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About Kayfabe Crunch
Your twice-weekly, bitesize (satirical) news podcast for the world of professional wrestling. Released every Tuesday and Saturday. Every episode is written, performed, edited and released in <24 hours of RAW and SmackDown airing.
- Publisher
- onsuo
- Category
- comedy · news · sports
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 21 Nov 2020
- Latest episode
- 5 Jan 2021
Latest episodes
10 episodes in the feed.
5 Jan 2021
Last-Legends News - #100
It's the final news bulletin! Join us for all the latest from RAW Legend's Night. Plus, a revelation that will shake the very foundation of this sport. All this, and that's it. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
29 Dec 2020
Penultimate-Punch News - #099
All the latest from RAW. Plus, we award our prestigious Crunchies - For the year that was (and still continues to be) 2020. Why is Alexa Bliss arson about? Who can Keith Lee trust? What did Big E win? All this and not much more tbh. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
22 Dec 2020
Quality-Queen News - #098
All the latest from RAW + We award our final Diamond Ratings of the year, for the matches at TLC 2020. Did Randy Orton really do a murder? Has WWE made a honey-trap for creeps with the latest Alexa Bliss segment? How many titles does Charlotte have now? All this, and not much more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
19 Dec 2020
Brutal-Burial News - #097
All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we make our predictions for TLC 2020, with Bricayla Spotifee. Did Carmella hit Banks with another bottle? What's a Firefly Inferno match? Which end is the head of the table? All this, and some more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
15 Dec 2020
Peppy-Poetry News - #096
The latest headlines from RAW, the recipe for a festive wrestling cocktail + A microdocu-short about the history of steel chairs in professional wrestling. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
8 Dec 2020
Giggly-Game News - #095
All the latest from RAW, a micro-documentary on the history of the ladder in professional wrestling, plus a weather report. What game is The Fiend playing? Why did Sheamus and McIntyre fight? What's going on with RETRIBUTION? Some of this, and a bit more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. Theme Music for 'Glacier' from WCW onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
5 Dec 2020
Mega-Manipulation News - #094
All the latest from NXT, AEW Dynamite and SmackDown. Also, we look at the forgotten War Games match, from 1983. And finally, we check on the wrestling-themed beer we've been brewing. Is Roman Reigns manipulating Jay Uso? Which WCW legend showed up in AEW? Impact exists!? All this, and a touch more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
1 Dec 2020
Wicked-Weakness News - #093
All the latest from WWE RAW. Plus, part one of our series of TLC-themed micro documentaries. This week - Tables. What did Alexa Bliss do to Randy Orton? Who will face Drew McIntyre in a few weeks? Do polar bears feel the concept of grief? Some of that, and a little more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Extra background Music - 'The Butcher' by Alexander Nakarada (https://www.patreon.com/anakarada (https://www.patreon.com/anakarada)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
24 Nov 2020
Pearce-Punishment News - #092
All the latest from RAW + The official Diamond Ratings for Survivor Series 2020. No other ratings system uses fact-based data-science like us. Our Diamond Ratings are mathematically accurate to 0.001% - Unlike that Dave Smelter and his so-called "Star-Ratings" Has Alexa Bliss gone "full-Fiend"? Who will be the new number-one contender? Are we on the road to TLC? All this, and a smidge more. The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
21 Nov 2020
Total-Tribute News - #091
The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we use an advanced AI to predict the winning brand at Survivor Series. Will it be Raw? Or will it be that other brand I've already typed the name of? And therefore don't need to type again, as the algorithms will have already picked up on it... The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing. Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show. Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices. Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)) Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming. onsuo 2020 Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co (https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co) This podcast is powered by Pinecast (https://pinecast.com).
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