You can sit with us. Even if it’s Wednesday and you’re not wearing pink. Join two friends as they discuss, kvetch, and snark about all things fitness, reality TV, fashion in your 40’s, and all the things in between.
#45: Six Months Late, Still Judgy: Christmas Edition
We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive into Christmas movie hot takes (some lists deserve jail), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious debate over whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. There was previously a nostalgic deep dive into Christmas music that may or may not have required a slight edit for… reasons 👀, but the feelings remain. We also confess our undying love for ChatGPT (end-of-year prompts, dinner survival, emotional support), touch on Real Housewives in a way that somehow turns into plastic surgery questions, and confirm that Chelsea’s household runs on chaos and HelloFresh. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — judgment will be festive and loving.
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16 Dec 2025
# 46: Six Months Late, Still Judgy: Christmas Edition
We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive headfirst into Christmas movie opinions (including why some “top 10” lists are..interesting), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree and her mildly unhinged upstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious question of whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. Things get emotional when ChatGPT helps Chelsea track down a long-lost Christmas song from Jenny’s childhood (yes, there were feelings), followed by us openly admitting our love for ChatGPT because it basically runs our lives now — from end-of-year prompts to saving dinner from being completely soul-sucking (HELLO HelloFresh). Toss in a little Real Housewives, an accidental plastic surgery discussion, and proof that Chelsea survives purely on HelloFresh and chaos, and you’ve got a very on-brand holiday episode. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — we promise to judge with love.
29 Apr 2025
#44: Chelsea’s Racing, Jenny’s Shopping, and Nobody Knows What Episode It Is
We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying?
Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark.
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If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.
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4,657,709,572
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
11 ratings
Spotify
4.9 / 5
7 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 71 / 100
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75
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YouTube
93
Engagement
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