Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident
From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving.
Inside:– A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related– How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy knees ruin your cowgirl dreams– One woman’s journey to exploring cuckolding fantasies without actually involving anyone else– A confession about sharing a kink mid-session… and the shockingly positive response– A blowjob so intense it ended in an unexpected clean-up strategy– A razor switch-up that left one man with a scarred shaft and a lesson in loyalty to his old blade– And a night out that led to morning-after confusion, an awkward text, and the moment she realised… it wasn’t the first time
Also: safe words when you can’t speak, sexy quiz stats, and a manscaper mishap that’ll make every guy wince.
22 Nov 2025
She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60
What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover?
This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless.
Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.
8 Nov 2025
She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59
From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.
Inside:– A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned)– A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it– A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself– A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame– An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal– A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust– A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun”– A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness– And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum
Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.
Time stamps:
00:00 Intro
03:25 Puppy Shout-Out
11:30 Naughty Corner
34:15 A Listener Update
42:00 Quiz on my Face
48:40 Confession Booth
50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!
59:15 What Would You Do?
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
YouTube views
1,750
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
4.9 / 5
12 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
154 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 50 / 100
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Quality
33
Social presence
0
YouTube
74
Engagement
92
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