Jokes On News

Jokes On News

Hosted by Asher Perlman and Eliana Kwartler and Michael Cruz Kayne and Steve Waltien · Jokes On News

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8
Episodes
7
Transcribed
54
Ratings
Weekly
Cadence
2026
First episode

About Jokes On News

A podcast about news… with jokes! It’s like if a late night writers meeting was, well, a podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Publisher
Jokes On News
Category
comedy · news · news
Language
en
Explicit
Yes
First episode
17 Sept 2026
Latest episode
2 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

7 of 8 episodes have a transcript.

  1. 2 Nov 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Oops, All Midterms! | Trump? I Hardly Know Trump! | Alaska's Dan Sullivan(s) | Cheesecake

  2. 27 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    October Surprise | GOP Bullies | Vivek Ramaswamy Shoots His Dick Off | Joke of the Century Award

  3. 20 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Trump Hires and Fires Katie Zacharia | Brains and Badonkadonks | Maine Senate Race

  4. 13 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Is Public Execution a Bad Idea? | Guilfoyle’s Guil-foibles | Georgia Election | No Nobel Trump

  5. 6 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    The Possibly Illegal and the Definitely Stupid

  6. 29 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Trump TV, Ballroom Deathtrap, Alaska, and LESBIANS!

  7. 22 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Trump Shuts Down the Free Press, the Kennedy Center, and More

  8. 17 Sept 2026

    We Wrote For The Late Show. Now We Do This.

Inside a recent episode

Oops, All Midterms! | Trump? I Hardly Know Trump! | Alaska's Dan Sullivan(s) | Cheesecake

Published 2 Nov 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] Remember when I started the war on preserving Christmas? I'm not sure you ought to remind us of that one, buddy. He didn't even phrase it right. I know. He has no idea what he's saying. He has no idea what he's saying. I started the war on preserving Christmas. That means he hates Christmas. Yes. […]

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Who has been a guest on Jokes On News

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

  • John Thibodeaux
  • Tom Purcell
  • Felipe Torres Medina
  • Delmonte Bent
  • Caroline Lazar

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)
4.9 / 5
37 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
17 ratings

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Who hosts Jokes On News?

Asher Perlman and Eliana Kwartler and Michael Cruz Kayne and Steve Waltien host the show. Published by Jokes On News.

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The show publishes weekly, based on its RSS feed.

Does Jokes On News take guests?

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