Get ready for unfiltered audio comedy as touring stand-up veterans John Hastings and Larry Dean take you behind the curtain. John’s been performing globally for nearly two decades — from Melbourne to Edinburgh to America’s Got Talent — delivering polished comedy with no punches pulled.
Meanwhile Larry Dean delivers sharp, high-energy humour born of his Edinburgh-Fringe-star roots, TV appearances, and international tours.
Two seasoned comics. No script. Just real conversation, absurd jokes, and unpredictable laughs. - THIS IS WHAT CHATGPT THINKS OF THESE TWO HOT COMEDIANS TALKING BOLLACKS
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John reveals the only thing more exhausting than a four-month-old baby is 2024 road comedy and a rooster delaying his flight in Key West.
The boys then solve every marital problem with “home-bed advantage,” argue over whether Travelodges or five-star hotels are hornier, agree the UK is the most body-positive country on earth because half the population look like “boulders wearing a mask,” and somehow end up ranking the sexual prowess of world leaders: Elizabeth Warren’s Navajo bean-sprout foreplay, Nigel Farage throwing a mean piece, Liz Truss’s autistic hyper-sexuality, and yes… even MBS gets a reluctant “he can get it.”
Other topics include:
When it’s acceptable to start heroin (post-kids for John, tomorrow for Larry)
Why Nancy Reagan was the blowjob queen of Hollywood
The Riyadh Comedy Festival = dirty money, but at least Jimmy Carr would admit he just likes cash
Grindr in Grimsby vs. Glasgow: too many blank profiles and men who’ve been smoking since age six
And the eternal question: if gay sex is illegal in Saudi Arabia, it must be absolutely mind-blowing
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23 Feb 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #11
Episode 11 goes completely off the rails as Larry reveals his master plan for a goat farm staffed exclusively by free-range twinks (who he refuses to speak to), John explains why six hours of drag makeup only made him look like an undercover gay-basher, and the boys discover they’re both unf*ggable straight legends despite every possible opportunity.
From Drag Race turning sassy into just plain mean, male strip clubs being infinitely better than female ones, why gays + Jews = instant gentrification, the real reason to pick Huntsville over Birmingham, Alabama, and the correct noise a vagina should make on entry, to OnlyFans etiquette, high-school crush revenge-banging by the river, and why you should never ever pay for porn when it’ll be pirated in nine months anyway.
It’s an hour of the most depraved, hilarious, unfiltered comedy-podcast chaos you’ll hear all week. Strap in (or clean out, depending on your plans).IT IS NOT AN HOUR
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16 Feb 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #10
In Episode 10 of The John Hastings & Larry Dean Show, the comedians spiral into chaotic brilliance — from Reddit porn rabbit holes and British kink culture to bad bedside manners, clueless pilots, and the decline of UK manners. With trademark honesty and ridiculous tangents, John and Larry unpack everything from air travel anxiety to Black Sabbath’s coke-fueled studio days, arguing whether UK or US rock truly reigns supreme. It’s raw, hysterical, and painfully relatable.
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9 Feb 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #9
Two stand‑up comics who “love” comedy… except for when they absolutely hate it.
In Episode #9, John Hastings and Larry Dean spiral through:
Why every good comic secretly resents comedy at least some of the time
The pain of bombing with your favourite bits while the “easy” jokes kill
Audiences happily giving notes to comics they’ve never seen… but not to doctors
AIDS as a joke topic, “as funny as AIDS” comments, and why PrEP 100% belongs on the NHS
Wild takes like “AIDS is God’s punishment” – and why that logic completely falls apart
“Bum flu”, “nose beers”, HEV, and the best/worst slang you’ll hear this week
Domino‑thinking anxiety: how a broken satnav becomes a £600 lifetime guilt investment
The “economy of guilt” with siblings and why sometimes the argument is worth more than the money
How to accidentally stay friends with people you wish you could quietly dump
Scotland vs England vs Canada vs Germany vs Russia: national myths, Braveheart, empire denial and who “killed all the funny people”
Larry’s blackout drinking stories, meeting famous people he doesn’t remember, and why he had sympathy for Dahmer for about 3 seconds
Why John looks like the worst stag‑do punter in every comedy club he walks into
This episode is basically two stand‑up geeks doing what they do best: over‑thinking everything, turning trauma into bits, and never sticking to a single topic for more than 30 seconds.
Hosted by:
John Hastings – @JohnHastings
Larry Dean – @LarryDean
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2 Feb 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #8
In Episode 8 of The John Hastings Larry Dean Show, the boys go from Edinburgh Fringe sensitivities to World War I Canadian war crimes to full‑blown psycho exes, without ever touching the brakes.
In this episode:
Larry’s first week of the new Edinburgh show and why audiences now worry about comics’ self‑deprecating jokes more than the comics do
Australian festival crowds who demand a sexuality disclaimer before every punchline
How English people think every country is just “their mate Craig” and why Scotland weirdly loves Canada
Psycho Canadians in wartime:
The trench “food then grenades” story
Juno Beach, D‑Day, and why Canada went early and ruined it for everyone else
Petty national pride: did Scotland or Canada invent the telephone, and can Larry’s exes claim his award nominations?
Breakup body maths:
Why Larry loses weight and his exes gain it
John’s theory that if nothing changes after a breakup, you’re probably a murderer
The “astronaut training for escape” rule: getting hot right before you leave someone
John’s divorce montage: quitting smoking, juice cleanses, obsessive squats and screaming matches taken in the Comedy Store car park between spots for OnlyFans models
Psycho ex paranoia:
Larry’s “I didn’t hire a window cleaner” moments
John’s coke‑fuelled married stalker who hacked his email, turned up at 5 a.m., then followed him round London gigs for months
Why effort isn’t love, why some of your ex’s friends secretly agree with you, and how John and his current wife refuse to get on the argument roller coaster at all
Plus: autism “diagnosed” via T‑shirts, emotional manipulation in relationships, and Larry trying to trap John into admitting he’s always right in his marriage.
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Larry Dean – @larrydeancomedy
John Hastings – @thejohnhastings
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26 Jan 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #7
Two nervous boys, one chaotic podcast. In Episode 7 of The John and Larry Dean Show, John Hastings and Larry Dean spiral from housing crises to breathalyzer hacks with absolutely no segue and even less legal advice.
In this episode they cover:
John declaring war on two of the nicest men in comedy, Justin Morehouse and Alun Cochrane
Manchester and Stockport rent chat: “New Berlin”, single‑glazed windows and landlords who control your heating by phone
Larry’s wardrobe regression: Space Jam T‑shirt, dungarees and dressing like an 11‑year‑old to cope with big life changes
Vaping vs smoking, Invisalign, dental bonding and the absolute freaks who chew their keys
Urban myths on beating breathalyzers: coins, peanut butter, sharp breaths and snapping the nozzle off (do not try this, obviously)
Dyspraxia, driving tests, and why John probably shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel
North vs South (and the Midlands) audiences, local “celebrities”, Susan Boyle, gay culture and why gay men keep divas immortal
Planning Larry’s LA honeymoon: Koreatown vs Los Feliz vs West Hollywood, and why John refuses to take a train and a bus
Plus: call‑centre Scots, masculinity voices, climate change in two months of UK weather, and whether people try to be more “butch” around Larry.
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John Hastings – @thejohnhastings
Larry Dean – @larrydeancomedy
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19 Jan 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #6
Episode 6 of the Larry Dean John Hastings Show is here! Join comedians John Hastings and Larry Dean as they dive into a chaotic, hilarious, and sometimes deep hour of conversation.
In this episode, they cover:
The absurdities of headshots, publicity photos, and Edinburgh Fringe promos
Autism, noise-cancelling headphones, and public chaos
Conversion therapy stories and gay culture
UK grocery store politics, public transport frustrations, and social etiquette
Relationship dynamics, breakups, and navigating love with humor
Classic comedy banter, personal anecdotes, and sharp social observations
Expect raw, irreverent, and unfiltered comedy with insights only seasoned comedians can share. This is a show for anyone who loves laughter, awkward truths, and stories that make you think and snort at the same time.
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12 Jan 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #5
Dive into episode 5 of the Larry Dean John Hastings Show, where comedy, confessions, and chaotic insights collide. In this hilarious audio-only podcast, comedians John Hastings and Larry Dean cover everything from the quirks of Invisalign and hair transplants, to weight loss transformations, and the hilarious truths about the UK comedy industry. They explore weed culture, brunch clubs, and the realities of touring, all while delivering the irreverent, unfiltered humor fans love. Expect laughs, life lessons, and insider stories that only seasoned comedians can tell. Perfect for comedy lovers, podcast enthusiasts, and anyone curious about the behind-the-scenes world of stand-up.
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5 Jan 2026
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #4
Welcome to Episode 4 of the *Larry Dean & John Hastings Show* — an audio-only comedy podcast where two actual stand-up comedians attempt to make sense of the world and fail beautifully.
This episode covers:
• The absolute chaos of “straight guy science”
• Terrible diet advice (custard, fasting, butter in coffee)
• Unqualified parenting tips from the worst possible people
• British vs American sports culture and tribal insanity
• Arsenal, Celtic, Rangers and real football anger
• Masculinity myths, bad science, and unsolicited opinions
• Why people treat sports like ancient warfare
Unscripted. Unhinged. Unapologetic.
If you like unfiltered comedy podcasts, stand-up conversations, cultural commentary, and real comedians being brutally honest about modern life, this episode is for you.
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29 Dec 2025
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #3
Episode 3 of The Larry Dean & John Hastings Show goes off the rails in the best way. John Hastings and Larry Dean spiral from imagined supermarket announcements to stories about stealing, addiction to risk, oversaturated capitalism, audience behaviour, aging algorithms, and the cultural chaos of the UK Midlands. From bananas and body counts in Tesco to the psychology of crime, comment sections, Birmingham slander, and the weird expectations of comedy crowds in the UK vs USA — this is an unfiltered, rapid-fire comedy chat between two sharp, chaotic stand-ups with zero plan and maximum honesty.
Listeners can expect: dark humour, cultural commentary, wild personal stories, crowd psychology, algorithm rage, British vs American audiences, and a long, aggressive side-quest into why Birmingham may or may not be a real city.
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22 Dec 2025
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #2
In this second episode of the John Hastings & Larry Dean Show, the two comedians ramble through awkward social dynamics — from neglectful comedian partners to making an egg at a boring house-party and getting kicked out. They riff on how COVID changed their social lives, the weird pressures around “growing up,” and what it means to settle (or refuse to settle) for adulthood. They also compare British vs American comedy audiences and reveal existential views on health care, parenting, and relationships. Brutally honest, occasionally crude, and full of self-deprecating laughs, this episode mixes stand-up sensibilities with messy real life.
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15 Dec 2025
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #1
In their chaotic debut, John Hastings and Larry Dean spiral from cringe podcast voices to sex parties, secret Snapchat behaviour, and the sacred hoarding of comedian gossip. They trade stories about adulterers, secret bisexuals, joint Facebook accounts, cartoon porn sightings, and the most unhinged bus ride in Montreal history. The conversation veers into British hopelessness, Scottish socialism, American chain stores, gentrification by gays and Orthodox Jews, and the cultural differences that make John want to flee the UK. Raw, reckless, and overshared, Episode One establishes this show as a beautifully unfiltered spiral into modern comedy life.
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8 Dec 2025
John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Trailer!!!!
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